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Zhautas ([personal profile] zhautasmods) wrote in [community profile] sexyspace2018-06-25 07:10 am
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TEST DRIVE MEME #2

Awakening
Artificial lights assault your eyes. It takes a few blinks for them to adjust properly. Quiet mechanical whirs and clicks sound in the small, sparse space that you had likely been corralled into before being put to sleep for the long journey. As grogginess fades away and lucidity starts to take hold, you begin to remember where you are and why you’re here on this spaceship thousands of light years away from home and perhaps everything and everyone you’ve ever known.

The multiverse is sick. It’s dying. And it’s up to you to save it. Or, at least, that’s what the Zenith Corporation had told you when they announced their search for a cure across the multiverse. They hand-picked individuals to be "volunteers" for the next stage of experimentation. Maybe they made it sound dire, maybe you already had your mind set to help, or maybe the specifics of how you could help was vague. Considering the alternative was wasting away on your home planet with no promise of when this cure might actually come to fruition, it ultimately wasn’t much of a choice either way.

Everything comes to life the more awake that you start to feel. "Good morning, volunteer," sounds a synthetic, feminine voice in your ear. That must be one of the fancy features they advertised about the chip that was injected just beneath your skin. A projected HUD above your torso displays and scrolls through several readings about the state of your being. "A scan of your vital signs show that everything is functioning as normal." There’s a small pause. "Wait-" The spike of alarm that should follow that single, distressed-sounding word is accompanied by a light chime. "Emotional responses are still accurate, too. Thank you for your cooperation!" Without any further explanation or allowing for protest, she continues on. "I hope you enjoyed your nap! We’ll be descending to planet #05031941 - common name designated as Zhautas - in approximately three hours. There will be a brief orientation for all volunteers exactly one hour before landing. Due to potential unnatural stress levels upon awakening from stasis, I suggest a relaxing trip to the garden beforehand."

If you have any questions, please don’t hesitate to ask.
My name is R.O.S.I.E. and, on behalf of all of us at the Zenith Corporation, we’re happy to have you aboard.
Code Credit

Say Aloe (Prospective Players Only)


Red lights lead the way to the gym, green will be your path to the gardens, ostignuh is- Wait, what do you mean the color ostignuh is burning your eyes? Huh. They must have over-corrected for your species. Oh, well. They’ll fix that for the next trip. For now, don’t worry about it. It probably didn’t lead to anything important anyway!

  1. The staff is much more attentive this time than they were with the first wave of volunteers. Poor feedback and the threat of losing their jobs if they don't improve their standing will do that! Unfortunately, it isn't just the colors that have been over-corrected. Despite how many times you tell the very helpful staff member that you're fine, they won't leave you alone. Are you sure? They can walk with you if you'd like. They can even hold your hand if you're overwhelmed! If there's anything you need, they're here for you.

    Maybe if you find a buddy to walk you to your destination they might divert their attention to a different volunteer. The buddy system is pretty fool-proof, after all.

  2. As you draw closer to the gardens, the lights in the hallway begin to dim. In fact, the only available source of illumination for a small distance is the thin green line across the floor guiding your way. Careful not to trip! There's handy railing to hold onto or maybe you accidentally grab the arm of that (hopefully) cute person nearby. It's kind of hard to tell and green isn't really a flattering color anyway.

    Suddenly, you're stepping into a wide open space of twilight. Iridescent flowers dot the landscape for as far as the eye can see. They come in all different shapes, sizes, and glow softly in this simulated night-scape. Trees of shining magenta leaves and blue bark wind up to the stars. Or, at least, the viewing panels that allow the stars to be seen from inside the ship. Not to worry, it's entirely safe and beautiful!

    The featured flower of this month is the Nykt Blossom. Be warned, however, that inhaling its pollen causes increased levels of oxytocin. This will cause you to feel compelled to bond socially with others. That is, you might find yourself a lot more friendly than usual! Maybe a little too friendly, even, if you're especially susceptible to its effects.

  3. It's very easy to miss the warning signs in this dark as you step into the section of the garden that houses the more alien plant-life.

    They'll fix that for the future, of course, but for now many volunteers are likely finding themselves subject to the same unfortunate circumstances. Coitendrils are in abundance here; they're a pretty touchy feely species. It's a plant that thrives in warm conditions and grows at an incredibly fast rate to seek out these cozy spots. As it turns out, your body warmth is the highest temperature around and exactly what it's looking for.

