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Zhautas ([personal profile] zhautasmods) wrote in [community profile] sexyspace2018-06-25 07:10 am
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TEST DRIVE MEME #2

Awakening
Artificial lights assault your eyes. It takes a few blinks for them to adjust properly. Quiet mechanical whirs and clicks sound in the small, sparse space that you had likely been corralled into before being put to sleep for the long journey. As grogginess fades away and lucidity starts to take hold, you begin to remember where you are and why you’re here on this spaceship thousands of light years away from home and perhaps everything and everyone you’ve ever known.

The multiverse is sick. It’s dying. And it’s up to you to save it. Or, at least, that’s what the Zenith Corporation had told you when they announced their search for a cure across the multiverse. They hand-picked individuals to be "volunteers" for the next stage of experimentation. Maybe they made it sound dire, maybe you already had your mind set to help, or maybe the specifics of how you could help was vague. Considering the alternative was wasting away on your home planet with no promise of when this cure might actually come to fruition, it ultimately wasn’t much of a choice either way.

Everything comes to life the more awake that you start to feel. "Good morning, volunteer," sounds a synthetic, feminine voice in your ear. That must be one of the fancy features they advertised about the chip that was injected just beneath your skin. A projected HUD above your torso displays and scrolls through several readings about the state of your being. "A scan of your vital signs show that everything is functioning as normal." There’s a small pause. "Wait-" The spike of alarm that should follow that single, distressed-sounding word is accompanied by a light chime. "Emotional responses are still accurate, too. Thank you for your cooperation!" Without any further explanation or allowing for protest, she continues on. "I hope you enjoyed your nap! We’ll be descending to planet #05031941 - common name designated as Zhautas - in approximately three hours. There will be a brief orientation for all volunteers exactly one hour before landing. Due to potential unnatural stress levels upon awakening from stasis, I suggest a relaxing trip to the garden beforehand."

If you have any questions, please don’t hesitate to ask.
My name is R.O.S.I.E. and, on behalf of all of us at the Zenith Corporation, we’re happy to have you aboard.
Code Credit

Say Aloe (Prospective Players Only)


Red lights lead the way to the gym, green will be your path to the gardens, ostignuh is- Wait, what do you mean the color ostignuh is burning your eyes? Huh. They must have over-corrected for your species. Oh, well. They’ll fix that for the next trip. For now, don’t worry about it. It probably didn’t lead to anything important anyway!

  1. The staff is much more attentive this time than they were with the first wave of volunteers. Poor feedback and the threat of losing their jobs if they don't improve their standing will do that! Unfortunately, it isn't just the colors that have been over-corrected. Despite how many times you tell the very helpful staff member that you're fine, they won't leave you alone. Are you sure? They can walk with you if you'd like. They can even hold your hand if you're overwhelmed! If there's anything you need, they're here for you.

    Maybe if you find a buddy to walk you to your destination they might divert their attention to a different volunteer. The buddy system is pretty fool-proof, after all.

  2. As you draw closer to the gardens, the lights in the hallway begin to dim. In fact, the only available source of illumination for a small distance is the thin green line across the floor guiding your way. Careful not to trip! There's handy railing to hold onto or maybe you accidentally grab the arm of that (hopefully) cute person nearby. It's kind of hard to tell and green isn't really a flattering color anyway.

    Suddenly, you're stepping into a wide open space of twilight. Iridescent flowers dot the landscape for as far as the eye can see. They come in all different shapes, sizes, and glow softly in this simulated night-scape. Trees of shining magenta leaves and blue bark wind up to the stars. Or, at least, the viewing panels that allow the stars to be seen from inside the ship. Not to worry, it's entirely safe and beautiful!

    The featured flower of this month is the Nykt Blossom. Be warned, however, that inhaling its pollen causes increased levels of oxytocin. This will cause you to feel compelled to bond socially with others. That is, you might find yourself a lot more friendly than usual! Maybe a little too friendly, even, if you're especially susceptible to its effects.

  3. It's very easy to miss the warning signs in this dark as you step into the section of the garden that houses the more alien plant-life.

    They'll fix that for the future, of course, but for now many volunteers are likely finding themselves subject to the same unfortunate circumstances. Coitendrils are in abundance here; they're a pretty touchy feely species. It's a plant that thrives in warm conditions and grows at an incredibly fast rate to seek out these cozy spots. As it turns out, your body warmth is the highest temperature around and exactly what it's looking for.

