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Zhautas ([personal profile] zhautasmods) wrote in [community profile] sexyspace2018-06-25 07:10 am
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TEST DRIVE MEME #2

Awakening
Artificial lights assault your eyes. It takes a few blinks for them to adjust properly. Quiet mechanical whirs and clicks sound in the small, sparse space that you had likely been corralled into before being put to sleep for the long journey. As grogginess fades away and lucidity starts to take hold, you begin to remember where you are and why you’re here on this spaceship thousands of light years away from home and perhaps everything and everyone you’ve ever known.

The multiverse is sick. It’s dying. And it’s up to you to save it. Or, at least, that’s what the Zenith Corporation had told you when they announced their search for a cure across the multiverse. They hand-picked individuals to be "volunteers" for the next stage of experimentation. Maybe they made it sound dire, maybe you already had your mind set to help, or maybe the specifics of how you could help was vague. Considering the alternative was wasting away on your home planet with no promise of when this cure might actually come to fruition, it ultimately wasn’t much of a choice either way.

Everything comes to life the more awake that you start to feel. "Good morning, volunteer," sounds a synthetic, feminine voice in your ear. That must be one of the fancy features they advertised about the chip that was injected just beneath your skin. A projected HUD above your torso displays and scrolls through several readings about the state of your being. "A scan of your vital signs show that everything is functioning as normal." There’s a small pause. "Wait-" The spike of alarm that should follow that single, distressed-sounding word is accompanied by a light chime. "Emotional responses are still accurate, too. Thank you for your cooperation!" Without any further explanation or allowing for protest, she continues on. "I hope you enjoyed your nap! We’ll be descending to planet #05031941 - common name designated as Zhautas - in approximately three hours. There will be a brief orientation for all volunteers exactly one hour before landing. Due to potential unnatural stress levels upon awakening from stasis, I suggest a relaxing trip to the garden beforehand."

If you have any questions, please don’t hesitate to ask.
My name is R.O.S.I.E. and, on behalf of all of us at the Zenith Corporation, we’re happy to have you aboard.
Code Credit

Say Aloe (Prospective Players Only)


Red lights lead the way to the gym, green will be your path to the gardens, ostignuh is- Wait, what do you mean the color ostignuh is burning your eyes? Huh. They must have over-corrected for your species. Oh, well. They’ll fix that for the next trip. For now, don’t worry about it. It probably didn’t lead to anything important anyway!

  1. The staff is much more attentive this time than they were with the first wave of volunteers. Poor feedback and the threat of losing their jobs if they don't improve their standing will do that! Unfortunately, it isn't just the colors that have been over-corrected. Despite how many times you tell the very helpful staff member that you're fine, they won't leave you alone. Are you sure? They can walk with you if you'd like. They can even hold your hand if you're overwhelmed! If there's anything you need, they're here for you.

    Maybe if you find a buddy to walk you to your destination they might divert their attention to a different volunteer. The buddy system is pretty fool-proof, after all.

  2. As you draw closer to the gardens, the lights in the hallway begin to dim. In fact, the only available source of illumination for a small distance is the thin green line across the floor guiding your way. Careful not to trip! There's handy railing to hold onto or maybe you accidentally grab the arm of that (hopefully) cute person nearby. It's kind of hard to tell and green isn't really a flattering color anyway.

    Suddenly, you're stepping into a wide open space of twilight. Iridescent flowers dot the landscape for as far as the eye can see. They come in all different shapes, sizes, and glow softly in this simulated night-scape. Trees of shining magenta leaves and blue bark wind up to the stars. Or, at least, the viewing panels that allow the stars to be seen from inside the ship. Not to worry, it's entirely safe and beautiful!

    The featured flower of this month is the Nykt Blossom. Be warned, however, that inhaling its pollen causes increased levels of oxytocin. This will cause you to feel compelled to bond socially with others. That is, you might find yourself a lot more friendly than usual! Maybe a little too friendly, even, if you're especially susceptible to its effects.

  3. It's very easy to miss the warning signs in this dark as you step into the section of the garden that houses the more alien plant-life.

