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Zhautas ([personal profile] zhautasmods) wrote in [community profile] sexyspace2018-06-25 07:10 am
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TEST DRIVE MEME #2

Awakening
Artificial lights assault your eyes. It takes a few blinks for them to adjust properly. Quiet mechanical whirs and clicks sound in the small, sparse space that you had likely been corralled into before being put to sleep for the long journey. As grogginess fades away and lucidity starts to take hold, you begin to remember where you are and why you’re here on this spaceship thousands of light years away from home and perhaps everything and everyone you’ve ever known.

The multiverse is sick. It’s dying. And it’s up to you to save it. Or, at least, that’s what the Zenith Corporation had told you when they announced their search for a cure across the multiverse. They hand-picked individuals to be "volunteers" for the next stage of experimentation. Maybe they made it sound dire, maybe you already had your mind set to help, or maybe the specifics of how you could help was vague. Considering the alternative was wasting away on your home planet with no promise of when this cure might actually come to fruition, it ultimately wasn’t much of a choice either way.

Everything comes to life the more awake that you start to feel. "Good morning, volunteer," sounds a synthetic, feminine voice in your ear. That must be one of the fancy features they advertised about the chip that was injected just beneath your skin. A projected HUD above your torso displays and scrolls through several readings about the state of your being. "A scan of your vital signs show that everything is functioning as normal." There’s a small pause. "Wait-" The spike of alarm that should follow that single, distressed-sounding word is accompanied by a light chime. "Emotional responses are still accurate, too. Thank you for your cooperation!" Without any further explanation or allowing for protest, she continues on. "I hope you enjoyed your nap! We’ll be descending to planet #05031941 - common name designated as Zhautas - in approximately three hours. There will be a brief orientation for all volunteers exactly one hour before landing. Due to potential unnatural stress levels upon awakening from stasis, I suggest a relaxing trip to the garden beforehand."

If you have any questions, please don’t hesitate to ask.
My name is R.O.S.I.E. and, on behalf of all of us at the Zenith Corporation, we’re happy to have you aboard.
Code Credit

Say Aloe (Prospective Players Only)


Red lights lead the way to the gym, green will be your path to the gardens, ostignuh is- Wait, what do you mean the color ostignuh is burning your eyes? Huh. They must have over-corrected for your species. Oh, well. They’ll fix that for the next trip. For now, don’t worry about it. It probably didn’t lead to anything important anyway!

  1. The staff is much more attentive this time than they were with the first wave of volunteers. Poor feedback and the threat of losing their jobs if they don't improve their standing will do that! Unfortunately, it isn't just the colors that have been over-corrected. Despite how many times you tell the very helpful staff member that you're fine, they won't leave you alone. Are you sure? They can walk with you if you'd like. They can even hold your hand if you're overwhelmed! If there's anything you need, they're here for you.

    Maybe if you find a buddy to walk you to your destination they might divert their attention to a different volunteer. The buddy system is pretty fool-proof, after all.

  2. As you draw closer to the gardens, the lights in the hallway begin to dim. In fact, the only available source of illumination for a small distance is the thin green line across the floor guiding your way. Careful not to trip! There's handy railing to hold onto or maybe you accidentally grab the arm of that (hopefully) cute person nearby. It's kind of hard to tell and green isn't really a flattering color anyway.

    Suddenly, you're stepping into a wide open space of twilight. Iridescent flowers dot the landscape for as far as the eye can see. They come in all different shapes, sizes, and glow softly in this simulated night-scape. Trees of shining magenta leaves and blue bark wind up to the stars. Or, at least, the viewing panels that allow the stars to be seen from inside the ship. Not to worry, it's entirely safe and beautiful!

    The featured flower of this month is the Nykt Blossom. Be warned, however, that inhaling its pollen causes increased levels of oxytocin. This will cause you to feel compelled to bond socially with others. That is, you might find yourself a lot more friendly than usual! Maybe a little too friendly, even, if you're especially susceptible to its effects.

  3. It's very easy to miss the warning signs in this dark as you step into the section of the garden that houses the more alien plant-life.

