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Zhautas ([personal profile] zhautasmods) wrote in [community profile] sexyspace2018-06-25 07:10 am
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TEST DRIVE MEME #2

Awakening
Artificial lights assault your eyes. It takes a few blinks for them to adjust properly. Quiet mechanical whirs and clicks sound in the small, sparse space that you had likely been corralled into before being put to sleep for the long journey. As grogginess fades away and lucidity starts to take hold, you begin to remember where you are and why you’re here on this spaceship thousands of light years away from home and perhaps everything and everyone you’ve ever known.

The multiverse is sick. It’s dying. And it’s up to you to save it. Or, at least, that’s what the Zenith Corporation had told you when they announced their search for a cure across the multiverse. They hand-picked individuals to be "volunteers" for the next stage of experimentation. Maybe they made it sound dire, maybe you already had your mind set to help, or maybe the specifics of how you could help was vague. Considering the alternative was wasting away on your home planet with no promise of when this cure might actually come to fruition, it ultimately wasn’t much of a choice either way.

Everything comes to life the more awake that you start to feel. "Good morning, volunteer," sounds a synthetic, feminine voice in your ear. That must be one of the fancy features they advertised about the chip that was injected just beneath your skin. A projected HUD above your torso displays and scrolls through several readings about the state of your being. "A scan of your vital signs show that everything is functioning as normal." There’s a small pause. "Wait-" The spike of alarm that should follow that single, distressed-sounding word is accompanied by a light chime. "Emotional responses are still accurate, too. Thank you for your cooperation!" Without any further explanation or allowing for protest, she continues on. "I hope you enjoyed your nap! We’ll be descending to planet #05031941 - common name designated as Zhautas - in approximately three hours. There will be a brief orientation for all volunteers exactly one hour before landing. Due to potential unnatural stress levels upon awakening from stasis, I suggest a relaxing trip to the garden beforehand."

If you have any questions, please don’t hesitate to ask.
My name is R.O.S.I.E. and, on behalf of all of us at the Zenith Corporation, we’re happy to have you aboard.
Code Credit

Say Aloe (Prospective Players Only)


Red lights lead the way to the gym, green will be your path to the gardens, ostignuh is- Wait, what do you mean the color ostignuh is burning your eyes? Huh. They must have over-corrected for your species. Oh, well. They’ll fix that for the next trip. For now, don’t worry about it. It probably didn’t lead to anything important anyway!

  1. The staff is much more attentive this time than they were with the first wave of volunteers. Poor feedback and the threat of losing their jobs if they don't improve their standing will do that! Unfortunately, it isn't just the colors that have been over-corrected. Despite how many times you tell the very helpful staff member that you're fine, they won't leave you alone. Are you sure? They can walk with you if you'd like. They can even hold your hand if you're overwhelmed! If there's anything you need, they're here for you.

    Maybe if you find a buddy to walk you to your destination they might divert their attention to a different volunteer. The buddy system is pretty fool-proof, after all.

  2. As you draw closer to the gardens, the lights in the hallway begin to dim. In fact, the only available source of illumination for a small distance is the thin green line across the floor guiding your way. Careful not to trip! There's handy railing to hold onto or maybe you accidentally grab the arm of that (hopefully) cute person nearby. It's kind of hard to tell and green isn't really a flattering color anyway.

    Suddenly, you're stepping into a wide open space of twilight. Iridescent flowers dot the landscape for as far as the eye can see. They come in all different shapes, sizes, and glow softly in this simulated night-scape. Trees of shining magenta leaves and blue bark wind up to the stars. Or, at least, the viewing panels that allow the stars to be seen from inside the ship. Not to worry, it's entirely safe and beautiful!

    The featured flower of this month is the Nykt Blossom. Be warned, however, that inhaling its pollen causes increased levels of oxytocin. This will cause you to feel compelled to bond socially with others. That is, you might find yourself a lot more friendly than usual! Maybe a little too friendly, even, if you're especially susceptible to its effects.

  3. It's very easy to miss the warning signs in this dark as you step into the section of the garden that houses the more alien plant-life.

