zhautasmods: (Default)
Zhautas ([personal profile] zhautasmods) wrote in [community profile] sexyspace2018-06-25 07:10 am
Entry tags:

TEST DRIVE MEME #2

Awakening
Artificial lights assault your eyes. It takes a few blinks for them to adjust properly. Quiet mechanical whirs and clicks sound in the small, sparse space that you had likely been corralled into before being put to sleep for the long journey. As grogginess fades away and lucidity starts to take hold, you begin to remember where you are and why you’re here on this spaceship thousands of light years away from home and perhaps everything and everyone you’ve ever known.

The multiverse is sick. It’s dying. And it’s up to you to save it. Or, at least, that’s what the Zenith Corporation had told you when they announced their search for a cure across the multiverse. They hand-picked individuals to be "volunteers" for the next stage of experimentation. Maybe they made it sound dire, maybe you already had your mind set to help, or maybe the specifics of how you could help was vague. Considering the alternative was wasting away on your home planet with no promise of when this cure might actually come to fruition, it ultimately wasn’t much of a choice either way.

Everything comes to life the more awake that you start to feel. "Good morning, volunteer," sounds a synthetic, feminine voice in your ear. That must be one of the fancy features they advertised about the chip that was injected just beneath your skin. A projected HUD above your torso displays and scrolls through several readings about the state of your being. "A scan of your vital signs show that everything is functioning as normal." There’s a small pause. "Wait-" The spike of alarm that should follow that single, distressed-sounding word is accompanied by a light chime. "Emotional responses are still accurate, too. Thank you for your cooperation!" Without any further explanation or allowing for protest, she continues on. "I hope you enjoyed your nap! We’ll be descending to planet #05031941 - common name designated as Zhautas - in approximately three hours. There will be a brief orientation for all volunteers exactly one hour before landing. Due to potential unnatural stress levels upon awakening from stasis, I suggest a relaxing trip to the garden beforehand."

If you have any questions, please don’t hesitate to ask.
My name is R.O.S.I.E. and, on behalf of all of us at the Zenith Corporation, we’re happy to have you aboard.
Code Credit

Say Aloe (Prospective Players Only)


Red lights lead the way to the gym, green will be your path to the gardens, ostignuh is- Wait, what do you mean the color ostignuh is burning your eyes? Huh. They must have over-corrected for your species. Oh, well. They’ll fix that for the next trip. For now, don’t worry about it. It probably didn’t lead to anything important anyway!

  1. The staff is much more attentive this time than they were with the first wave of volunteers. Poor feedback and the threat of losing their jobs if they don't improve their standing will do that! Unfortunately, it isn't just the colors that have been over-corrected. Despite how many times you tell the very helpful staff member that you're fine, they won't leave you alone. Are you sure? They can walk with you if you'd like. They can even hold your hand if you're overwhelmed! If there's anything you need, they're here for you.

    Maybe if you find a buddy to walk you to your destination they might divert their attention to a different volunteer. The buddy system is pretty fool-proof, after all.

  2. As you draw closer to the gardens, the lights in the hallway begin to dim. In fact, the only available source of illumination for a small distance is the thin green line across the floor guiding your way. Careful not to trip! There's handy railing to hold onto or maybe you accidentally grab the arm of that (hopefully) cute person nearby. It's kind of hard to tell and green isn't really a flattering color anyway.

    Suddenly, you're stepping into a wide open space of twilight. Iridescent flowers dot the landscape for as far as the eye can see. They come in all different shapes, sizes, and glow softly in this simulated night-scape. Trees of shining magenta leaves and blue bark wind up to the stars. Or, at least, the viewing panels that allow the stars to be seen from inside the ship. Not to worry, it's entirely safe and beautiful!

    The featured flower of this month is the Nykt Blossom. Be warned, however, that inhaling its pollen causes increased levels of oxytocin. This will cause you to feel compelled to bond socially with others. That is, you might find yourself a lot more friendly than usual! Maybe a little too friendly, even, if you're especially susceptible to its effects.