    Before you know it, long green tendrils are suddenly growing around your arms or legs in speedy spirals. They get everywhere in a matter of mere seconds. Their growth is aggressive, finding ways beneath the fabric of whatever clothes you happen to be wearing and to the skin below. The only way to reverse their growing hold is to cool yourself off and fast. Maybe someone can grab you some ice?
Orientation (Prospective Players Only)

Around an hour before landing, an announcement is made to everyone aboard the ship. It’s time to find your way to the amphitheater for orientation. If anyone gripes, they are reminded that it has mandatory safety information that the Zenith Corporation is legally required to cover. In fact, there's even a quiz at the end to make sure you understand all the technical ins and outs! The Zenith Corporation only has your best interests at heart. They also can’t afford another lawsuit or PR nightmare but who can, really? It’s only a half an hour long and R.O.S.I.E. reassures everyone that it will go by faster than they think.
  1. Are you way too cool for school? If you try to play hookey, the crew members of the spaceship are already on guard. You're not the first one to try this and they doubt you'll be the last. Try as you might to super sleuth your way around, there’ll be someone at apparently every single turn and twist you try.

    It’s also very likely that in scrambling to find a place to hide you’ll run into someone else breaking the rules! Perhaps great minds think alike and you decide to try to defy the system together. Or maybe they’re totally just getting in your way and you decide instead to throw them to the wolves to give yourself a better chance at escaping certain boredom that is an informational seminar. The choice is yours, volunteer!

  2. Whether you come to the orientation willingly or are dragged in by one of the staff, you’ll quickly realize just how bad R.O.S.I.E. lied. A half an hour feels almost like ten hours instead. The last time you checked your watch, it was somehow later than when you check it now. Is time going backward? It sure seems like it the longer you listen to the monotone voice read over colored flavor text clearly meant to engage but missing its mark stupendously. Even the motivation of a quiz at the end that needs to be passed in order to disembark seems to do little to nothing for your dwindling attention span.

    Finally, there’s a break in the bureaucratic monotony. The faceless, droning voice introduces one of the staff currently on Zhautas, Jeneviere. He's assistant to the head scientist, Professor Quintalian, and freshly assigned overseer of new volunteers. He also looks like he absolutely doesn't want to be the one doing this seminar.

    "Come now, Jenny," says a masculine voice off screen. "You promised."
    "I know what I said," he snaps, glaring off camera and not seeming to care much for the fact this is a live feed nor that these new volunteers are expecting something a bit more professional.
    "Then what's the problem?" the voice asks again. As it does, a tentacle wiggles into view and gives a reassuring pat on the deerman's shoulder. "I know for a fact that you like being filmed, Jenny, so really this shouldn't be so daunting-"

    As he speaks, Jeneviere's cheeks suddenly burn red hot. He stands forcefully out of his chair and uses one of those hoofs to kick harshly at the source of the tentacles. There's a very undignified squawk at the attack before the video feed cuts out and a technical difficulties sign is displayed.

    "... Right," the narrator from before says to break the undeniably awkward silence. "Just give us a moment, volunteers, and we'll get a pre-recorded seminar ready for you instead. In the meantime, let's open up communications with the facility and allow you to discuss with those already on the planet about what they've enjoyed most about their time on Zhautas so far?*

  3. Hopefully, you didn't forget about the quiz! The staff certainly didn't. After the pre-recorded seminar is run, papers are handed out. A quiet shuffle carries through the room as people pass them to and fro down the aisles. It all seems rather arbitrary and tedious but remember! You have to pass in order to disembark.

    It isn't too hard. Or maybe it is. Perhaps it's just the pressure that you only have fifteen minutes to complete it. What was the professor's first name again? How many research facilities are there on the planet? Staff are scrutinizing your every move now, it feels like. Do you take the risk and try to whisper for help to the person next to you? Pass notes? Do what you must to succeed! ...Or you can just shamefully take the quiz again and again and again until they're legally obligated to let you off board.
Welcome to Zhautas! (All Players)

Finally, it's time to disembark at the research facility. This time they have the right coordinates so it's as easy as stepping off the ship and to your new home away from home. Or, at least, it should have been that easy...

There's an awful lot of construction going on around here. Several beings with hard hats, power tools, and ridiculous amounts of glue are rushing about. They're shouting orders and saying "excuse me" where they remember to. Still, it can be hard to get a word in edgewise about the fact that you're new volunteers here to check-in. In addition to the construction, there's also an awful lot of important-seeming people walking throughout the facility as well that staff are far more attentive to than you.

In short, it's borderline chaos as you try to get your bearings.