    They'll fix that for the future, of course, but for now many volunteers are likely finding themselves subject to the same unfortunate circumstances. Coitendrils are in abundance here; they're a pretty touchy feely species. It's a plant that thrives in warm conditions and grows at an incredibly fast rate to seek out these cozy spots. As it turns out, your body warmth is the highest temperature around and exactly what it's looking for.

    Before you know it, long green tendrils are suddenly growing around your arms or legs in speedy spirals. They get everywhere in a matter of mere seconds. Their growth is aggressive, finding ways beneath the fabric of whatever clothes you happen to be wearing and to the skin below. The only way to reverse their growing hold is to cool yourself off and fast. Maybe someone can grab you some ice?
Orientation (Prospective Players Only)

Around an hour before landing, an announcement is made to everyone aboard the ship. It’s time to find your way to the amphitheater for orientation. If anyone gripes, they are reminded that it has mandatory safety information that the Zenith Corporation is legally required to cover. In fact, there's even a quiz at the end to make sure you understand all the technical ins and outs! The Zenith Corporation only has your best interests at heart. They also can’t afford another lawsuit or PR nightmare but who can, really? It’s only a half an hour long and R.O.S.I.E. reassures everyone that it will go by faster than they think.
  1. Are you way too cool for school? If you try to play hookey, the crew members of the spaceship are already on guard. You're not the first one to try this and they doubt you'll be the last. Try as you might to super sleuth your way around, there’ll be someone at apparently every single turn and twist you try.

    It’s also very likely that in scrambling to find a place to hide you’ll run into someone else breaking the rules! Perhaps great minds think alike and you decide to try to defy the system together. Or maybe they’re totally just getting in your way and you decide instead to throw them to the wolves to give yourself a better chance at escaping certain boredom that is an informational seminar. The choice is yours, volunteer!

  2. Whether you come to the orientation willingly or are dragged in by one of the staff, you’ll quickly realize just how bad R.O.S.I.E. lied. A half an hour feels almost like ten hours instead. The last time you checked your watch, it was somehow later than when you check it now. Is time going backward? It sure seems like it the longer you listen to the monotone voice read over colored flavor text clearly meant to engage but missing its mark stupendously. Even the motivation of a quiz at the end that needs to be passed in order to disembark seems to do little to nothing for your dwindling attention span.

    Finally, there’s a break in the bureaucratic monotony. The faceless, droning voice introduces one of the staff currently on Zhautas, Jeneviere. He's assistant to the head scientist, Professor Quintalian, and freshly assigned overseer of new volunteers. He also looks like he absolutely doesn't want to be the one doing this seminar.

    "Come now, Jenny," says a masculine voice off screen. "You promised."
    "I know what I said," he snaps, glaring off camera and not seeming to care much for the fact this is a live feed nor that these new volunteers are expecting something a bit more professional.
    "Then what's the problem?" the voice asks again. As it does, a tentacle wiggles into view and gives a reassuring pat on the deerman's shoulder. "I know for a fact that you like being filmed, Jenny, so really this shouldn't be so daunting-"

    As he speaks, Jeneviere's cheeks suddenly burn red hot. He stands forcefully out of his chair and uses one of those hoofs to kick harshly at the source of the tentacles. There's a very undignified squawk at the attack before the video feed cuts out and a technical difficulties sign is displayed.

    "... Right," the narrator from before says to break the undeniably awkward silence. "Just give us a moment, volunteers, and we'll get a pre-recorded seminar ready for you instead. In the meantime, let's open up communications with the facility and allow you to discuss with those already on the planet about what they've enjoyed most about their time on Zhautas so far?*

  3. Hopefully, you didn't forget about the quiz! The staff certainly didn't. After the pre-recorded seminar is run, papers are handed out. A quiet shuffle carries through the room as people pass them to and fro down the aisles. It all seems rather arbitrary and tedious but remember! You have to pass in order to disembark.

    It isn't too hard. Or maybe it is. Perhaps it's just the pressure that you only have fifteen minutes to complete it. What was the professor's first name again? How many research facilities are there on the planet? Staff are scrutinizing your every move now, it feels like. Do you take the risk and try to whisper for help to the person next to you? Pass notes? Do what you must to succeed! ...Or you can just shamefully take the quiz again and again and again until they're legally obligated to let you off board.
Welcome to Zhautas! (All Players)

Finally, it's time to disembark at the research facility. This time they have the right coordinates so it's as easy as stepping off the ship and to your new home away from home. Or, at least, it should have been that easy...