  3. It's very easy to miss the warning signs in this dark as you step into the section of the garden that houses the more alien plant-life.

    They'll fix that for the future, of course, but for now many volunteers are likely finding themselves subject to the same unfortunate circumstances. Coitendrils are in abundance here; they're a pretty touchy feely species. It's a plant that thrives in warm conditions and grows at an incredibly fast rate to seek out these cozy spots. As it turns out, your body warmth is the highest temperature around and exactly what it's looking for.

    Before you know it, long green tendrils are suddenly growing around your arms or legs in speedy spirals. They get everywhere in a matter of mere seconds. Their growth is aggressive, finding ways beneath the fabric of whatever clothes you happen to be wearing and to the skin below. The only way to reverse their growing hold is to cool yourself off and fast. Maybe someone can grab you some ice?
Orientation (Prospective Players Only)

Around an hour before landing, an announcement is made to everyone aboard the ship. It’s time to find your way to the amphitheater for orientation. If anyone gripes, they are reminded that it has mandatory safety information that the Zenith Corporation is legally required to cover. In fact, there's even a quiz at the end to make sure you understand all the technical ins and outs! The Zenith Corporation only has your best interests at heart. They also can’t afford another lawsuit or PR nightmare but who can, really? It’s only a half an hour long and R.O.S.I.E. reassures everyone that it will go by faster than they think.
  1. Are you way too cool for school? If you try to play hookey, the crew members of the spaceship are already on guard. You're not the first one to try this and they doubt you'll be the last. Try as you might to super sleuth your way around, there’ll be someone at apparently every single turn and twist you try.

    It’s also very likely that in scrambling to find a place to hide you’ll run into someone else breaking the rules! Perhaps great minds think alike and you decide to try to defy the system together. Or maybe they’re totally just getting in your way and you decide instead to throw them to the wolves to give yourself a better chance at escaping certain boredom that is an informational seminar. The choice is yours, volunteer!

  2. Whether you come to the orientation willingly or are dragged in by one of the staff, you’ll quickly realize just how bad R.O.S.I.E. lied. A half an hour feels almost like ten hours instead. The last time you checked your watch, it was somehow later than when you check it now. Is time going backward? It sure seems like it the longer you listen to the monotone voice read over colored flavor text clearly meant to engage but missing its mark stupendously. Even the motivation of a quiz at the end that needs to be passed in order to disembark seems to do little to nothing for your dwindling attention span.

    Finally, there’s a break in the bureaucratic monotony. The faceless, droning voice introduces one of the staff currently on Zhautas, Jeneviere. He's assistant to the head scientist, Professor Quintalian, and freshly assigned overseer of new volunteers. He also looks like he absolutely doesn't want to be the one doing this seminar.

    "Come now, Jenny," says a masculine voice off screen. "You promised."
    "I know what I said," he snaps, glaring off camera and not seeming to care much for the fact this is a live feed nor that these new volunteers are expecting something a bit more professional.
    "Then what's the problem?" the voice asks again. As it does, a tentacle wiggles into view and gives a reassuring pat on the deerman's shoulder. "I know for a fact that you like being filmed, Jenny, so really this shouldn't be so daunting-"

    As he speaks, Jeneviere's cheeks suddenly burn red hot. He stands forcefully out of his chair and uses one of those hoofs to kick harshly at the source of the tentacles. There's a very undignified squawk at the attack before the video feed cuts out and a technical difficulties sign is displayed.

    "... Right," the narrator from before says to break the undeniably awkward silence. "Just give us a moment, volunteers, and we'll get a pre-recorded seminar ready for you instead. In the meantime, let's open up communications with the facility and allow you to discuss with those already on the planet about what they've enjoyed most about their time on Zhautas so far?*

  3. Hopefully, you didn't forget about the quiz! The staff certainly didn't. After the pre-recorded seminar is run, papers are handed out. A quiet shuffle carries through the room as people pass them to and fro down the aisles. It all seems rather arbitrary and tedious but remember! You have to pass in order to disembark.