    They'll fix that for the future, of course, but for now many volunteers are likely finding themselves subject to the same unfortunate circumstances. Coitendrils are in abundance here; they're a pretty touchy feely species. It's a plant that thrives in warm conditions and grows at an incredibly fast rate to seek out these cozy spots. As it turns out, your body warmth is the highest temperature around and exactly what it's looking for.

    Before you know it, long green tendrils are suddenly growing around your arms or legs in speedy spirals. They get everywhere in a matter of mere seconds. Their growth is aggressive, finding ways beneath the fabric of whatever clothes you happen to be wearing and to the skin below. The only way to reverse their growing hold is to cool yourself off and fast. Maybe someone can grab you some ice?
Orientation (Prospective Players Only)

Around an hour before landing, an announcement is made to everyone aboard the ship. It’s time to find your way to the amphitheater for orientation. If anyone gripes, they are reminded that it has mandatory safety information that the Zenith Corporation is legally required to cover. In fact, there's even a quiz at the end to make sure you understand all the technical ins and outs! The Zenith Corporation only has your best interests at heart. They also can’t afford another lawsuit or PR nightmare but who can, really? It’s only a half an hour long and R.O.S.I.E. reassures everyone that it will go by faster than they think.
  1. Are you way too cool for school? If you try to play hookey, the crew members of the spaceship are already on guard. You're not the first one to try this and they doubt you'll be the last. Try as you might to super sleuth your way around, there’ll be someone at apparently every single turn and twist you try.

    It’s also very likely that in scrambling to find a place to hide you’ll run into someone else breaking the rules! Perhaps great minds think alike and you decide to try to defy the system together. Or maybe they’re totally just getting in your way and you decide instead to throw them to the wolves to give yourself a better chance at escaping certain boredom that is an informational seminar. The choice is yours, volunteer!

  2. Whether you come to the orientation willingly or are dragged in by one of the staff, you’ll quickly realize just how bad R.O.S.I.E. lied. A half an hour feels almost like ten hours instead. The last time you checked your watch, it was somehow later than when you check it now. Is time going backward? It sure seems like it the longer you listen to the monotone voice read over colored flavor text clearly meant to engage but missing its mark stupendously. Even the motivation of a quiz at the end that needs to be passed in order to disembark seems to do little to nothing for your dwindling attention span.

    Finally, there’s a break in the bureaucratic monotony. The faceless, droning voice introduces one of the staff currently on Zhautas, Jeneviere. He's assistant to the head scientist, Professor Quintalian, and freshly assigned overseer of new volunteers. He also looks like he absolutely doesn't want to be the one doing this seminar.

    "Come now, Jenny," says a masculine voice off screen. "You promised."
    "I know what I said," he snaps, glaring off camera and not seeming to care much for the fact this is a live feed nor that these new volunteers are expecting something a bit more professional.
    "Then what's the problem?" the voice asks again. As it does, a tentacle wiggles into view and gives a reassuring pat on the deerman's shoulder. "I know for a fact that you like being filmed, Jenny, so really this shouldn't be so daunting-"

    As he speaks, Jeneviere's cheeks suddenly burn red hot. He stands forcefully out of his chair and uses one of those hoofs to kick harshly at the source of the tentacles. There's a very undignified squawk at the attack before the video feed cuts out and a technical difficulties sign is displayed.

    "... Right," the narrator from before says to break the undeniably awkward silence. "Just give us a moment, volunteers, and we'll get a pre-recorded seminar ready for you instead. In the meantime, let's open up communications with the facility and allow you to discuss with those already on the planet about what they've enjoyed most about their time on Zhautas so far?*

  3. Hopefully, you didn't forget about the quiz! The staff certainly didn't. After the pre-recorded seminar is run, papers are handed out. A quiet shuffle carries through the room as people pass them to and fro down the aisles. It all seems rather arbitrary and tedious but remember! You have to pass in order to disembark.