    Before you know it, long green tendrils are suddenly growing around your arms or legs in speedy spirals. They get everywhere in a matter of mere seconds. Their growth is aggressive, finding ways beneath the fabric of whatever clothes you happen to be wearing and to the skin below. The only way to reverse their growing hold is to cool yourself off and fast. Maybe someone can grab you some ice?
Orientation (Prospective Players Only)

Around an hour before landing, an announcement is made to everyone aboard the ship. It’s time to find your way to the amphitheater for orientation. If anyone gripes, they are reminded that it has mandatory safety information that the Zenith Corporation is legally required to cover. In fact, there's even a quiz at the end to make sure you understand all the technical ins and outs! The Zenith Corporation only has your best interests at heart. They also can’t afford another lawsuit or PR nightmare but who can, really? It’s only a half an hour long and R.O.S.I.E. reassures everyone that it will go by faster than they think.
  1. Are you way too cool for school? If you try to play hookey, the crew members of the spaceship are already on guard. You're not the first one to try this and they doubt you'll be the last. Try as you might to super sleuth your way around, there’ll be someone at apparently every single turn and twist you try.

    It’s also very likely that in scrambling to find a place to hide you’ll run into someone else breaking the rules! Perhaps great minds think alike and you decide to try to defy the system together. Or maybe they’re totally just getting in your way and you decide instead to throw them to the wolves to give yourself a better chance at escaping certain boredom that is an informational seminar. The choice is yours, volunteer!

  2. Whether you come to the orientation willingly or are dragged in by one of the staff, you’ll quickly realize just how bad R.O.S.I.E. lied. A half an hour feels almost like ten hours instead. The last time you checked your watch, it was somehow later than when you check it now. Is time going backward? It sure seems like it the longer you listen to the monotone voice read over colored flavor text clearly meant to engage but missing its mark stupendously. Even the motivation of a quiz at the end that needs to be passed in order to disembark seems to do little to nothing for your dwindling attention span.

    Finally, there’s a break in the bureaucratic monotony. The faceless, droning voice introduces one of the staff currently on Zhautas, Jeneviere. He's assistant to the head scientist, Professor Quintalian, and freshly assigned overseer of new volunteers. He also looks like he absolutely doesn't want to be the one doing this seminar.

    "Come now, Jenny," says a masculine voice off screen. "You promised."
    "I know what I said," he snaps, glaring off camera and not seeming to care much for the fact this is a live feed nor that these new volunteers are expecting something a bit more professional.
    "Then what's the problem?" the voice asks again. As it does, a tentacle wiggles into view and gives a reassuring pat on the deerman's shoulder. "I know for a fact that you like being filmed, Jenny, so really this shouldn't be so daunting-"

    As he speaks, Jeneviere's cheeks suddenly burn red hot. He stands forcefully out of his chair and uses one of those hoofs to kick harshly at the source of the tentacles. There's a very undignified squawk at the attack before the video feed cuts out and a technical difficulties sign is displayed.

    "... Right," the narrator from before says to break the undeniably awkward silence. "Just give us a moment, volunteers, and we'll get a pre-recorded seminar ready for you instead. In the meantime, let's open up communications with the facility and allow you to discuss with those already on the planet about what they've enjoyed most about their time on Zhautas so far?*

  3. Hopefully, you didn't forget about the quiz! The staff certainly didn't. After the pre-recorded seminar is run, papers are handed out. A quiet shuffle carries through the room as people pass them to and fro down the aisles. It all seems rather arbitrary and tedious but remember! You have to pass in order to disembark.

    It isn't too hard. Or maybe it is. Perhaps it's just the pressure that you only have fifteen minutes to complete it. What was the professor's first name again? How many research facilities are there on the planet? Staff are scrutinizing your every move now, it feels like. Do you take the risk and try to whisper for help to the person next to you? Pass notes? Do what you must to succeed! ...Or you can just shamefully take the quiz again and again and again until they're legally obligated to let you off board.
Welcome to Zhautas! (All Players)

Finally, it's time to disembark at the research facility. This time they have the right coordinates so it's as easy as stepping off the ship and to your new home away from home. Or, at least, it should have been that easy...