    They'll fix that for the future, of course, but for now many volunteers are likely finding themselves subject to the same unfortunate circumstances. Coitendrils are in abundance here; they're a pretty touchy feely species. It's a plant that thrives in warm conditions and grows at an incredibly fast rate to seek out these cozy spots. As it turns out, your body warmth is the highest temperature around and exactly what it's looking for.

    Before you know it, long green tendrils are suddenly growing around your arms or legs in speedy spirals. They get everywhere in a matter of mere seconds. Their growth is aggressive, finding ways beneath the fabric of whatever clothes you happen to be wearing and to the skin below. The only way to reverse their growing hold is to cool yourself off and fast. Maybe someone can grab you some ice?
Orientation (Prospective Players Only)

Around an hour before landing, an announcement is made to everyone aboard the ship. It’s time to find your way to the amphitheater for orientation. If anyone gripes, they are reminded that it has mandatory safety information that the Zenith Corporation is legally required to cover. In fact, there's even a quiz at the end to make sure you understand all the technical ins and outs! The Zenith Corporation only has your best interests at heart. They also can’t afford another lawsuit or PR nightmare but who can, really? It’s only a half an hour long and R.O.S.I.E. reassures everyone that it will go by faster than they think.
  1. Are you way too cool for school? If you try to play hookey, the crew members of the spaceship are already on guard. You're not the first one to try this and they doubt you'll be the last. Try as you might to super sleuth your way around, there’ll be someone at apparently every single turn and twist you try.

    It’s also very likely that in scrambling to find a place to hide you’ll run into someone else breaking the rules! Perhaps great minds think alike and you decide to try to defy the system together. Or maybe they’re totally just getting in your way and you decide instead to throw them to the wolves to give yourself a better chance at escaping certain boredom that is an informational seminar. The choice is yours, volunteer!

  2. Whether you come to the orientation willingly or are dragged in by one of the staff, you’ll quickly realize just how bad R.O.S.I.E. lied. A half an hour feels almost like ten hours instead. The last time you checked your watch, it was somehow later than when you check it now. Is time going backward? It sure seems like it the longer you listen to the monotone voice read over colored flavor text clearly meant to engage but missing its mark stupendously. Even the motivation of a quiz at the end that needs to be passed in order to disembark seems to do little to nothing for your dwindling attention span.

    Finally, there’s a break in the bureaucratic monotony. The faceless, droning voice introduces one of the staff currently on Zhautas, Jeneviere. He's assistant to the head scientist, Professor Quintalian, and freshly assigned overseer of new volunteers. He also looks like he absolutely doesn't want to be the one doing this seminar.

    "Come now, Jenny," says a masculine voice off screen. "You promised."
    "I know what I said," he snaps, glaring off camera and not seeming to care much for the fact this is a live feed nor that these new volunteers are expecting something a bit more professional.
    "Then what's the problem?" the voice asks again. As it does, a tentacle wiggles into view and gives a reassuring pat on the deerman's shoulder. "I know for a fact that you like being filmed, Jenny, so really this shouldn't be so daunting-"

    As he speaks, Jeneviere's cheeks suddenly burn red hot. He stands forcefully out of his chair and uses one of those hoofs to kick harshly at the source of the tentacles. There's a very undignified squawk at the attack before the video feed cuts out and a technical difficulties sign is displayed.

    "... Right," the narrator from before says to break the undeniably awkward silence. "Just give us a moment, volunteers, and we'll get a pre-recorded seminar ready for you instead. In the meantime, let's open up communications with the facility and allow you to discuss with those already on the planet about what they've enjoyed most about their time on Zhautas so far?*

  3. Hopefully, you didn't forget about the quiz! The staff certainly didn't. After the pre-recorded seminar is run, papers are handed out. A quiet shuffle carries through the room as people pass them to and fro down the aisles. It all seems rather arbitrary and tedious but remember! You have to pass in order to disembark.

