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Zhautas ([personal profile] zhautasmods) wrote in [community profile] sexyspace2018-06-25 07:10 am
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TEST DRIVE MEME #2

Awakening
Artificial lights assault your eyes. It takes a few blinks for them to adjust properly. Quiet mechanical whirs and clicks sound in the small, sparse space that you had likely been corralled into before being put to sleep for the long journey. As grogginess fades away and lucidity starts to take hold, you begin to remember where you are and why you’re here on this spaceship thousands of light years away from home and perhaps everything and everyone you’ve ever known.

The multiverse is sick. It’s dying. And it’s up to you to save it. Or, at least, that’s what the Zenith Corporation had told you when they announced their search for a cure across the multiverse. They hand-picked individuals to be "volunteers" for the next stage of experimentation. Maybe they made it sound dire, maybe you already had your mind set to help, or maybe the specifics of how you could help was vague. Considering the alternative was wasting away on your home planet with no promise of when this cure might actually come to fruition, it ultimately wasn’t much of a choice either way.

Everything comes to life the more awake that you start to feel. "Good morning, volunteer," sounds a synthetic, feminine voice in your ear. That must be one of the fancy features they advertised about the chip that was injected just beneath your skin. A projected HUD above your torso displays and scrolls through several readings about the state of your being. "A scan of your vital signs show that everything is functioning as normal." There’s a small pause. "Wait-" The spike of alarm that should follow that single, distressed-sounding word is accompanied by a light chime. "Emotional responses are still accurate, too. Thank you for your cooperation!" Without any further explanation or allowing for protest, she continues on. "I hope you enjoyed your nap! We’ll be descending to planet #05031941 - common name designated as Zhautas - in approximately three hours. There will be a brief orientation for all volunteers exactly one hour before landing. Due to potential unnatural stress levels upon awakening from stasis, I suggest a relaxing trip to the garden beforehand."

If you have any questions, please don’t hesitate to ask.
My name is R.O.S.I.E. and, on behalf of all of us at the Zenith Corporation, we’re happy to have you aboard.
Code Credit

Say Aloe (Prospective Players Only)


Red lights lead the way to the gym, green will be your path to the gardens, ostignuh is- Wait, what do you mean the color ostignuh is burning your eyes? Huh. They must have over-corrected for your species. Oh, well. They’ll fix that for the next trip. For now, don’t worry about it. It probably didn’t lead to anything important anyway!

  1. The staff is much more attentive this time than they were with the first wave of volunteers. Poor feedback and the threat of losing their jobs if they don't improve their standing will do that! Unfortunately, it isn't just the colors that have been over-corrected. Despite how many times you tell the very helpful staff member that you're fine, they won't leave you alone. Are you sure? They can walk with you if you'd like. They can even hold your hand if you're overwhelmed! If there's anything you need, they're here for you.

    Maybe if you find a buddy to walk you to your destination they might divert their attention to a different volunteer. The buddy system is pretty fool-proof, after all.

  2. As you draw closer to the gardens, the lights in the hallway begin to dim. In fact, the only available source of illumination for a small distance is the thin green line across the floor guiding your way. Careful not to trip! There's handy railing to hold onto or maybe you accidentally grab the arm of that (hopefully) cute person nearby. It's kind of hard to tell and green isn't really a flattering color anyway.

    Suddenly, you're stepping into a wide open space of twilight. Iridescent flowers dot the landscape for as far as the eye can see. They come in all different shapes, sizes, and glow softly in this simulated night-scape. Trees of shining magenta leaves and blue bark wind up to the stars. Or, at least, the viewing panels that allow the stars to be seen from inside the ship. Not to worry, it's entirely safe and beautiful!

    The featured flower of this month is the Nykt Blossom. Be warned, however, that inhaling its pollen causes increased levels of oxytocin. This will cause you to feel compelled to bond socially with others. That is, you might find yourself a lot more friendly than usual! Maybe a little too friendly, even, if you're especially susceptible to its effects.

  3. It's very easy to miss the warning signs in this dark as you step into the section of the garden that houses the more alien plant-life.