There's an awful lot of construction going on around here. Several beings with hard hats, power tools, and ridiculous amounts of glue are rushing about. They're shouting orders and saying "excuse me" where they remember to. Still, it can be hard to get a word in edgewise about the fact that you're new volunteers here to check-in. In addition to the construction, there's also an awful lot of important-seeming people walking throughout the facility as well that staff are far more attentive to than you.

In short, it's borderline chaos as you try to get your bearings.

  1. "Bad news, new volunteers," says R.O.S.I.E. in the midst of all the commotion. "We have your housing assignments but there have been some... technical difficulties in preparing the new rooms." There's actually been a lot of technical difficulties, period. Maybe you've already noticed with the lights randomly changing color or dimness, the vending machine that launched your drink at you, or R.O.S.I.E. herself glitching out periodically when responding. The problem with the rooms is that the doors won't open. Or they won't stay closed. Or that they open and close constantly and forcefully so it's a safety hazard. As if everything else going on with all the construction isn't.

    "We're working on it as fast as we can, but for now, we've set up a temporary sleeping situation until its resolved." Everyone will be directed to one of the larger common rooms in the east wing of the facility while the rest of the volunteers are still awaiting their new housing as promised. Mattresses are laid out in rows on the floor. There's plenty of blankets, pillows, and even some LED lights strung around the room to provide some nice ambience.

    Additionally, there's a screen covering one of the walls for a movie to be projected on before bed. R.O.S.I.E. has chosen a thematically appropriate film that was approved by Professor Quintalian himself. Snacks are provided too! It's an old-fashioned sleepover, volunteers. Make a blanket fort, enjoy what's on for your viewing pleasure, and have - most of all - have fun.

  2. What's a sleepover without scary stories? Flashlights have been provided and it's time to get spooky. Here's your chance to share that real thriller that you know from back home. Maybe another world has a similar tale! Either way, there's nothing like bonding over a little healthy fear. Right?

    Or maybe terrifying strangers isn't your idea of a good time and you'd rather make shadow puppets instead. That's also an option! In fact, some people are trying to start a contest out of it to see who can cast the most creative shadows around.

  3. The night staff comes around for one last security sweep. Get some sleep, they say. It's been a long day. Tomorrow might be even longer if they still can't figure out the rooms or where to put all these new volunteers for the time being.

    As nice as that sounds, it's a little easier said than done. Whether it's the construction noise, the person next to you snoring, or late night existential thoughts it's difficult for sleep to find you. Maybe talking to someone might help? Or maybe you just need to go to the bathroom. Good luck crossing the swath of bodies, in the case of the latter, and who knows! You might find someone else having as much trouble sleeping as you that you can commiserate with.

    Or maybe you're the one snoring. Do you happen to kick in your sleep? How unfortunate for the person assigned to the mat next to you. They might be courteous or they might tell you just how obnoxious it is. Whatever the case might actually be, you're likely in for a long first night here at the research facility.
Network/Bangr (All Players)

During all the goings-on, R.O.S.I.E. will prompt you to set up your presence on the network. Pick a username, a profile picture, and commence to shitposting immediately if you so desire! Additionally, if you want to get a headstart on your contribution to the volunteer program, why not set up your Bangr? R.O.S.I.E. even has an icebreaker question ready for you! They change every month. This month's question is:

Do you like wake-up sex or staying up all night?*
(*Despite what you might actually put, know that R.O.S.I.E. is a little glitchy. What you wrote might not actually be what's displayed! I.E., you can totally use this as a misfire type deal in case your character wouldn't answer this question.)


bangr
Professor Quintalian | 35
Do you like wake-up sex or staying up all night?
Wake-up sex is the best, in my opinion. Hormones are more haywire first thing in the morning; it's just scientific sense to get your bang in during wake-up time.