    It isn't too hard. Or maybe it is. Perhaps it's just the pressure that you only have fifteen minutes to complete it. What was the professor's first name again? How many research facilities are there on the planet? Staff are scrutinizing your every move now, it feels like. Do you take the risk and try to whisper for help to the person next to you? Pass notes? Do what you must to succeed! ...Or you can just shamefully take the quiz again and again and again until they're legally obligated to let you off board.
Welcome to Zhautas! (All Players)

Finally, it's time to disembark at the research facility. This time they have the right coordinates so it's as easy as stepping off the ship and to your new home away from home. Or, at least, it should have been that easy...

There's an awful lot of construction going on around here. Several beings with hard hats, power tools, and ridiculous amounts of glue are rushing about. They're shouting orders and saying "excuse me" where they remember to. Still, it can be hard to get a word in edgewise about the fact that you're new volunteers here to check-in. In addition to the construction, there's also an awful lot of important-seeming people walking throughout the facility as well that staff are far more attentive to than you.

In short, it's borderline chaos as you try to get your bearings.

  1. "Bad news, new volunteers," says R.O.S.I.E. in the midst of all the commotion. "We have your housing assignments but there have been some... technical difficulties in preparing the new rooms." There's actually been a lot of technical difficulties, period. Maybe you've already noticed with the lights randomly changing color or dimness, the vending machine that launched your drink at you, or R.O.S.I.E. herself glitching out periodically when responding. The problem with the rooms is that the doors won't open. Or they won't stay closed. Or that they open and close constantly and forcefully so it's a safety hazard. As if everything else going on with all the construction isn't.

    "We're working on it as fast as we can, but for now, we've set up a temporary sleeping situation until its resolved." Everyone will be directed to one of the larger common rooms in the east wing of the facility while the rest of the volunteers are still awaiting their new housing as promised. Mattresses are laid out in rows on the floor. There's plenty of blankets, pillows, and even some LED lights strung around the room to provide some nice ambience.

    Additionally, there's a screen covering one of the walls for a movie to be projected on before bed. R.O.S.I.E. has chosen a thematically appropriate film that was approved by Professor Quintalian himself. Snacks are provided too! It's an old-fashioned sleepover, volunteers. Make a blanket fort, enjoy what's on for your viewing pleasure, and have - most of all - have fun.

  2. What's a sleepover without scary stories? Flashlights have been provided and it's time to get spooky. Here's your chance to share that real thriller that you know from back home. Maybe another world has a similar tale! Either way, there's nothing like bonding over a little healthy fear. Right?

    Or maybe terrifying strangers isn't your idea of a good time and you'd rather make shadow puppets instead. That's also an option! In fact, some people are trying to start a contest out of it to see who can cast the most creative shadows around.

  3. The night staff comes around for one last security sweep. Get some sleep, they say. It's been a long day. Tomorrow might be even longer if they still can't figure out the rooms or where to put all these new volunteers for the time being.

    As nice as that sounds, it's a little easier said than done. Whether it's the construction noise, the person next to you snoring, or late night existential thoughts it's difficult for sleep to find you. Maybe talking to someone might help? Or maybe you just need to go to the bathroom. Good luck crossing the swath of bodies, in the case of the latter, and who knows! You might find someone else having as much trouble sleeping as you that you can commiserate with.

    Or maybe you're the one snoring. Do you happen to kick in your sleep? How unfortunate for the person assigned to the mat next to you. They might be courteous or they might tell you just how obnoxious it is. Whatever the case might actually be, you're likely in for a long first night here at the research facility.
Network/Bangr (All Players)

During all the goings-on, R.O.S.I.E. will prompt you to set up your presence on the network. Pick a username, a profile picture, and commence to shitposting immediately if you so desire! Additionally, if you want to get a headstart on your contribution to the volunteer program, why not set up your Bangr? R.O.S.I.E. even has an icebreaker question ready for you! They change every month. This month's question is:

Do you like wake-up sex or staying up all night?*
(*Despite what you might actually put, know that R.O.S.I.E. is a little glitchy. What you wrote might not actually be what's displayed! I.E., you can totally use this as a misfire type deal in case your character wouldn't answer this question.)


bangr
Professor Quintalian | 35
Do you like wake-up sex or staying up all night?
Wake-up sex is the best, in my opinion. Hormones are more haywire first thing in the morning; it's just scientific sense to get your bang in during wake-up time.