    It isn't too hard. Or maybe it is. Perhaps it's just the pressure that you only have fifteen minutes to complete it. What was the professor's first name again? How many research facilities are there on the planet? Staff are scrutinizing your every move now, it feels like. Do you take the risk and try to whisper for help to the person next to you? Pass notes? Do what you must to succeed! ...Or you can just shamefully take the quiz again and again and again until they're legally obligated to let you off board.
Welcome to Zhautas! (All Players)

Finally, it's time to disembark at the research facility. This time they have the right coordinates so it's as easy as stepping off the ship and to your new home away from home. Or, at least, it should have been that easy...

There's an awful lot of construction going on around here. Several beings with hard hats, power tools, and ridiculous amounts of glue are rushing about. They're shouting orders and saying "excuse me" where they remember to. Still, it can be hard to get a word in edgewise about the fact that you're new volunteers here to check-in. In addition to the construction, there's also an awful lot of important-seeming people walking throughout the facility as well that staff are far more attentive to than you.

In short, it's borderline chaos as you try to get your bearings.

  1. "Bad news, new volunteers," says R.O.S.I.E. in the midst of all the commotion. "We have your housing assignments but there have been some... technical difficulties in preparing the new rooms." There's actually been a lot of technical difficulties, period. Maybe you've already noticed with the lights randomly changing color or dimness, the vending machine that launched your drink at you, or R.O.S.I.E. herself glitching out periodically when responding. The problem with the rooms is that the doors won't open. Or they won't stay closed. Or that they open and close constantly and forcefully so it's a safety hazard. As if everything else going on with all the construction isn't.

    "We're working on it as fast as we can, but for now, we've set up a temporary sleeping situation until its resolved." Everyone will be directed to one of the larger common rooms in the east wing of the facility while the rest of the volunteers are still awaiting their new housing as promised. Mattresses are laid out in rows on the floor. There's plenty of blankets, pillows, and even some LED lights strung around the room to provide some nice ambience.

    Additionally, there's a screen covering one of the walls for a movie to be projected on before bed. R.O.S.I.E. has chosen a thematically appropriate film that was approved by Professor Quintalian himself. Snacks are provided too! It's an old-fashioned sleepover, volunteers. Make a blanket fort, enjoy what's on for your viewing pleasure, and have - most of all - have fun.

  2. What's a sleepover without scary stories? Flashlights have been provided and it's time to get spooky. Here's your chance to share that real thriller that you know from back home. Maybe another world has a similar tale! Either way, there's nothing like bonding over a little healthy fear. Right?

    Or maybe terrifying strangers isn't your idea of a good time and you'd rather make shadow puppets instead. That's also an option! In fact, some people are trying to start a contest out of it to see who can cast the most creative shadows around.

  3. The night staff comes around for one last security sweep. Get some sleep, they say. It's been a long day. Tomorrow might be even longer if they still can't figure out the rooms or where to put all these new volunteers for the time being.

    As nice as that sounds, it's a little easier said than done. Whether it's the construction noise, the person next to you snoring, or late night existential thoughts it's difficult for sleep to find you. Maybe talking to someone might help? Or maybe you just need to go to the bathroom. Good luck crossing the swath of bodies, in the case of the latter, and who knows! You might find someone else having as much trouble sleeping as you that you can commiserate with.

    Or maybe you're the one snoring. Do you happen to kick in your sleep? How unfortunate for the person assigned to the mat next to you. They might be courteous or they might tell you just how obnoxious it is. Whatever the case might actually be, you're likely in for a long first night here at the research facility.
Network/Bangr (All Players)

During all the goings-on, R.O.S.I.E. will prompt you to set up your presence on the network. Pick a username, a profile picture, and commence to shitposting immediately if you so desire! Additionally, if you want to get a headstart on your contribution to the volunteer program, why not set up your Bangr? R.O.S.I.E. even has an icebreaker question ready for you! They change every month. This month's question is:

Do you like wake-up sex or staying up all night?*
(*Despite what you might actually put, know that R.O.S.I.E. is a little glitchy. What you wrote might not actually be what's displayed! I.E., you can totally use this as a misfire type deal in case your character wouldn't answer this question.)


bangr
Professor Quintalian | 35
Do you like wake-up sex or staying up all night?
Wake-up sex is the best, in my opinion. Hormones are more haywire first thing in the morning; it's just scientific sense to get your bang in during wake-up time.