  1. "Bad news, new volunteers," says R.O.S.I.E. in the midst of all the commotion. "We have your housing assignments but there have been some... technical difficulties in preparing the new rooms." There's actually been a lot of technical difficulties, period. Maybe you've already noticed with the lights randomly changing color or dimness, the vending machine that launched your drink at you, or R.O.S.I.E. herself glitching out periodically when responding. The problem with the rooms is that the doors won't open. Or they won't stay closed. Or that they open and close constantly and forcefully so it's a safety hazard. As if everything else going on with all the construction isn't.

    "We're working on it as fast as we can, but for now, we've set up a temporary sleeping situation until its resolved." Everyone will be directed to one of the larger common rooms in the east wing of the facility while the rest of the volunteers are still awaiting their new housing as promised. Mattresses are laid out in rows on the floor. There's plenty of blankets, pillows, and even some LED lights strung around the room to provide some nice ambience.

    Additionally, there's a screen covering one of the walls for a movie to be projected on before bed. R.O.S.I.E. has chosen a thematically appropriate film that was approved by Professor Quintalian himself. Snacks are provided too! It's an old-fashioned sleepover, volunteers. Make a blanket fort, enjoy what's on for your viewing pleasure, and have - most of all - have fun.

  2. What's a sleepover without scary stories? Flashlights have been provided and it's time to get spooky. Here's your chance to share that real thriller that you know from back home. Maybe another world has a similar tale! Either way, there's nothing like bonding over a little healthy fear. Right?

    Or maybe terrifying strangers isn't your idea of a good time and you'd rather make shadow puppets instead. That's also an option! In fact, some people are trying to start a contest out of it to see who can cast the most creative shadows around.

  3. The night staff comes around for one last security sweep. Get some sleep, they say. It's been a long day. Tomorrow might be even longer if they still can't figure out the rooms or where to put all these new volunteers for the time being.

    As nice as that sounds, it's a little easier said than done. Whether it's the construction noise, the person next to you snoring, or late night existential thoughts it's difficult for sleep to find you. Maybe talking to someone might help? Or maybe you just need to go to the bathroom. Good luck crossing the swath of bodies, in the case of the latter, and who knows! You might find someone else having as much trouble sleeping as you that you can commiserate with.

    Or maybe you're the one snoring. Do you happen to kick in your sleep? How unfortunate for the person assigned to the mat next to you. They might be courteous or they might tell you just how obnoxious it is. Whatever the case might actually be, you're likely in for a long first night here at the research facility.
Network/Bangr (All Players)

During all the goings-on, R.O.S.I.E. will prompt you to set up your presence on the network. Pick a username, a profile picture, and commence to shitposting immediately if you so desire! Additionally, if you want to get a headstart on your contribution to the volunteer program, why not set up your Bangr? R.O.S.I.E. even has an icebreaker question ready for you! They change every month. This month's question is:

Do you like wake-up sex or staying up all night?*
(*Despite what you might actually put, know that R.O.S.I.E. is a little glitchy. What you wrote might not actually be what's displayed! I.E., you can totally use this as a misfire type deal in case your character wouldn't answer this question.)


bangr
Professor Quintalian | 35
Do you like wake-up sex or staying up all night?
Wake-up sex is the best, in my opinion. Hormones are more haywire first thing in the morning; it's just scientific sense to get your bang in during wake-up time.

YES
NO


BANGR CODE
Please copy this pastebin for now!

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shrugsitoff: all icons by <user name="shrugsitoff"> unless otherwise noted (Default)

[personal profile] shrugsitoff 2018-07-04 08:15 pm (UTC)(link)
I'd just rather sleep.
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[personal profile] shrugsitoff 2018-07-04 08:16 pm (UTC)(link)
--I'll bite, since you did just help me.

[personal profile] crabinthebucket 2018-07-04 08:17 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Hey, Past Karkat of About Five Minutes Ago: you're a fuckwitted shitbag who sets future you up for these shenanigans, go get bent, asshole. ]

DON'T THINK I'M DOING THIS TO BE *NICE*.
I'M JUST MAKING UP FOR MY EARLIER MISTAKE.
IF YOU GET TOO USED TO THIS I'LL ONLY SET YOU UP FOR THE MOST EPIC OF LETDOWNS, THE CHOICEST OF DISAPPOINTMENTS.
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is it just raining then?