    It isn't too hard. Or maybe it is. Perhaps it's just the pressure that you only have fifteen minutes to complete it. What was the professor's first name again? How many research facilities are there on the planet? Staff are scrutinizing your every move now, it feels like. Do you take the risk and try to whisper for help to the person next to you? Pass notes? Do what you must to succeed! ...Or you can just shamefully take the quiz again and again and again until they're legally obligated to let you off board.
Welcome to Zhautas! (All Players)

Finally, it's time to disembark at the research facility. This time they have the right coordinates so it's as easy as stepping off the ship and to your new home away from home. Or, at least, it should have been that easy...

There's an awful lot of construction going on around here. Several beings with hard hats, power tools, and ridiculous amounts of glue are rushing about. They're shouting orders and saying "excuse me" where they remember to. Still, it can be hard to get a word in edgewise about the fact that you're new volunteers here to check-in. In addition to the construction, there's also an awful lot of important-seeming people walking throughout the facility as well that staff are far more attentive to than you.

In short, it's borderline chaos as you try to get your bearings.

  1. "Bad news, new volunteers," says R.O.S.I.E. in the midst of all the commotion. "We have your housing assignments but there have been some... technical difficulties in preparing the new rooms." There's actually been a lot of technical difficulties, period. Maybe you've already noticed with the lights randomly changing color or dimness, the vending machine that launched your drink at you, or R.O.S.I.E. herself glitching out periodically when responding. The problem with the rooms is that the doors won't open. Or they won't stay closed. Or that they open and close constantly and forcefully so it's a safety hazard. As if everything else going on with all the construction isn't.

    "We're working on it as fast as we can, but for now, we've set up a temporary sleeping situation until its resolved." Everyone will be directed to one of the larger common rooms in the east wing of the facility while the rest of the volunteers are still awaiting their new housing as promised. Mattresses are laid out in rows on the floor. There's plenty of blankets, pillows, and even some LED lights strung around the room to provide some nice ambience.

    Additionally, there's a screen covering one of the walls for a movie to be projected on before bed. R.O.S.I.E. has chosen a thematically appropriate film that was approved by Professor Quintalian himself. Snacks are provided too! It's an old-fashioned sleepover, volunteers. Make a blanket fort, enjoy what's on for your viewing pleasure, and have - most of all - have fun.

  2. What's a sleepover without scary stories? Flashlights have been provided and it's time to get spooky. Here's your chance to share that real thriller that you know from back home. Maybe another world has a similar tale! Either way, there's nothing like bonding over a little healthy fear. Right?

    Or maybe terrifying strangers isn't your idea of a good time and you'd rather make shadow puppets instead. That's also an option! In fact, some people are trying to start a contest out of it to see who can cast the most creative shadows around.

  3. The night staff comes around for one last security sweep. Get some sleep, they say. It's been a long day. Tomorrow might be even longer if they still can't figure out the rooms or where to put all these new volunteers for the time being.

    As nice as that sounds, it's a little easier said than done. Whether it's the construction noise, the person next to you snoring, or late night existential thoughts it's difficult for sleep to find you. Maybe talking to someone might help? Or maybe you just need to go to the bathroom. Good luck crossing the swath of bodies, in the case of the latter, and who knows! You might find someone else having as much trouble sleeping as you that you can commiserate with.

    Or maybe you're the one snoring. Do you happen to kick in your sleep? How unfortunate for the person assigned to the mat next to you. They might be courteous or they might tell you just how obnoxious it is. Whatever the case might actually be, you're likely in for a long first night here at the research facility.
Network/Bangr (All Players)

During all the goings-on, R.O.S.I.E. will prompt you to set up your presence on the network. Pick a username, a profile picture, and commence to shitposting immediately if you so desire! Additionally, if you want to get a headstart on your contribution to the volunteer program, why not set up your Bangr? R.O.S.I.E. even has an icebreaker question ready for you! They change every month. This month's question is:

Do you like wake-up sex or staying up all night?*
(*Despite what you might actually put, know that R.O.S.I.E. is a little glitchy. What you wrote might not actually be what's displayed! I.E., you can totally use this as a misfire type deal in case your character wouldn't answer this question.)


bangr
Professor Quintalian | 35
Do you like wake-up sex or staying up all night?
Wake-up sex is the best, in my opinion. Hormones are more haywire first thing in the morning; it's just scientific sense to get your bang in during wake-up time.