YES
NO


BANGR CODE
Please copy this pastebin for now!

Extra Notes

  • The BANGR code only works in comments, there is a separate code for entries!
    If you're testing this code before posting it here please do so in a comment to an entry for accuracy!

  • TDM top levels are allowed for current characters and/or new characters!
    However, current characters can ONLY interact with the following prompts:
    WELCOME TO ZHAUTAS where new characters are on the planet AND/OR the network options available if they want the thread to be considered game canon.


episodically: (2558066 (13))

Re: welcome

[personal profile] episodically 2018-07-01 11:27 am (UTC)(link)
Always.

[ jim would check himself into a local hospital if he'd said no to the company of someone that attractive. he's never been one to like being alone and considering how new and unfamiliar this place is, he's more than happy to be around someone else so he can get out of his own head. ]

Are you one that can't sleep or did someone accidentally cuddle you in the middle of the night and wake you up?
thetaintedsorrow: (Well played)

[personal profile] thetaintedsorrow 2018-07-01 11:34 am (UTC)(link)
[He’s supposed to say HELL YES cause look at that Chuu booty! But that’s fine, he’ll come around. Probably.]

I’m an executive in the Mafia,

[He looks awfully proud as he announces that. Not everyone is so accepting of his career, but it’s not like Chuuya gives a shit. As long as Rin doesn’t go blabbing and convincing everyone that Chuuya can’t be trusted.]

Not the answer you expected, I bet.
Edited 2018-07-01 11:34 (UTC)
bibulous: (15)

[personal profile] bibulous 2018-07-01 11:44 am (UTC)(link)
[ magnus has seen many beautiful people in his life. starlets, rebels without causes, athletes with bodies that you could cut diamonds on, men stuck so far in the closet that they became part of the wardrobe and yet, he never ever gets tired of committing another face to memory.

those curls. magnus had tried curly hair once. it had been a disaster and he'd worn a beanie for nearly two months (and do you know how awful beanies are), he's a bit taken with poe's hair. so much that when poe curves a hand around his shoulder, magnus reaches out and brushes a few strands back with just the tips of his fingers. ]


What a melodic name.

[ he'd almost said poetic there. almost. ]

Magnus.

[ oh, your signal was received loud and clear, poe. how dare you bite your lip and make magnus imagine doing that at some point, wondering just how loud a gasp he could elicit. ]

How quiet can you be?

[ hopefully not very but magnus is leading somewhere with this, promise. just go with it and you'll get a prize. ]
bibulous: (T W E L V E)

[personal profile] bibulous 2018-07-01 11:50 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, while the overall goal for this place is clearly stated, I don't know if they're as prepared as they want everyone to believe. Construction taking place, communal sleeping, it's a bit of a thrown together operation.

[ not the worst he's seen but certainly not the best. and he's old, he figures he can give whoever's in charge time enough to get it together. or he'll just do it himself if he gets impatient enough. ]

I don't know about you but I think I can afford them a little time to try and work the kinks out. After all, this place doesn't seem to be lacking in basic creature comforts and I do hope to be busy for most my waking hours.

[ whether with sex or other things, he needed to occupy his mind to forget the rejection he'd just come from. ]
casuistic: (pic#10700669)

[personal profile] casuistic 2018-07-01 11:54 am (UTC)(link)
[ Arthur is brilliant at what he does, but he has a tendency to stress. And he's really hard on himself and others around him. Getting him to relax is like coaxing a thunder to calm down. Sometimes there's no point and instead baiting the storm to blow over is the better solution. ]

Adjust. Intel. And after that: plan.