[personal profile] shrugsitoff 2018-07-04 08:18 pm (UTC)(link)
same here

[ because really, is there anyway else to get into sexy space? but he's also pretty surprised to see rin here. he never thought of rin being someone to volunteer for this sort of place, but then again, he never figured himself would be one either. ]

sure on my way

[ and then there's a long wait. longer than what it should take for someone to get to the vending machines. it's almost like-- ]

where are the vending machines?
shrugsitoff: all icons by <user name="shrugsitoff"> unless otherwise noted (Default)

gou is good at that

[personal profile] shrugsitoff 2018-07-04 08:20 pm (UTC)(link)
i guess complimenting my muscles counts as friendly?
but if you're going to say hi, can't you just start off with that?
Edited 2018-07-04 20:20 (UTC)
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[personal profile] shrugsitoff 2018-07-04 08:22 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm guessing the light's pretty bright?

[ but he looks down at the mattress and assesses it a bit more. it's not like it's that much smaller than the one he had back at his dorm, but he's also a pretty big boy and he felt cramped enough there ]

I guess one more couldn't hurt.
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[personal profile] plebetography 2018-07-04 08:24 pm (UTC)(link)
[ He’s not stupid, he’s catching on to your personality pretty quick. Seeing a whole lot of similarities here in that final statement. And Prompto is naturally drawn to insecure, lonely people, given that he’s very much one himself.

Meaning: you’re not getting rid of him.
]

not to dial back to a personal convo out here again or anything but
you weren’t a disappointment before and i kinda doubt you’d be later
and either way, let-downs happen!
you can’t be on point all the time

don’t beat yourself up, i wasn’t uncomfortable!
maybe i deserved that call-out
you’re not the first to do it :P
Edited 2018-07-04 20:25 (UTC)
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[personal profile] astralera 2018-07-04 08:39 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Era nods, appreciating it. ]

If you are any good at unarmed combat perhaps we could spar, provided there is the space.

[ The path leading out of the gardens is still quite dark, with only the thin green line offering any real illumination. If not for how her eyes adjusted to the low light Era doesn't think she would have been able to see Iron Bull, let alone the vines that had trapped him earlier.

It's enough for her to decide that summoning her Carbuncle would be a good idea (she really doesn't know why she hadn't summoned it earlier. she hasn't been without it for such an extended period is over a year now). Summoning Emmy is second nature to her, really. Era doesn't need her grimoire in hand to reference the geometries needed - she just visualizes the pattern in her mind, concentrates on forming the aether, then throws her hand in front of her.

The Emerald Carbuncle somersaults into existence in a shower of aetherial glitter, landing on the ground in front of Era and illuminating a larger area around them. It seems... irritated. Era receives an accusatory absent from their connection and returns apology.

Emmy seems to accept this, shaking itself not unlike a ruffled cat, and then leaps up into Era's arms. It radiates protect from its core and soothes its mistress almost as effectively as her husband's arms could. ]


This is my Emerald Carbuncle, Emmy. Emmy, this is the Iron Bull.
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[personal profile] dragonwarder 2018-07-04 09:10 pm (UTC)(link)
They are not beasts. Dragons are highly intelligent, and can recognize allies from foes. I have three. The last three, as far as we all know.

[Though she wears a fond smile, the one a mother might wear when speaking of her children, there is something sad in the way she gives him the information.]

They have been hunted to extinction, much like the direwolves in the north.
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[personal profile] followhim 2018-07-04 09:12 pm (UTC)(link)
[ HE IS A SEX WIZARD.

no. no, that makes sense. something about it makes sense to him, even while he's watching this magic demonstration slightly slack-jawed. people who use the force, who use magic, whatever. it's all the same. all kind of awe-inspiring.

similarly, it's both surprising and yet not that magnus is in the multiple centuries old age bracket. there are races in his homeworld that live that long, so. not that wild. but it does explain his Skills. if he had a couple hundred years to perfect the art of sucking dick maybe he'd be the very best like no one ever was, too. ]


Oh, yeah. That was ... yeah. That was a lot. But it was a good a lot.

[ words just spill out of his mouth without his mind copyediting for redundancy or sense.

it slowly dawns on him. he got to click to the next page on his magnus-related geocities website. he's going to have to get up at some point after this. probably soon. he doesn't want to just be sitting here on the bathroom floor thinking about his life. maybe he can make it to the couch in the common area and just lie down there. take a nap on the couch. that seems like a smart plan. he doesn't think he has the emotional or physical energy to go back to his room.

and it's only at that point in time that he realizes that if he ever wants to follow through with that getting up and moving plan, he should probably put his cock back in his pants. eventually. every part of him (and especially that part) feels insanely overstimulated, though, so maybe he'll continue with the just sitting for a minute. ]
Edited 2018-07-04 21:52 (UTC)
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[personal profile] glitterpants 2018-07-04 09:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Uh.
[ well this is unexpected. ]

Actually most of the people i dream about dont even talk to me.
[ HOW... SAD.. but that self awareness is something else. ]
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[personal profile] glitterpants 2018-07-04 09:18 pm (UTC)(link)
I am preparing my holy body to rescue people through the power of intercourse! My dick will be legendary and written in history books!
[ hm....... ]
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[personal profile] hotdiggity 2018-07-04 09:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Then you're dreaming about the wrong people.
You should dream about people that talk to you.