YES
NO


BANGR CODE
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fiftynifty: (True_form_(152))

[personal profile] fiftynifty 2018-06-29 08:37 am (UTC)(link)
[Ah, back to surreal instead of mildly awkward.]

Shall I rely on your advice for this, too...? [Surely he's not that poor a judge of character. Maybe.] Then I'm in your hands again.

[...ah,] Metaphorically speaking.
originallutece: (talk; gotta commit to this eyeroll)

[personal profile] originallutece 2018-06-29 08:37 am (UTC)(link)
Not for a price, you don't. Or at least, I assume not.

[She reaches behind her, starting a loose, low braid. Informal, but easy to take care of. She isn't smiling, but there's a lightness to her gaze. She likes talking to this man.]

Sex with a variety of people is all well and good, if that's what you like. But being pushed into it after having agreed to save the muliverse? Not entirely the same thing.
vashoth: (pic#8997804)

[personal profile] vashoth 2018-06-29 08:43 am (UTC)(link)
Not for a price, no.

[Her comment draws a thoughtful frown to his lips, considering the criticism.]

I can see why it's sort of a bait-and-switch. And I bet there's a lot of people not too happy about that. But personally, at least, I can handle it fine. What about you?
vashoth: (pic#8997795)

[personal profile] vashoth 2018-06-29 08:56 am (UTC)(link)
The fighting style is similar to greatswords and axes, but less slicing and more bashing. Get in as close as possible, swing it like you would swing a hammer, and smash in your enemy's skull. Bam! Like nailing a piece of wood, except a lot messier.

[He seems to enjoy describing the imagery despite the elements of gore and death. Or maybe because of them. Bull finds himself even more interested in his newfound companion -- if only because he's never known someone so small to wield a greatsword. That intrigues him. How does she manage the strength? Perhaps the weapons are smaller, more suitable for her size?]

I'd appreciate the offer, though. I don't mind this one - [A gesture toward the one-handed weapon at his belt] - but I prefer something I can get both hands around, with some weight to it. You know?

[Even a functional greatsword sounds appealing. He'll have to find a way to repay it.]

Anyway, I noticed the horns and scales, but the tail is new. You're the only other non-human I've met. Get a lot of people asking what you are?
magneticfields: (half light)

just leave me here to die k

[personal profile] magneticfields 2018-06-29 08:56 am (UTC)(link)
[ It's too much. He came here to escape. To cope with the pain of being so completely rejected. Even in prison, he still believed he wasn't alone. That the others still shared his ideals, at least. Still considered him one of them.

And now the pendulum has swung completely, to when Charles still believed they were far more in step than they ever were. Despite everything Erik told him. Despite everything he could see for himself each time he entered Erik's mind. He rubs his hands over his face. ]


I didn't come here to help anybody. I agreed to come here because I wanted to forget you. All of you.
Edited 2018-06-29 08:57 (UTC)
casuistic: (pic#10700666)

[personal profile] casuistic 2018-06-29 09:58 am (UTC)(link)
Not everything is on you, Arthur.

[ The idiot is probably sitting somewhere out there wringing his hands and trying to puzzle his way out of this new problem and how to solve it.

Take a moment and just breathe. ]


This doesn't seem like a sprint. You don't run a marathon with full power.

What do we do first?
astralera: (Default)

[personal profile] astralera 2018-06-29 10:24 am (UTC)(link)
[ Era has caved in enough skulls in the admittedly rather short span of her memories to know exactly what the man speaks of. A year ago this wouldn't have bothered her in the least, but Era finds herself unexpectedly remembering an Echo vision she had of her skull being caved in by a hammer, drawing her last breath --

The premonition had saved her life, and she dodged fast enough to spare her life but not her horn. Era touches it reflexively, reminding herself it's still there. She inhales a shaky breath and exhales it slowly. ]


It sounds like an effective method.