Thankfully there is no deadline. At least right now.
personalquestion: (love w/o complications galore)

[personal profile] personalquestion 2018-07-01 11:55 am (UTC)(link)
That’s outside of my programming. You’ll have to find somewhere else to put your complaints.
personalquestion: (he is just a toy)

[personal profile] personalquestion 2018-07-01 12:11 pm (UTC)(link)
I’m still not sure why my assistance was requested, but I haven’t seen any other androids.

I’ve told Zenith Corporation that there are a wide range of models available that are uniquely suited to this environment. My original mission was to assist law enforcement.
loxias: (10)

[personal profile] loxias 2018-07-01 12:38 pm (UTC)(link)
It can if you want it to.

[How entertaining. He'd almost forgotten how rebellious humans were against futility when Ganymede adjusted to the circumstances.

Apollo deliberated on what kind of so-called mercy he could dispense. Sparing the mortal from having to repair his clothes before they even arrived at their destination? Letting him remain clothed to save what he'd believe was part of his dignity? Going through with his earlier thought of retrieving a flower from the field to make this more enjoyable?

Not that the last one wasn't achievable in time without additional help, based on the sounds the other was making.]


Hey. [He telekenetically tugged on the hem of the human's pants, sparing a curious glance at the coils of vine wrapped around those lean thighs.] It's about to get tighter in there. Won't it be better to take these off?

[It wouldn't be easy, but that was the point of the reminder.]
loxias: (14)

[personal profile] loxias 2018-07-01 12:52 pm (UTC)(link)
[. . .]

So what if it's outside of those? You're still able to listen, aren't you?
pointedlook: (and the ceiling shakes)

[personal profile] pointedlook 2018-07-01 01:02 pm (UTC)(link)
No deadline, but...

[ How long do they want to be here? Sure, it's for the good of the multiverse or whatever, but he has some doubts now that he's on this side of the explanation. After the orientation, he didn't leave with the highest of hopes. ]

Nevermind. We're here.

So I guess next question; what the fuck do we do first? I mean, adjust, yeah. Because what, we just fuck around and the universe is saved?
wizened: skeletonsheep (Default)

[personal profile] wizened 2018-07-01 01:51 pm (UTC)(link)
I would allow it.
You seem capable enough to handle me.

And I want to know what your hair feels like beneath my fingers.
Witness the artistry of your body.
thairapy: aniconisfinetoo (25)

[personal profile] thairapy 2018-07-01 01:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Then you might enjoy this place more than anyone else.
thairapy: <user name=bitemark> (13)

[personal profile] thairapy 2018-07-01 02:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Then why bring it up at all?

[If they weren’t in danger of being confused then it wasn’t important. Mink steps out of the water with a frown.] You’re very polite.

Is it genuine or just for show?

[Hes trying to get to know you Rin.]

[personal profile] crabinthebucket 2018-07-01 02:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[ gonna say, what pumpkin ego ]

THAT'S INCREDIBLE.
ALSO KIND OF DANGEROUS?
WHAT KIND OF BODY GUARD VOLUNTEERS VALUABLE INTEL ON THE EMOTIONAL VULNERABILITIES OF HIS LEIGE SLASH FRIEND?
NOT THAT IT WOULDN'T BE TEMPTING UNDER THE RIGHT CIRCUMSTANCES.
BUT THAT SHIT'S GENERALLY RESERVED FOR CALIGINOUS PARTNERSHIPS.
thairapy: <user name=bitemark> (10)

haha thank you

[personal profile] thairapy 2018-07-01 02:16 pm (UTC)(link)
[Mink is determined to get the make of this man and quickly. They were sharing a shower, which didn’t bother him, but he didn’t want to play games. They had to be on the same page.]

And I’d much rather be kissing you.

[He shifts closer. His fingers itch to run through Noctis’ hair. To touch and connect with someone else. His people believed sex was special and should be experienced often.]

You don’t need to be shy with me.