    They'll fix that for the future, of course, but for now many volunteers are likely finding themselves subject to the same unfortunate circumstances. Coitendrils are in abundance here; they're a pretty touchy feely species. It's a plant that thrives in warm conditions and grows at an incredibly fast rate to seek out these cozy spots. As it turns out, your body warmth is the highest temperature around and exactly what it's looking for.

    Before you know it, long green tendrils are suddenly growing around your arms or legs in speedy spirals. They get everywhere in a matter of mere seconds. Their growth is aggressive, finding ways beneath the fabric of whatever clothes you happen to be wearing and to the skin below. The only way to reverse their growing hold is to cool yourself off and fast. Maybe someone can grab you some ice?
Orientation (Prospective Players Only)

Around an hour before landing, an announcement is made to everyone aboard the ship. It’s time to find your way to the amphitheater for orientation. If anyone gripes, they are reminded that it has mandatory safety information that the Zenith Corporation is legally required to cover. In fact, there's even a quiz at the end to make sure you understand all the technical ins and outs! The Zenith Corporation only has your best interests at heart. They also can’t afford another lawsuit or PR nightmare but who can, really? It’s only a half an hour long and R.O.S.I.E. reassures everyone that it will go by faster than they think.
  1. Are you way too cool for school? If you try to play hookey, the crew members of the spaceship are already on guard. You're not the first one to try this and they doubt you'll be the last. Try as you might to super sleuth your way around, there’ll be someone at apparently every single turn and twist you try.

    It’s also very likely that in scrambling to find a place to hide you’ll run into someone else breaking the rules! Perhaps great minds think alike and you decide to try to defy the system together. Or maybe they’re totally just getting in your way and you decide instead to throw them to the wolves to give yourself a better chance at escaping certain boredom that is an informational seminar. The choice is yours, volunteer!

  2. Whether you come to the orientation willingly or are dragged in by one of the staff, you’ll quickly realize just how bad R.O.S.I.E. lied. A half an hour feels almost like ten hours instead. The last time you checked your watch, it was somehow later than when you check it now. Is time going backward? It sure seems like it the longer you listen to the monotone voice read over colored flavor text clearly meant to engage but missing its mark stupendously. Even the motivation of a quiz at the end that needs to be passed in order to disembark seems to do little to nothing for your dwindling attention span.

    Finally, there’s a break in the bureaucratic monotony. The faceless, droning voice introduces one of the staff currently on Zhautas, Jeneviere. He's assistant to the head scientist, Professor Quintalian, and freshly assigned overseer of new volunteers. He also looks like he absolutely doesn't want to be the one doing this seminar.

    "Come now, Jenny," says a masculine voice off screen. "You promised."
    "I know what I said," he snaps, glaring off camera and not seeming to care much for the fact this is a live feed nor that these new volunteers are expecting something a bit more professional.
    "Then what's the problem?" the voice asks again. As it does, a tentacle wiggles into view and gives a reassuring pat on the deerman's shoulder. "I know for a fact that you like being filmed, Jenny, so really this shouldn't be so daunting-"

    As he speaks, Jeneviere's cheeks suddenly burn red hot. He stands forcefully out of his chair and uses one of those hoofs to kick harshly at the source of the tentacles. There's a very undignified squawk at the attack before the video feed cuts out and a technical difficulties sign is displayed.

    "... Right," the narrator from before says to break the undeniably awkward silence. "Just give us a moment, volunteers, and we'll get a pre-recorded seminar ready for you instead. In the meantime, let's open up communications with the facility and allow you to discuss with those already on the planet about what they've enjoyed most about their time on Zhautas so far?*

  3. Hopefully, you didn't forget about the quiz! The staff certainly didn't. After the pre-recorded seminar is run, papers are handed out. A quiet shuffle carries through the room as people pass them to and fro down the aisles. It all seems rather arbitrary and tedious but remember! You have to pass in order to disembark.