My height leaves me at a disadvantage for such things - I would be unable to swing from the angle needed to power such a blow. I tend to use a spear or bow if targeting a skull.

[ She likes going for the quick, merciful kills whenever possible. ]

Surprisingly you are the first.
dothelokimotion: (Immortality is stupid)

[personal profile] dothelokimotion 2018-06-29 10:30 am (UTC)(link)
[ filthy lies, huh? ]

That does sound illuminating. A little dull though, to see through all.
yakyuuman: (060 homeruns)

1/2

[personal profile] yakyuuman 2018-06-29 11:42 am (UTC)(link)
[ You'd think that Jyushimatsu would pick the most sensible choice and run with the one pillow that's left. You'd surely think Jyushimatsu is smart enough to know that further pissing Kakaroth off will cause plenty awful consequences very soon.

Indeed, maybe he's taking into consideration the fact he's treading a dangerous line and he should stop picking on the goblin, find an opening and slip out, hoping that will end the little skit on a vaguely non-violent note.

He grabs the remaining pillow while maintaining eye contact with Kakaroth.

Is he choosing to be wise for once and run off to sleep somewhere else? ]
Edited 2018-06-29 11:44 (UTC)
yakyuuman: (184 homeruns)

2/2

[personal profile] yakyuuman 2018-06-29 11:43 am (UTC)(link)
[ Quick answer: he's not. ]

Wow! You're so strong, dude! Swept me straight off my feet with that one! But you know what?

[ He raises the pillow above his head and then rips it apart like it's fucking paper. ]

I can do that too, see? We've got something in common! I'm so happy!

[ And then he laughs, 100% proud and joyful over what has just happened. Whatever filled those pillows is now covering the both of them like it's snowing around here. ]
loxias: (03)

[personal profile] loxias 2018-06-29 11:59 am (UTC)(link)
[Impure little things humans deluded themselves with. On the other hand, lies did spice up their struggles, and it was sometimes entertaining.]

In itself? No. When I first ran out of questions? Yeah.

There's little in a finite world that's able to sustain my interest. This [their current situation] is drastically different from usual circumstances.
Edited 2018-06-29 11:59 (UTC)
loxias: (06)

[personal profile] loxias 2018-06-29 12:30 pm (UTC)(link)
ok that's dumb

First off, the sun's gravitational pull keeps earth's orbit. There's no way to pause the day and night cycle just like that

Second, the sun doesn't owe anything to anyone!

Third, what is it with humans making others believe they're descendants of gods? More importantly, why are there suckers who fall for it?


["There are no humans with divine blood" is no longer a phrase he can say, though. Likely because of this multiverse thing.

It still ticks him off.]


Argh it's so stupid!
blindninja: (41)

[personal profile] blindninja 2018-06-29 12:39 pm (UTC)(link)
[He's glitching too in his own way, but. He appreciates that she's sparing his feelings.]

Don't worry, he won't be back. He'll be spending the night with... someone. [So says Mr. I Won't Make It Awkward Murdock.]
episodically: (2558066 (2))

lmfao i love it

[personal profile] episodically 2018-06-29 12:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Nope.

[ simple but to the point. would he always be the right person? nope but right now, he was not going to say that. ]

Some people might consider me the wrong kind of person in other avenues of life but not this one.

[ he's confident, solid and he matches her smirk with one of his own. ]

You ever find you wanna be creative, feel free to come and find me. I'm known for my...unique solutions.

[ somewhere, spock just got a terrible pain in his neck. ]
episodically: (2558066)

[personal profile] episodically 2018-06-29 12:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Sounds like you're intending to keep busy.

[ that wasn't even an innuendo.

well, not really. everything that came out of jim's mouth was always kind of an innuendo. ]


Make sure to leave time for yourself. All that learning's bound to leave you exhausted.
dothelokimotion: (A life of pain is the pain of life)

[personal profile] dothelokimotion 2018-06-29 12:52 pm (UTC)(link)
[ his expression clears up in understanding. ]

I have never experimented with constructs. Illusions were quicker to use.
aberranthubris: (future past: 15)

RIP I'll remember you well

[personal profile] aberranthubris 2018-06-29 12:58 pm (UTC)(link)
[ That is quite the statement, especially coming in the heels of that kiss.