I will dream about you.


[He knows what dreams are but hasn't had one of his own yet. He assumes he can control them.]
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[personal profile] glitterpants 2018-07-04 09:22 pm (UTC)(link)
[ uuHM.... ]
That is very generous but why should you dream when you could meet me instead!
Ah how wonderful.. there is a thing nowadays called.. talking in person! Real life social interaction! SOCIALIZING if you will. I have attempted it so many times but for whatever reason my attempts are invalid and i leave without obtaining a friend.

It is fine for i will speak for thousands of years to any kind ear who will listen! My heart is as strong as a diamond from being sharpened by many wounds in the past.

I AM UNSTOPPABLE. :)
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[personal profile] shrugsitoff 2018-07-04 09:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[ we all can't be super soldiers, steve. but sousuke does reach out and shakes steve's hand ]

Sousuke, and thanks. And what are military corners?
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[personal profile] hotdiggity 2018-07-04 09:26 pm (UTC)(link)
I know you do!
I'll be ready.


[Ren was restless. This was the first time he'd see Aoba since he got here and there wasn't anything he wanted more than that. When he comes into his room, his eyes go immediately to the source of the scent and he wants to eat. He does. He wants Aoba more.

He crosses the room and understanding that his size caused issues, dropped to his knees to put his arms around Aoba's waist. He tucks his head against his stomach.]


I missed you.
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[personal profile] hotdiggity 2018-07-04 09:29 pm (UTC)(link)
I'd like that.
I'm in room --.
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[personal profile] hotdiggity 2018-07-04 09:34 pm (UTC)(link)
You would meet me in person?
If you do I can show you my body.
It's brand new and it's real.

We can be friends!

I would like that a lot.
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[personal profile] hotdiggity 2018-07-04 09:36 pm (UTC)(link)
[His smile deepens and he rests on his legs, leaning into the hand on his head.]

Why not? Is it because I didn't ask you first? [He was still learning.] I thought since you were sitting I would sit with you.
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[personal profile] hotdiggity 2018-07-04 09:40 pm (UTC)(link)
[Walking back to Midare is strange now, his body fuller in places that make it so he has to spread his legs a little. He wobbles but he gets there.]

You're so different from me.

[Was he supposed to like that? He did. Ren lowers himself to his knees and gently runs his fingertips across Midare's stomach, much in the same way he did to Ren earlier.]
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[personal profile] hotdiggity 2018-07-04 09:43 pm (UTC)(link)
[Ren is on his knees by the door, hands resting on his thighs when Mizuki comes into view. He'd decided sitting would be better than standing since he might have to wait a while. Now, though, he immediately stands up and eats up the space between them in a few steps.]

Mizuki. I'm Ren.

[Said tent in his pants has gone nowhere but he can't help that.]

Hello.

[He wanted to touch Mizuki. Affectionately, fondly. Ren didn't like that he wasn't sure if he was allowed.]
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[personal profile] kisekae 2018-07-04 09:47 pm (UTC)(link)
-It gave Midare time to get his shirt off completely, leaving the loose tie behind. He liked the aesthetic of that, the tie, the shorts, his stockings... And Ren seemed to be liking it, too, which was all the better. He arched his back to press more into that touch, letting out a light, delighted little sigh.-

I'm a lot smaller than you, at least. But it's okay. I trust you to be gentle with me... -Not that... he particularly needed him to be. But Ren seemed particularly concerned about that sort of thing, he figured, so it was best to start with some words of assurance.-

Do you want to kiss me?
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[personal profile] wickerman 2018-07-04 09:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Asking first is a good idea, but if you wanna sit with me, there's room up on the couch. Furniture is for humans. [He idly strokes Ren's hair. There is something endearing about his behavior...]
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[personal profile] r_o_s_i_e 2018-07-04 09:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Not at all! I actually prefer "talking" to volunteers when I can. I think it's more fun!
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[personal profile] chokedonjuice 2018-07-04 09:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah. And strobing.

[Which isn't that great. It gave him a headache, and that wasn't fun at all.

But he's glad that Sousuke agrees since...yeah, he's a good boy. Needs room to rest properly right.]


I'm used to it, but it still got to me a bit.

As for the mattress-I'll help you with the next one, if that's okay.