    It isn't too hard. Or maybe it is. Perhaps it's just the pressure that you only have fifteen minutes to complete it. What was the professor's first name again? How many research facilities are there on the planet? Staff are scrutinizing your every move now, it feels like. Do you take the risk and try to whisper for help to the person next to you? Pass notes? Do what you must to succeed! ...Or you can just shamefully take the quiz again and again and again until they're legally obligated to let you off board.
Welcome to Zhautas! (All Players)

Finally, it's time to disembark at the research facility. This time they have the right coordinates so it's as easy as stepping off the ship and to your new home away from home. Or, at least, it should have been that easy...

There's an awful lot of construction going on around here. Several beings with hard hats, power tools, and ridiculous amounts of glue are rushing about. They're shouting orders and saying "excuse me" where they remember to. Still, it can be hard to get a word in edgewise about the fact that you're new volunteers here to check-in. In addition to the construction, there's also an awful lot of important-seeming people walking throughout the facility as well that staff are far more attentive to than you.

In short, it's borderline chaos as you try to get your bearings.

  1. "Bad news, new volunteers," says R.O.S.I.E. in the midst of all the commotion. "We have your housing assignments but there have been some... technical difficulties in preparing the new rooms." There's actually been a lot of technical difficulties, period. Maybe you've already noticed with the lights randomly changing color or dimness, the vending machine that launched your drink at you, or R.O.S.I.E. herself glitching out periodically when responding. The problem with the rooms is that the doors won't open. Or they won't stay closed. Or that they open and close constantly and forcefully so it's a safety hazard. As if everything else going on with all the construction isn't.

    "We're working on it as fast as we can, but for now, we've set up a temporary sleeping situation until its resolved." Everyone will be directed to one of the larger common rooms in the east wing of the facility while the rest of the volunteers are still awaiting their new housing as promised. Mattresses are laid out in rows on the floor. There's plenty of blankets, pillows, and even some LED lights strung around the room to provide some nice ambience.

    Additionally, there's a screen covering one of the walls for a movie to be projected on before bed. R.O.S.I.E. has chosen a thematically appropriate film that was approved by Professor Quintalian himself. Snacks are provided too! It's an old-fashioned sleepover, volunteers. Make a blanket fort, enjoy what's on for your viewing pleasure, and have - most of all - have fun.

  2. What's a sleepover without scary stories? Flashlights have been provided and it's time to get spooky. Here's your chance to share that real thriller that you know from back home. Maybe another world has a similar tale! Either way, there's nothing like bonding over a little healthy fear. Right?

    Or maybe terrifying strangers isn't your idea of a good time and you'd rather make shadow puppets instead. That's also an option! In fact, some people are trying to start a contest out of it to see who can cast the most creative shadows around.

  3. The night staff comes around for one last security sweep. Get some sleep, they say. It's been a long day. Tomorrow might be even longer if they still can't figure out the rooms or where to put all these new volunteers for the time being.

    As nice as that sounds, it's a little easier said than done. Whether it's the construction noise, the person next to you snoring, or late night existential thoughts it's difficult for sleep to find you. Maybe talking to someone might help? Or maybe you just need to go to the bathroom. Good luck crossing the swath of bodies, in the case of the latter, and who knows! You might find someone else having as much trouble sleeping as you that you can commiserate with.

    Or maybe you're the one snoring. Do you happen to kick in your sleep? How unfortunate for the person assigned to the mat next to you. They might be courteous or they might tell you just how obnoxious it is. Whatever the case might actually be, you're likely in for a long first night here at the research facility.
Network/Bangr (All Players)

During all the goings-on, R.O.S.I.E. will prompt you to set up your presence on the network. Pick a username, a profile picture, and commence to shitposting immediately if you so desire! Additionally, if you want to get a headstart on your contribution to the volunteer program, why not set up your Bangr? R.O.S.I.E. even has an icebreaker question ready for you! They change every month. This month's question is:

Do you like wake-up sex or staying up all night?*
(*Despite what you might actually put, know that R.O.S.I.E. is a little glitchy. What you wrote might not actually be what's displayed! I.E., you can totally use this as a misfire type deal in case your character wouldn't answer this question.)


bangr
Professor Quintalian | 35
Do you like wake-up sex or staying up all night?
Wake-up sex is the best, in my opinion. Hormones are more haywire first thing in the morning; it's just scientific sense to get your bang in during wake-up time.