YES
NO


BANGR CODE
Please copy this pastebin for now!

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[personal profile] crabinthebucket 2018-07-02 12:01 am (UTC)(link)
[ Living on Earth C, sharing it with humans and trolls and consorts, etc. and enough awful, spongeclot-ringing birthday parties with karaoke machines means that, yeah. He's been exposed to Journey. ]

HOW THE HELL WOULD I KNOW, MAYBE?
WHY SHOULD I TELL SOME CAGEY ASSHOLE WHO REPLIES IN LYRICS?
HOW ABOUT YOU TAKE THE MIDNIGHT TRAIN BACK WHEREVER THE FUCK YOU CAME FROM, WHOEVER YOU ARE.
SINCE STRAIGHT ANSWERS ARE APPARENTLY TOO MUCH TO ASK!
yakyuuman: (209 homeruns)

[personal profile] yakyuuman 2018-07-02 12:01 am (UTC)(link)
[ You keep confusing him, Kakaroth???

He blows a piece of fluff off his nose, chuckling like he didn't just tear a pillow apart in a quite terrifying fashion. ]


They're making us sleep on a bed?

[ Bed... mattress... futon... whatever it is. ]

Hey, you're a weird guy who says a lot of weird things, but I like you! It feels as if I'm talking with Choromatsu-niisan in a way! He's also a yell-y type like you are!
yakyuuman: (122 homeruns)

[personal profile] yakyuuman 2018-07-02 12:06 am (UTC)(link)
[ Puppy headtilt... he actually thinks it over. ]

My brothers? Ummm, I guess they're also gonna be pumped up if it's about secross! We're all pretty desperate!

[ Oversharing much? Just tell him you're a virgin and get on with it geez Jyush... ]
magneticfields: (cuddle)

[personal profile] magneticfields 2018-07-02 12:11 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe someday I'll tell it, Madam.

[ His lips quirk in amusement at using the title. She hardly seems the type to run a brothel, so he assumes the honorific has a different meaning for her. ]

For now, suffice it to say that it's a long, complicated story featuring a lot of people who are not here and will not be joining us.

[ If he's lucky.

Her explanation is far more interesting than his. ]


Your Robert? I take it he's arrived with you.

[ He's starting to feel something beyond simple intoxication. A slow-creeping loosening of the tension in his neck and shoulders. It's not unpleasant, so he doesn't comment. But he does slow down how quickly he's consuming the whiskey. ]
brotrips: (♕30)

[personal profile] brotrips 2018-07-02 12:11 am (UTC)(link)
(During his travels, Noctis has met a lot of different people, but this is easily the most embarrassing meeting he's yet to suffer through. Though the plants are now missing some 'limbs', they don't seem disheartened in the least. While those cut off from the main body lay motionless on the floor, others continue to move toward them as when the girl shows, some more have found their way into his shirt. It's a strange sensation, the foreign texture crawling over his stomach and up his chest while another wraps around his hips, learning that this particular heat source is ready to fight.

While Noctis technically can warp, he's frozen from shock. This...isn't like any other attack he's encountered, either.)


That's not so easy right now.

(If Shallen looks to the left, she'll see both vines come from the same mother plant. Caught in its grasp, Noctis shivers and bats at the tendrils.)

Damn it, what are these things doing?!
explosivo: (some bullshit happening somewhere)

[personal profile] explosivo 2018-07-02 12:12 am (UTC)(link)
[ don't use LOGIC at him. ] Yeah, well. Let's see if you flunk. [ ... he doesn't actually mean this, so why does he say it? chronic shittalking syndrome.

anyway todoroki was inattentive enough to not even notice the whole grindr question so that's not boding well for his observational skills here on sex planet.

bakugou meanwhile is intent on acing the quiz, whether it's boring as hell or not. ]
brotrips: (♕01)

[personal profile] brotrips 2018-07-02 12:12 am (UTC)(link)
(Not high ceilings, top-level rooms if those were a thing. Noctis is ready to correct the misunderstanding when he finishes reading the text and nearly drops the phone.)