There's an awful lot of construction going on around here. Several beings with hard hats, power tools, and ridiculous amounts of glue are rushing about. They're shouting orders and saying "excuse me" where they remember to. Still, it can be hard to get a word in edgewise about the fact that you're new volunteers here to check-in. In addition to the construction, there's also an awful lot of important-seeming people walking throughout the facility as well that staff are far more attentive to than you.

In short, it's borderline chaos as you try to get your bearings.

  1. "Bad news, new volunteers," says R.O.S.I.E. in the midst of all the commotion. "We have your housing assignments but there have been some... technical difficulties in preparing the new rooms." There's actually been a lot of technical difficulties, period. Maybe you've already noticed with the lights randomly changing color or dimness, the vending machine that launched your drink at you, or R.O.S.I.E. herself glitching out periodically when responding. The problem with the rooms is that the doors won't open. Or they won't stay closed. Or that they open and close constantly and forcefully so it's a safety hazard. As if everything else going on with all the construction isn't.

    "We're working on it as fast as we can, but for now, we've set up a temporary sleeping situation until its resolved." Everyone will be directed to one of the larger common rooms in the east wing of the facility while the rest of the volunteers are still awaiting their new housing as promised. Mattresses are laid out in rows on the floor. There's plenty of blankets, pillows, and even some LED lights strung around the room to provide some nice ambience.

    Additionally, there's a screen covering one of the walls for a movie to be projected on before bed. R.O.S.I.E. has chosen a thematically appropriate film that was approved by Professor Quintalian himself. Snacks are provided too! It's an old-fashioned sleepover, volunteers. Make a blanket fort, enjoy what's on for your viewing pleasure, and have - most of all - have fun.

  2. What's a sleepover without scary stories? Flashlights have been provided and it's time to get spooky. Here's your chance to share that real thriller that you know from back home. Maybe another world has a similar tale! Either way, there's nothing like bonding over a little healthy fear. Right?

    Or maybe terrifying strangers isn't your idea of a good time and you'd rather make shadow puppets instead. That's also an option! In fact, some people are trying to start a contest out of it to see who can cast the most creative shadows around.

  3. The night staff comes around for one last security sweep. Get some sleep, they say. It's been a long day. Tomorrow might be even longer if they still can't figure out the rooms or where to put all these new volunteers for the time being.

    As nice as that sounds, it's a little easier said than done. Whether it's the construction noise, the person next to you snoring, or late night existential thoughts it's difficult for sleep to find you. Maybe talking to someone might help? Or maybe you just need to go to the bathroom. Good luck crossing the swath of bodies, in the case of the latter, and who knows! You might find someone else having as much trouble sleeping as you that you can commiserate with.

    Or maybe you're the one snoring. Do you happen to kick in your sleep? How unfortunate for the person assigned to the mat next to you. They might be courteous or they might tell you just how obnoxious it is. Whatever the case might actually be, you're likely in for a long first night here at the research facility.
Network/Bangr (All Players)

During all the goings-on, R.O.S.I.E. will prompt you to set up your presence on the network. Pick a username, a profile picture, and commence to shitposting immediately if you so desire! Additionally, if you want to get a headstart on your contribution to the volunteer program, why not set up your Bangr? R.O.S.I.E. even has an icebreaker question ready for you! They change every month. This month's question is:

Do you like wake-up sex or staying up all night?*
(*Despite what you might actually put, know that R.O.S.I.E. is a little glitchy. What you wrote might not actually be what's displayed! I.E., you can totally use this as a misfire type deal in case your character wouldn't answer this question.)


bangr
Professor Quintalian | 35
Do you like wake-up sex or staying up all night?
Wake-up sex is the best, in my opinion. Hormones are more haywire first thing in the morning; it's just scientific sense to get your bang in during wake-up time.

YES
NO


BANGR CODE
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bottombitch: (pic#11445330)

[personal profile] bottombitch 2018-06-27 10:48 am (UTC)(link)
[ SURPRISE, now if only that were the extent of surprises today for Mink. One could say 'poor Mink' but... is he so deserving of sympathy on his path to redemption? ]

i guess so
you always seemed to have your own agenda is what i'm saying

not long at all, just about two and a half weeks ago
um
they don't really seem ready to take on volunteers
yet they keep doing it anyway
it's already bad enough we're sharing a single bed with our roommates
but now we've got people camping in the common areas
bottombitch: (pic#11445327)

[personal profile] bottombitch 2018-06-27 11:12 am (UTC)(link)
[ UMMMM...
Aoba's not sure what to make of the fact that he picks up on these other things and yet the tentacles get a pass. He's not going to press him about it. ]


What? No!