YES
NO


BANGR CODE
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hotdiggity: theotaku (31)

[personal profile] hotdiggity 2018-07-06 02:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Please don’t leave me here alone.

[He was trusting Cu, a stranger who was now his friend, to keep him safe while he slept. Ren makes a whining sound, low and a little distressed.] Everythng seems slow. You have the prettiest hair.
hotdiggity: <user name=bitemark> (2)

[personal profile] hotdiggity 2018-07-06 02:32 pm (UTC)(link)
I’ve seen you wash your hands.

[It didn’t mean he really paid attention or that he’d get it right but he’d try. Ren goes to the sink and turns the water on. At first it’s too hot and he whines. Then it’s too cold. He fiddles with the knobs for way too long.]
hotdiggity: <user name=bitemark> (8)

[personal profile] hotdiggity 2018-07-06 02:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Do you want me to touch you?

[Where he was from shaking hands wasn’t a popular greeting so he’s immediately unsure. Ren tentatively reaches out and presses a finger to Steve’s palm. He smiles a little, showing sharpened teeth that are oddly fitting with his yellow eyes, blue hair, and pointed ears.] Like that?
wickerman: (you break me down and play insane)

[personal profile] wickerman 2018-07-06 02:41 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll be right here when you wake up, I'm not going anywhere.

[The unexpected compliment made him stop for a moment. He was pretty fond of his hair and how long it was. He used his free hand to pull the length of it over one shoulder. It was long enough to reach below his waist when he was standing.]

You can touch it, if you want. And things'll seem slow if you tired. Just close your eyes and let yourself sleep, kid. If you keep fighting it, it'll get worse.
hotdiggity: <user name=bitemark> (Default)

[personal profile] hotdiggity 2018-07-06 02:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay. Yes, okay.

[Ren blinks a few times and gently lays Cu’s hair over his shoulder and rests it against his cheek. He pets it softly, soothing himself as exhaustion began to win the battle.]

I don’t. Want to miss anyt.. [With a soft grunt, Ren falls asleep.]
inthemiddle: By me (Laughing)

[personal profile] inthemiddle 2018-07-06 03:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh! [he exclaims, rather loudly. Floundering a moment to make a proper introduction, he realizes, well, they're already holding hands.

He laughs awkwardly and goes a rather exaggerated shake of Cyrus' hand in his, after they're both on their feet. His grin is honest, maybe more than it usually would be since he's so tired and unguarded]

Silas, I'm Silas, Druid of the Springtide. A pleasure.
bitter_phoenix: Touhou Icon Heaven (04)

[personal profile] bitter_phoenix 2018-07-06 03:42 pm (UTC)(link)
What, because I can take care of myself and most of these people can't? Yeah, I should have expected that. I'll try to be cooperative. Like you said, it's not like I can actually die so might as well put up with a little discomfort.

[All for the greater good. She did, however, frown some and glance over at Reisen. There was, all the same, kind of an uncomfortable edge there.]

I'm not really in a hurry to cooperate with the other stuff though. I haven't actually done that sort of thing, you know. Hmmmph, wonder how many more thousand year old virgins they've got in this place who actually agreed to it.

[Whether she'd thought of it with a couple of her more recent friends was one thing, but they weren't really here now, were they? And she wasn't pushing to try and get them here either. That would have been really awkward.]
bottombitch: (pic#11445336)

[personal profile] bottombitch 2018-07-06 03:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Are you okay? Haha...

[ You know that touching and unintentionally romantic moment in romcoms where someone draws up close from behind to guide their hands to do something properly? Aoba totally doesn't realize it even when he's practically hugging around his waist from behind as he helps him lather up the soap in his hands, getting between the fingers. ]

Here, don't forget to get under your nails too. [ LOOK AT ALL THAT HAND TOUCHING ]
sharkasm: (blood in the water)

it couldn't possibly be anything else ever

[personal profile] sharkasm 2018-07-06 03:59 pm (UTC)(link)
[Sou-sucky with directions.