Huh? What kind of question is that to ask out of nowhere?
getjackedup: (658)

WtZ

[personal profile] getjackedup 2018-07-02 12:15 am (UTC)(link)
[Did some ass really take a bunch of the blankets to make a wall? Blankets everyone else also needs to make pallets or cover themselves with? Tolemi was already annoyed just being here, after realizing the had been distinctly vague when asking for his help about what said help would entail. Annoyed enough that he doesn't see a problem with walking over to the makeshit wall and pulling one of the blankets right off of it.]

Oh nice. This one is exactly my size.
wasteofparts: (Default)

[personal profile] wasteofparts 2018-07-02 12:21 am (UTC)(link)
I'll do the banging. I just don't want to answer stupid questions.

[ unpictured: nebula sitting there looking real awkward as she types banging. thank you deadpool for this gift. ]
astralera: (Default)

[personal profile] astralera 2018-07-02 12:24 am (UTC)(link)
I would not be opposed.

[ in fact she would really like to leave right now, and glances around to regain her bearings. which direction had she come from again? it might be of benefit to summon her Carbuncle to lead the way, not only for its nose but also for the extra ambient light it could provide. ]

Do you recall the way out?
magpiemythos: (Would this face lie to you)

[personal profile] magpiemythos 2018-07-02 12:31 am (UTC)(link)
[The trickster huffed a faint laugh, picking through the narrow shelves to see what options there were.]

It's a crime on some planets and realms too. The state of this bathroom would be a dire emergency on Alfheim, I'm pretty sure the Light Elves would have a conniption if they couldn't take care of their hair.
freezeflame: (i'm a crying mess)

[personal profile] freezeflame 2018-07-02 12:34 am (UTC)(link)
[excuse you, the network app was called bangr. not that Todoroki was even paying attention to it. he could care less what it's called, bangr, grindr, myheror... whatever.

he starts going through the quiz, answering the questions. some of these questions, though... dammit. he totally doesn't remember the professor's name. he was not paying attention to that. why is that important?

his eyes flick over to Bakugou before their fifteen minutes are up, just to see how he's fairing]
originallutece: mine are being unnecessarily drama and also smoking (talk; everyone has a vice)

[personal profile] originallutece 2018-07-02 12:40 am (UTC)(link)
. . . no. He hasn't.

[He should have. He shouldn't have ever left her side, he never leaves her side, and yet she's here and he isn't, and she might panic if she thinks too hard about it.

So. She won't think about it right now. It's very easy not to think about things drinking this whiskey; it's not just intoxication, no, but she doesn't notice either way. It's warm and relaxing, and she gives into it, too stressed not to.]


Which, I assure you, will earn him an earful when he eventually arrives. For now: I'll conduct my research on my own.
followhim: oft wind up dead (fools who run their mouths)

[personal profile] followhim 2018-07-02 12:41 am (UTC)(link)
when i was on the ship over here there was a seminar called "lube and you"! for a second i thought it was a mechanics thing

it wasn't

it wouldn't be out of nowhere if you saw it!
thetaintedsorrow: (I told you so)

[personal profile] thetaintedsorrow 2018-07-02 12:42 am (UTC)(link)
Believe it or don’t. It’s not like I have a resume to prove it.

[This is Chuuya we’re talking about, after all. It’s not like he’s subtle about anything.]

Does me possibly being in the Mafia scare you or something?

[He knows it doesn’t, because Rin doesn’t seem the type to scare easily, but still, might as well try and gauge his reaction.]
Edited 2018-07-02 00:42 (UTC)
zunge: (when you turned your back on me)

[personal profile] zunge 2018-07-02 12:46 am (UTC)(link)
Not that I know of.

Why? You a prude, or just no experience?