YES
NO


BANGR CODE
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mind_of_god: (Born to Run)

[personal profile] mind_of_god 2018-06-30 10:38 pm (UTC)(link)
You'd trust in me because you don't really know anyone else, for one.
kisekae: (rose-hip bullet)

[personal profile] kisekae 2018-06-30 10:44 pm (UTC)(link)
-It honestly took a great deal more of Midare's self-control than he was proud of to not make an deeply inappropriate comment there.-

Well I definitely don't qualify as big, but I can't really be used 'that way' in this form, anyways. -Just. You know. Slightly.-

But yeah! We're given form by a sage, and it's our job to fight on their behalf. -He fished about in the satchel behind him, pulling out a small tantou...-

This is me. The truest version of me, anyways. The real Midare Toushirou.

[personal profile] crabinthebucket 2018-06-30 10:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[ what the fuck. prompto, that's unarguably cool and karkat's a little mad abt it. here's a guy who sort of achieved a bullshit childhood fantasy he had and it's not even a big deal to him. ]

AND THIS IS THE SAME FRIEND YOU MENTIONED EARLIER?

[ The one who's easy to rile up? ]
bitter_phoenix: Touhou Icon Heaven (Default)

[personal profile] bitter_phoenix 2018-06-30 10:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Just because I know you doesn't mean that I trust you. I don't think it'd be that smart to trust anyone here before I knew I could. You're going to have to give me a better reason than that, you know.
magneticfields: (who the fuck are you)

[personal profile] magneticfields 2018-06-30 10:48 pm (UTC)(link)
[ That name is unexpected. ]

Logan's still alive? Last time I saw him I ran him through with rebar and threw him in the Potomac.

[ He huffs. That should have worked, dammit. ]
mind_of_god: (Killer Queen)

[personal profile] mind_of_god 2018-06-30 10:49 pm (UTC)(link)
I'd say I'm hurt, but knowing you as I do, I'm not really surprised at your lack of trust, but let me put this in more frank terms.

In the entire time I've known you, have I ever actually harmed you, interfered in your life, or otherwise had any amount of negative impact? You've personally escorted plenty of sick folk to my very door. Is that not a form of trust?
astralera: (Default)

[personal profile] astralera 2018-06-30 10:50 pm (UTC)(link)
The ones of my world are sapient beings, the same as you or I. There are some whose minds were crushed by their broodfather's ceaseless rage and thus are vicious as a result, even with Nidhogg now slain. There are also some smaller breeds with less intellect and so are more violent. However as a whole they are a peaceful race.

[ well she's certainly fought ally dragons before. though it was as a test to see if she was worth them allying with her and her friends. you just have to hold off on killing blows and you're golden. ]

Because I can help. I cannot risk the safety of my world, no matter how much I do not wish to be here.
sharkasm: (oh c'mon)

[personal profile] sharkasm 2018-06-30 10:51 pm (UTC)(link)
What, do you like pain or something?

[It's a rhetorical question, for the most part. Rin knows that such people exist, but it's more like an urban legend to him, and about as unbelievable.]

This isn't a movie though.

[So clearly it doesn't apply?! Let him have some peace already; there's enough magic and animal people to make things exciting without actual shit hitting the fan.]

No, but I don't even know if your Japan is anything like my Japan... [He made that mistaken assumption once; he's not about to make it again.

Still, he doesn't want to give up, either, so here he goes with the guessing. Chuuya's attitude is one thing; the way he carries himself is telling. Still, he's short, and not overly muscular even though he's in shape... Probably not an athlete, with that style.]


Maybe a bodyguard?

[It doesn't quite feel right, with how short Chuuya is, but he sure manages to make an impression all the same...]
bitter_phoenix: Touhou Icon Heaven (12)

[personal profile] bitter_phoenix 2018-06-30 10:51 pm (UTC)(link)
You do have a point, unless we count "Working for my mortal enemy for the last several hundred years" as interference. Still, you personally don't cause me much trouble.

The situation doesn't make me the most trusting, though. If it weren't already obvious.
mind_of_god: (Crush With Eyeliner)

[personal profile] mind_of_god 2018-06-30 10:53 pm (UTC)(link)
It is true that hime-sama is deeply precious to me, but I also don't interfere in your silly rivalry, either.
hjack69: (pic#10499623)

bangr!