Rin finds himself a little on edge somehow, waiting for Sousuke to show. It's easier this way, having him rely on R.O.S.I.E., but... man, it's kind of nerve-wrecking to see a familiar face in a place like this! Even if it's only been a month since Rin got here, this is a little different from just going to Australia.

He all but jumps up when Sousuke arrives, and that initial reaction is still mostly panic - but by the time he's on his feet, it's more like relief.]


Yo, Sousuke!

[Time for an aggressively-friendly handshake? Time for an aggressively-friendly handshake.]
sharkasm: (blablabla)

[personal profile] sharkasm 2018-07-06 04:01 pm (UTC)(link)
[Your peaches are used, you cannot exchange them.]

At this point, I'm really hoping both.

Jeez... I better get an Olympic pool out of this.
sharkasm: (shut up or I'll bite you)

[personal profile] sharkasm 2018-07-06 04:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Digestive... chute...... Okay, that's very illustrative?!?

"If that is what ruins the movie for you, then yeah I'm happy."

Not least because this confirms what Rin already knew: he is absolutely 100% right. About everything. But especially about the romance in this movie.
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[personal profile] episodically 2018-07-06 04:10 pm (UTC)(link)
I prefer to think of it as...an introduction to me. So, you know what to expect when we run into each other. No need to beat around the bush, you just know and then we can get to the good stuff.

( and weren't they all here for the good stuff? jim knows he is. )

I don't mind playing the part of teacher in some situations though.
sharkasm: (jeez)

[personal profile] sharkasm 2018-07-06 04:14 pm (UTC)(link)
[For a vaguely scary dude, Mink sure seems to have his head in the right place.]

I'm 18.

[If Mink is younger, Rin's going to scream. Considering the kind of people that end up here, though? Anything is possible. If Rin has learned anything since coming here, it's that.]

It's not like I was pretending... [The way he's sulking may suggest otherwise. He steps out of the water again, side-eyeing Mink a bit. Nobody just does away with politeness, right? It's not a fear of consequences as such, just society's way of life.]
hotdiggity: <user name=bitemark> (5)

[personal profile] hotdiggity 2018-07-06 04:18 pm (UTC)(link)
[Ren shakes his head. He wasn’t okay. It was too hot and too cold and too frustrating.

He leans back against Aoba with a sigh. If washing his hands got him this every time, he’d wash his hands so much. He giggles, a sound he heard recently and loved, splashing Aoba’s hands.]


This is fun. [Now that he had help.]
sharkasm: (stinks like mackerel)

[personal profile] sharkasm 2018-07-06 04:18 pm (UTC)(link)
HAHHH? What kind of question is that?!

[He's insulted! ... And not even sure what about, exactly, but he sure is insulted all the same.]

I'm a guy! Liking girls is normal.

[In his defense, he doesn't mean that quite as insulting as it comes out.]
wickerman: (call the ships to port)

[personal profile] wickerman 2018-07-06 04:19 pm (UTC)(link)
[Cu smiles faintly as Ren falls asleep.]

Like a little kid...

[He can't remember the last time he let someone do this. It's an oddly nostalgic feeling. He settles into the couch and idly scrolls through things on his bangr as Ren sleeps. This place isn't as bad as he originally thought, not if he could meet someone like this.

He has a feeling this might cause him trouble later, but that's a problem for him to worry about in the future. For now, he has a friend to watch over. It isn't the same as protecting someone in battle, but he takes the duty very seriously all the same.]
episodically: (stbeyond_01577)

[personal profile] episodically 2018-07-06 04:22 pm (UTC)(link)
( jim can't help but smile at spock's admittance that, despite jim's words, he'd spent just now overthinking something as simple as a sentence. he knows it probably got away from spock and erupted into an internal monologue on something bigger, something much, much more important but it amuses jim that it had started on something innocuous. this sort of place was not going to be easy for him but jim has confidence that his desire to help would be beneficial in helping him get closer to the ultimate goal. )

I know you want to help. That's always what you want to do.