And it's reflected on Charles' face as he stares at Erik, completely nonplussed. ]


I don't... [ understand. None of it.

Erik is obviously distressed so Charles doesn't even bother asking him about it, but instead dives right into the archives that are readily available for him.

What he finds, he's not ready for.

Those blue eyes get wider and wider as he stares at Erik, a plethora of emotions flickering across his face, surprise, betrayal, sadness, exhaustion, then inevitably: anger. ]


My God, Erik... [ He doesn't have the benefit of time or his older self to calm him down. But he also haven't lived it through, so there isn't tears at least. ] Why? [ That is the question, isn't it? ]
episodically: (2558066 (13))

[personal profile] episodically 2018-06-29 12:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, but I love a challenge.

[ and now he was going to have to try. and when he put his mind to something, there was very little that could deter him until victory was accomplished. ]

You can call me, Jim. Captain's so formal and you're not serving underneath me. Not that I'd mind that.

[ it was a line -- an easy one -- but sometimes jim just couldn't resist low hanging fruit. ]
loxias: (03)

iii

[personal profile] loxias 2018-06-29 01:01 pm (UTC)(link)
[Apollo's used to categorizing others as either god or human.

This one is clearly neither, and Apollo isn't in the mood to run down a list of possibilities before he hits jackpot.]


What's with the ears?
episodically: (2558066 (12))

[personal profile] episodically 2018-06-29 01:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Could we?

[ color him intrigued. and all ears. ]

Do tell. I'm pretty fond of a compromise that benefits both parties.
dyingstar: (gray - squint neutral talk profile)

[personal profile] dyingstar 2018-06-29 01:09 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm going to throw up.

[ He's not actually, although it is tempting as a way to escape this conversation. ]

That man is just as bad as the Grandmaster, just so you know. Not that you care. But earlier this month, he had a ship seeking refuge shot out of the sky. Then he refused to send aid to the survivors for over a week.

[ Which might've struck a little close to home for Thor since, you know, he was recently on a ship with the few remaining survivors of his planet, seeking refuge, only to be destroyed for their trouble instead of saved. ]

I'd rather fight a hundred Hulks in a hundred stupid contests than fuck a man like that once, either of them. That isn't discerning taste, brother. That's the opposite.
bibulous: (09)

[personal profile] bibulous 2018-06-29 01:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Different worlds.

[ there's no underlying disdain for that fact in magnus' voice. differences are make people interesting and if matthew is a sex mage, then so be it. he could probably teach magnus a thing or two, if magnus were the type of person to listen well. ]

My current responsibilities make my free time a little more limited than I'd like. I still do sex spells for those that require it and pay me well but I do other spells too. Love spells, hate spells, fight spells, the gamut.
dothelokimotion: (Your existence is not impossible)

[personal profile] dothelokimotion 2018-06-29 01:22 pm (UTC)(link)
[ not that you care. the vehemence there catches him off guard, as if there's another layer to thor's words. his green eyes flicker over thor, sharp with the light before it moves away in its feigned nonchalance. though his words are gentle, his statements are firm. ]

It does not matter how good or bad a person is. All that matters is that they are malleable. I would have never gotten the codes if I wasn't proficient in my skill set. You have your abilities — [ which will always be better than loki. stronger, nicer, the one people will chose over him, never chosen, never worth the chance ] — and I have mine.

[ the trickster, the one who has no problem sullying his hands. getting dirty. a silver tongue. incapable of sincerity.

( am i? )

loki merely tilts his head at thor instead. ]
dothelokimotion: (This is the fear that looms)

[personal profile] dothelokimotion 2018-06-29 01:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Surely you can adapt to it.

[ though loki doubts that. adaptability is a mortal virtue, not a god's. ]
loxias: (02)

[personal profile] loxias 2018-06-29 01:44 pm (UTC)(link)
No sense in denying reality. [That part of his nature, he can't contradict. Though, he does make a face with this next part.] I don't have to like it!