[personal profile] hjack69 2018-06-30 10:53 pm (UTC)(link)
AI, huh? Neat.

You're not gonna try and kill everybody at some point, right? Last AI I met went psycho near the end.


[ Because he tried to delete her personality and turn her into a mindless killing machine, but you know, details. ]
Edited (WHOOPS) 2018-06-30 22:54 (UTC)
soulcaster: (2)

[personal profile] soulcaster 2018-06-30 10:54 pm (UTC)(link)
ROSIE, can we talk?

I'm actually a little nervous now that I'm here. Do you know anything that helps with that?
bitter_phoenix: Touhou Icon Heaven (10)

[personal profile] bitter_phoenix 2018-06-30 10:58 pm (UTC)(link)
It isn't silly!

But no, you don't as a rule. She usually sends other people as her patsies, like the rabbit. And Kaguya isn't here, so I suppose I can be civil.

But romantic advice? Aren't we getting ahead of ourselves here?


[No, she's being stubborn and behind herself.]
thenatural: (Default)

haruhi fujioka || ouran high school host club || ota!

[personal profile] thenatural 2018-06-30 11:00 pm (UTC)(link)
(( canon point is from somewhere in the latter half of the manga but i haven't fully decided where, also it has been a very long time since i last canon reviewed so please forgive me if i'm rusty!!! god what am i even doing here haha help me ))

buddy system;
[ traveling through space aboard a futuristic intergalactic vessel is an entirely new experience for haruhi, one that had previously seemed far outside the realm of any possibility in her life. unfortunately, being hounded by a group of well-meaning-yet-overbearing individuals... is not. ]

No, really— I'm sure I can find the way on my own, you don't have to...

[ her usual strategies for escape are all but useless in this new environment. she could probably make a run for it, but where? she'd have to find a hiding spot, and she hasn't done enough exploring to find many of those just yet. what to do... ]

Please, you really don't— Ah! [ and that's when she spots another; a total stranger, or perhaps not, but her ticket out of this mess either way. she breaks away from the staff grouped around her long enough to make a run for your character, a broad (if somewhat frantic) smile on her face. ] Th-There you are! I was wondering where you might have been, haha...

[ please. please help her. ]


sleepover;
[ after the events of the day, there's nothing haruhi needs more than a good night's rest. and yet... and yet.

the sounds of construction and doors slamming in the distance aren't doing much to help her drift into slumber, and neither are her wandering thoughts of those she left behind. sure, maybe she should have gotten all of the finer details before she signed up for this, but... it'll be worth it, won't it? to help save the multiverse and all that, and especially to keep the others in the host club from having to worry about it... from having to worry about her...

ah, it's no good. after spending some time sitting upright on her mattress, hugging her knees, she finally stretches, gets up, and starts to carefully navigate past everyone else to get to the hallway. a little walk might clear her head, or at least she might better get to know the place. either way...

as careful as she tries to be, though, with the lights out it's inevitable that she'll trip on, step over, or outright bump into somebody. ]


Oh! I'm so sorry—

[ it's been a long day, but hopefully they won't be too mad about it. ]


bangr;

bangr
HARUHI FUJIOKA | 16
Staying up all night isn't really good for you, so the other one, I guess.

YES
NO
mind_of_god: (the apprentice)

[personal profile] mind_of_god 2018-06-30 11:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Ultimately, it's up to you, but the offer is open, dear. I'd rather you not have an unpleasant time, if it can be avoided. I'm sure Reisen will feel the same.
soulcaster: (5)

i

[personal profile] soulcaster 2018-06-30 11:01 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Shallan has been monopolizing much of the staff's time with even the most asinine of questions, amazed by their patience. It seems to benefit most of the volunteers, but it also means that by the time Loki loses his wits on one of them, it's a staff member who she's already met and decided that she liked for attending her.