( it's hard to find advice that would work here. sex had always felt inherent to him, easy and fun, but spock's different than he is. )

I think you should probably start out slow. Find someone you're attracted to and just talk to them. Build up to it. Because I think if you just jump right into bed with someone, it's not going to go well.
episodically: (stbeyond_06603)

[personal profile] episodically 2018-07-06 04:24 pm (UTC)(link)
You make it sound like I'm just sitting back with my feet up, drinking coffee and filing my nails.

( granted, that was something he'd done a time or two when it had been slow but not always! he wasn't that bad, steve.

still, jim smiles at him, shrugs one shoulder. )


Sulu flies the ship. Doesn't mean I don't go off world when we're off world. I have picked up many a phaser and I've negotiated treaties and truces and been in firefights. I might not fly the ship but that doesn't mean I'm boring.

( perish the thought! )
bibulous: (09)

[personal profile] bibulous 2018-07-06 04:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Brakebills. I've never heard of it.

( strange considering the shared city but magnus knows that the world is full of different realms and now, he's starting to learn that timelines might be a bit screwed up as well. four hundred years old and he's still got a lot to learn. )

So, you're a bit of an old hand now? Have magic just waiting at your fingertips?

( because magnus did and he was just waiting to show off. )
bibulous: (13)

[personal profile] bibulous 2018-07-06 04:38 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm a warlock. Half demon, half human and an immortal being where I'm from. Typically, the only people older than me are other warlocks or Greater Demons and Greater Demons don't tend to show their faces outside of Edom.

( and if they did, then the shadowhunters got involved and while magnus does adore looking at them (one in particular), they tend to make things an even bigger deal than it was. )

So, it is a little surprising. I tend to be the senior figure at almost every party.
bibulous: (O N E)

[personal profile] bibulous 2018-07-06 04:41 pm (UTC)(link)
I think I'd be a fool to say I'm not interested.

( which meant he was. of course, he was, because while he was absolutely delighted with how things had gone here, he would be an idiot to not wonder what poe's mouth was like and his hands and if he knew how to use his dick that well for actual fucking.

if magnus were to ask a magic eight ball, the answer would be: all signs point to yes. )


I don't plan on going anywhere anytime soon. It appears I'll be calling this planet home for awhile.
dazzlingdysfunction: (oh how I'll never be just like them)

[personal profile] dazzlingdysfunction 2018-07-06 04:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Very secret and hush-hush, so it's not entirely surprising.

[Eliot picked out his flask again, giving it a light wiggle.]

Always in reach. Was one of the first things I enchanted, with the help of a truly impressive party animal during one of his big holiday bashes. Basically endless, whatever I pour in is what comes out until I pour something new in it, tasty as the minute it went in the flask.

An absolute life-saver during finals, no one should sit through advanced theoretical mathematics sober.
kisekae: (ascending into naught)

[personal profile] kisekae 2018-07-06 04:53 pm (UTC)(link)
You seemed really anxious. I just wanted to help. -Midare affirmed, giving Reisen's hand a gentle squeeze.-

And it's okay if you are. I'm not the judging sort. I've got a brother back home who gets like this. It's okay.
magpiemythos: (Would this face lie to you)

[personal profile] magpiemythos 2018-07-06 04:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, interesting. Can't say we're from the same world, our demons come around like a bad case of STDs, really rather rude. Nightmare and Mephistopheles especially, they absolutely know how to ruin a good time.

[Loki tilted his head, considering the idea.]

So, who should play the cute young arm candy then? Probably better to sort that out before any good soirees, hm?
dragonwarder: (will raise a sword)

[personal profile] dragonwarder 2018-07-06 04:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Royal.

[Technically, "noble" was enough of a descriptor, but she feels the need to make it clear to this woman that she is a reigning monarch, rather than a mere noblewoman. Not as a contest, but as an attempt to perhaps earn a bit of respect -- or not. You could learn a lot about a person from how they looked at royalty.]

My domain is the Westeros, her Seven Kingdoms, the Free Cities of Essos, and the Khalasars of the Great Grass Sea. Though I imagine those are just words to you.

[Vengerberg was to her. But she would be interested to be proven wrong, given the look of interest in her eyes. Yennefer was one of the few people who looked like she belonged in her lands.]