[It could easily be either, or both.]
mind_of_god: (stand by your convictions)

[personal profile] mind_of_god 2018-07-02 12:50 am (UTC)(link)
Well I certainly hope I at least get something worthwhile. If nothing else, I'll have had a unique experience.
freezeflame: (well it's strange my head)

[personal profile] freezeflame 2018-07-02 12:50 am (UTC)(link)
[WOW. what a question]

I hardly think that's any of your business. [bristling...]
loxias: (08)

lmk if you're ok with the last bit

[personal profile] loxias 2018-07-02 12:54 am (UTC)(link)
Yes.

[Now, he wondered which variety of reactions he'd get. Incredulity? Disbelief? Confusion?

More importantly -

He raised an eyebrow.]


I might be this tall, but you don't have to call me tiny.

[Apollo was quite fine with his height, thank you very much. What he disliked, however, was the description used, and this was a reminder of those ridiculous giant statues humans used to put up in temples.]
soulcaster: (15)

[personal profile] soulcaster 2018-07-02 12:54 am (UTC)(link)
'Do the banging?'

Is that what they call it where you come from?
explosivo: (don't be nice)

[personal profile] explosivo 2018-07-02 12:55 am (UTC)(link)
[ its me... im gonna be the one failing...

luckily bakugou is more studious and even if he basically gives half a shit about the subject material he has pretty good memory and doesn't appear to have much trouble with the quiz so far at all. he does catch todoroki's eye, just by coincidence as they're filling out the paper however.

and then slowly breaks into a shit-eating grin. problem, asshole?? ]
kisekae: (wandering never wondering)

[personal profile] kisekae 2018-07-02 12:55 am (UTC)(link)
that gives me a goal to work towards. i gotta make sure im interesting enough to be worth plenty of looks!
soulcaster: (8)

[personal profile] soulcaster 2018-07-02 01:04 am (UTC)(link)
[ Invisible and gathered in her skirts, Pattern hums. It's a latent, subtle buzzing, telling her to use him. Shallan grits her teeth, resistant to the suggestion. Shallan cannot use the blade that Pattern forms. She won't. If she were Radiant, perhaps, but there's no time for that.

However, she does track Noctis' indication back to the mother plant, a terrible writhing thing that seems to be creeping towards her now too. She starts to step back.
]

I can't begin to speculate without more information.

[ Except she has enough. It seems to be going after both of them — for food, maybe? That's all she can guess. ]

Are they biting you? Do they have teeth, or acid, or anything that might be trying to feed off of you?

[ She jams the heel of her ankle boot down into one of the vines creeping towards her and draws warily back. ]
freezeflame: (well it's strange my head)

[personal profile] freezeflame 2018-07-02 01:05 am (UTC)(link)
[ah. that grin. Todoroki's lips are set in a thin line and he looks back down at his paper. if Bakugou's not having any trouble, then Todoroki certainly can't give the impression that he's struggling.

he's a great student, but these questions are so dumb, and he's running out of time. he has to pass, or else he won't get to exit the ship.

he eventually skips the question about the professor, and goes onto the next one. he finishes all but that one question, and it makes him upset. now he'll have to ask someone. and the only person he knows is...

well, he'd ask later. the time is up! hand in your papers!]
bibulous: (13)

[personal profile] bibulous 2018-07-02 01:07 am (UTC)(link)
[ magnus bane is many, many things. a lover of cats, an exceptional dancer, a connoisseur of nail polishes, a hater of acid washed jeans, afraid of the color beige (ew gross why don't you just call it what it is which is blandeige), and impatient.

if there was something he wanted, he took it. he doesn't care if he doesn't know poe's sign or where he comes from or if this is the first time a man's been on his knees in front of him (but that's something he seriously doubts, not with the way his hands are on his pants). ]


Why not? I know I am personally aroused by the decor that we're surrounded with.

[ he smirks up at poe and scoots closer, letting his own hands cover poe's. he doesn't push though. that's one thing he's not: pushy. but he does lick his lips, an intentional move because he knows how it looks especially when his partner's looking down. ]

But if you're shy, I suppose we can go elsewhere even if I already have dirtied my knees. I'd hope to make that worth it.