[There'd be no judgement or criticism from Mink. His eyes narrow, focus on the dark haired man.] Gift me with the promise of a kiss.
thairapy: aniconisfinetoo (22)

[personal profile] thairapy 2018-07-01 02:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Why is it surprising?

I assume you haven’t forgiven me and I understand why you wouldn’t.
I’d like to try and make amends.
Given time, I could make it better between us. Never right. But better.

No, Tori isn’t here. Is yours?
thairapy: aniconisfinetoo (23)

[personal profile] thairapy 2018-07-01 02:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Interested in me, Steve.

[A shower might not be the only way to meet people and form casual relationships but it did work on occasion. It broke down barriers and cut through all the initial awkwardness of seeing someone naked for the first time.]

The water is fine. We’re both here. Don’t leave so soon.
allthetimekept: (1048)

Miranda Lotto (CRAU) | D.Gray-man | OTA

[personal profile] allthetimekept 2018-07-01 02:25 pm (UTC)(link)
A : Say Aloe : Buddy System!
[Miranda doesn't know if she should feel comfortable about the level of attentiveness that the workers are providing, but that hasn't happened yet. They're level of intent and proximity is downright anxiety-inducing. She tries to ask for a bit of space--at least stop trying to hold her hand, please--but it doesn't seem to be getting through to them. The aggressive nature of their helpfulness is more unsettling than anything, considering how accustom she's become to doing most things on her own or with the help of friends--friends who aren't here right now.

Yes, it's very kind of you to give her directions, but please don't drag her along, she can walk just fine, really she can carry her own satchel, thank you, and no she doesn't need her feet massaged, that's a very strange thing to ask right now!

She's really just trying to get away from them so she can breathe and as they insist she needs to have someone with her, she'll be looking around, trying to think of a way to get out of this mess.]


Yes, yes, I do understand, it's very kind of you, b-but could you please just--

[Politeness and telling someone to get away from her does not work so well for Miranda. She doesn't want to be rude, that would be terrible, and they're just trying to do their jobs, but really, someone help her as she stumbles and stutters trying to explain to them why she really just needs a little bit of space, please.]


B : Orientation : Late to the Party
[She got lost. Somehow in the span of the five minutes they said it would take to walk to the ampitheater, she got turned around no less than four times, had to have someone redirect her three times, added an additional fifteen minutes to said walk, and then finally entered to find the speech had already well started. It's terrible. Only she would manage to get lost like that and even with help still have trouble. Good job, Miranda. Now they think she was trying to play hookey!

Now...where should she sit? Is there someone who has an open seat next to them that wouldn't interrupt anything or distract someone? Please let there be a seat near the back, maybe she should ask that person who looked like they had just come in if they could sit near each other? Because who would try to escape an important speech?.]


Ah...excuse me? Have you found any seats yet?


C : Welcome to Zhautus : Who needs sleep?
[Who needs to rest when you can stay up staring at all the people sleeping? Miranda has trouble getting a full night's rest even at the best of times, but certainly right now, it's just not going to happen. So she stays curled up watching people, not wanting to cause trouble for the workers anymore than she already had--they kept giving her looks now, like they expected her to try and run off and do something irresponsible. It's not as if she meant to trip and fall into the worker carrying the large tub of glue or send it flying all over the walls and ceiling! Or that his colleague would walk by and become near instantly stuck in it. She had never known glue to stick that quickly!

But eventually she would need to use the bathroom. And they had actual bathrooms! With water that worked! Mostly. It made a very strange sound when it flushed and the sink took a while to give her any water to clean her hands but it was a far cry better than outhouses or going in the safest part of the woods she could find that day. But on her way back to her little spot against the wall, she loses her balance and falls...possibly right on top of someone.]


Oh goodness! [She realizes how loud that was and moves back immediately, trying not to land on anyone else as she whispers.] I'm so sorry! I hope I didn't hurt you.


D : BANGR
bangr
MIRANDA LOTTO | 29
That's very personal question to ask, but I stay up most nights, so that would be my answer. You can get many things done at night when you can't sleep.