So she takes the opportunity to intervene. Maybe it hasn't entirely set in that her chances of recharging her stormlight and therefore using any of her Radiant powers here is particularly unlikely. Or maybe she's just always been bold to the point of recklessness. Jasnah would certainly say so.
]

Strictly speaking, that's pretty hypocritical of you. [ Shallan points this out without any physical interference, otherwise just watching as Loki chokes this poor staff member. There's an airiness to her voice; it's bright and clear. ] Given our present circumstances, I suppose I can't be entirely sure, but I have a feeling that he didn't consent to being choked either.
followhim: (by providence)

welcome

[personal profile] followhim 2018-06-30 11:03 pm (UTC)(link)
[ when you see someone so beautiful ... you wanna climb him like a mountain ... (HE'S EVEN TALLER THAN KYLO REN??? HOW IS THAT REAL?) poe is standing there like what do i even say to such a beautiful man??? ? ? what charming, debonair bullshit will come out of my mouth?

and then, like a romcom i guess, his lil spider roomba zooms into gladio full-tilt. or, you know, his shoe. spyder's a little dude. ]


Hey! [ gonna rush over to take care of his droid. what a romcom. ] Sorry about that. Uh, that's my droid. Say hi, Spyder.

[ it beeps. amazing. ]
wizened: skeletonsheep (Default)

[personal profile] wizened 2018-06-30 11:04 pm (UTC)(link)
A goth.
While I was alive when the Germanic people invaded the Roman Empire during the third and fifth centuries, forming the Ostrogoths and the Visigoths, I didn't participate.
Or do you refer to a person who listens to music and wears dark clothing?
I'm neither.
soulcaster: (6)

3

[personal profile] soulcaster 2018-06-30 11:06 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Shallan's surprised when she hears Noctis' alarm and notices that very few of the volunteers react. Most of them remain amicably chatting. Notably, those who had been closes to the nykt blossoms.

An interesting experiment for a later time, however. The sound of his voice spurs her to action first.

She's there in time to watch as Noctis' blade disappears in a flash of light — not unlike a shardblade. Her eyes go wide, and well, it's almost hard not to laugh because there's something canny about how much he reminds her of Kaladin.

Storms, she shouldn't miss him of all people.
]

Is it the plants?

[ On closer inspection, she can see some vines twining up out of his shirt. ]

Hold still, I think I can get you loose.

[ She doesn't have anything on her to sever the vines, of course, but if they're reflexive enough to coil around him, perhaps they're reflexive enough to respond to simple pain. She leans around him to get a look at where they're coming from. ]
hjack69: (Default)

monster dongs wow how fitting

[personal profile] hjack69 2018-06-30 11:08 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Jack's not the one whose popcorn goes flying, which is honestly more entertaining to watch than the fishfucking movie. He also now has popcorn scattered on his sheets so? Thanks?? ]

God, chill out. [ He's laughing, grabbing some of that popcorn to shove in his mouth. And keep talking, obviously. ] I mean, yeah, this place is total crap, but it's not gonna get any better. Might as well get used to it.
kisekae: (flower crown of poppy)

[personal profile] kisekae 2018-06-30 11:08 pm (UTC)(link)


the second one might be more *romantic~* but the first one gives all sorts of chances for fun havoc!
soulcaster: (5)

bangr

[personal profile] soulcaster 2018-06-30 11:09 pm (UTC)(link)
You sound like someone with copious experience. I don't suppose I could persuade you to humor some curiosity.
gip_u202: ([Side-Eye])

Awfully tempted to let this evolve into that Coitendrils plot, not gonna lie

[personal profile] gip_u202 2018-06-30 11:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[Rowan smirks in response to that mock-sneeze, wrinkling her nose at the other woman. Oh, so you think you're funny, huh?]

I'll be sure to keep my nose out of their business.

[Chuckling, she directs their lazy meandering over towards the flowers in question. They're certainly lovely, and she's got to admit she's curious about them... The bioluminescence is so alien, she just can't help but want a closer look.]
bitter_phoenix: Touhou Icon Heaven (11)

[personal profile] bitter_phoenix 2018-06-30 11:11 pm (UTC)(link)
The Rabbit? She usually gets wrapped up in trouble naturally, but I bet she'll find someone that wants to take care of her. She's got that whole cute thing going for her.

I'll remember that. Not today. I don't know how you're this enthusiastic about it.
soulcaster: (3)

bangr

[personal profile] soulcaster 2018-06-30 11:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Am I allowed to ask why no?