YES
NO


{OOC: Miranda is a CRAU who spent nearly two years altogether in A_Facility and then Haven RPG.}
astralera: (3192571 (72))

[personal profile] astralera 2018-07-01 03:01 pm (UTC)(link)
[ oh that's. actually a big relief to hear. ]

Full glad am I to hear it, and I hope that with time we may become friends.

[personal profile] crabinthebucket 2018-07-01 03:12 pm (UTC)(link)
"If we're so lucky," he replies. The pessimistic tone is more of a front, really. Karkat's hoping there really is a sizable library of romantic cinema, literature, etc. Besides, doesn't that kind of go hand in prong with this whole multiversal experimental effort to cure space cancer?

"Uh," the alien hesitates, his blunted claws flexing against his knees. "So am I just shouting hey you or do you have a name?" He wants to know who he's pestering later about more of these movies, if they exist.

Karkat COULD start with his own name but. Nah.
astralera: (Default)

[personal profile] astralera 2018-07-01 03:13 pm (UTC)(link)
There are different subspecies of dragons that vary vastly in appearance and ability, but they are all of the same race. There are far too many variants for me to name, but I have encountered ones in control of fire, ice, lightning, and poison most frequently.

[ She pulls an interesting face at the thought. ]

No. It would not prove conducive to the efforts here.

[ They are asexual beings who reproduce without partners. So. Like. Literally asexual as opposed to the orientation, like herself. Definitely not a good match for a sex planet ]

[personal profile] crabinthebucket 2018-07-01 03:17 pm (UTC)(link)
"You're reading too much into it! Who DOESN'T come out of that with a few scars?"

Forgetting briefly that in ideal conditions a human doesn't just come out of infancy with mysterious injuries, or wash up on shores either. He's on a roll, undeterred even with a bag of kettlecorn bouncing off his head.

Actually no he does look pretty irritated about that.

[personal profile] crabinthebucket 2018-07-01 03:23 pm (UTC)(link)
[ OH GOD WHAT. ]

[ how ]

[ Humans are not generally that strong??????? ]

[ It's snowing white bits of fluff and he's well covered in it, but all the troll can do is just drop his halved pillow and take a step back. ]

THE FUCK ARE THEY MAKING US SLEEP ON?!

[ or with????? ]
loverofinnocence: (intrigue → akin to curiosity)

[personal profile] loverofinnocence 2018-07-01 03:31 pm (UTC)(link)
[This whole thing seems ridiculous. Caim can't even picture himself smelling flowers, but Apollo's persistent.]

If it will sate you, then fine.

[But don't think he's going to like it for a second. Not. One. Second.
For a moment, Caim tries to pretend he's Furiae, and takes a nice big whiff.

...The flowers smell nice.

Maybe Apollo's onto something here. One single moment to truly appreciate the flowers sees obvious tension in his shoulders loosening. The man's been on his guard for so long that he's forgotten what it's like to not have that hanging over his head. It's surreal.]


...You are not human? [He suddenly asks, as if Apollo's words finally register to him once more. But the truth is, how human is anyone back in Midgard? How human is he for instance? That's another avenue to go down entirely.]
loverofinnocence: (professional → akin to instructor)

[personal profile] loverofinnocence 2018-07-01 03:36 pm (UTC)(link)
[Nifty.
He squints as his gaze is drawn onto the hand she uses to demonstrate. He watches intently, even as he drowns himself in the coffee she's offered to him.

And since his hand is occupied, it's his mouth that moves even when no words are freed.]


Like so?

[She's obviously more practised than he is. He imitates her in motion, but it's awkward and stilted, much like most of Caim's attempts at being social. When he even cares to make said attempts.

Her words continue. Inevitable curiosity makes him wonder what made her want to learn. Assuming she did. Something in the way she speaks, however, makes him suspect that she'd had the intent to. Had time itself not intervened, evidently.

He resumes writing after another long drink of black bitterness that rivals his own grim demeanour.]


You have the time now, do you not?