[ He has no idea what a 'bizwhack' is, but he just blurted out that denial on instinct, because whatever it is, it sounds dirty... especially in this kind of situation, where he's being quasi-embraced with such a great emotional distance that it's frankly unsettling. And yet he has no intention of pulling away, instead he just tips up his chin and insists that he only mentioned it to warn a newcomer! Really! ]

I almost got dragged into a weird experiment, so be careful!
episodically: (2558066)

:D i laughed at my own damn writing, it's a miracle

[personal profile] episodically 2018-06-27 11:40 am (UTC)(link)
I am very good at being me.

[ he was unique in ways that no one else was and really, most of the time he liked himself. the times he didn't were rare and kept behind closed doors. ]

Absorb...someone's energy?

[ he says it slowly, like he's trying to understand how that works. what he's picturing is just her making someone tired which doesn't necessarily sound bad albeit inconvenient. ]

And what happens to the other person?
episodically: (2558066 (3))

[personal profile] episodically 2018-06-27 11:42 am (UTC)(link)
...little bit of both, really.

[ the federation was one of those multifaceted organizations that had their hands in everything. ]

Trade, exploration, interaction, aggression when it's needed. It's a bit of a jack of all trades. Does a lot of things that need to be done.
episodically: (2558066 (10))

[personal profile] episodically 2018-06-27 11:44 am (UTC)(link)
That just means they're not from Earth which makes this place even better.

[ don't get him wrong, he loved earth. adored it most times but being on a planet that he's never seen and never heard of excites him. ]

Why wouldn't I be responding unusually well? I'm excited to get started. I've done a lot in my life but I've never been asked to do something like this.
episodically: (2558066)

[personal profile] episodically 2018-06-27 11:50 am (UTC)(link)
[ you probably weren't the first person to think that. wouldn't be the last either. ]

You'd be amazed at what I can do when properly motivated.

If that's a challenge, then I accept.
episodically: (2558066)

[personal profile] episodically 2018-06-27 11:52 am (UTC)(link)
A topic to begin?

Well, now I've had to make an effort.


[ it was really no effort at all. ]

If we stick to the general idea of this place, do you enjoy being on top or being on the bottom? And why? I'll gladly play devil's advocate.
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[personal profile] womanofvalue 2018-06-27 12:04 pm (UTC)(link)
[She's rather pleased that he's going with it, even if he can't see the approval (though minute, of course, you can never let on too much). She's even getting used to how bloody forward this place requires you to be.]

I know most men don't like it, but I far prefer being on the top.

[And giving the orders, but she doesn't mention that part.]

I've found a few men willing to adapt, but I can assure you, most men when propositioning me never have that in mind. Not the ones in New York, at least.
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[personal profile] bibulous 2018-06-27 12:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh?

[ consider him intrigued. consider yourself prompted, matthew. ]

Is that your very adorable way of offering to teach me? I don't know, I think I'd have to see some credentials before I can consider hiring you upon. I have a very discerning nature.
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[personal profile] bibulous 2018-06-27 12:10 pm (UTC)(link)
I could.

[ it would take some energy depending on how well equipped he wanted it to be but it was definitely doable. he'd created additional rooms in his loft and even moved it from one building to another and he'd been fine. ]

But, I don't know if I will.

[ he was fickle like that. ]
laqueata: (Default)

[personal profile] laqueata 2018-06-27 12:16 pm (UTC)(link)
I like to dance.

[ It's not the only thing! But it's her favorite thing. ]

But I didn't ask what you are good at - I'm good at a lot of things I don't actually like doing. Or do you like solving puzzles?
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[personal profile] bibulous 2018-06-27 12:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Honestly, I find that fascinating. I've only ever had cats as pets because they're far too independent to let me do anything but heap them with love and provide them food.

Sometimes, they kill bugs that get into my loft but they would maul me if I tried to ride them. Of course, it sounds like I'm a great deal larger than you. I can see why they would protest about me trying that.
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[personal profile] laqueata 2018-06-27 12:26 pm (UTC)(link)
d'you want a medal for having more experience than me, or something?

what's the point of this? insulting my upbringing and my family for... why, exactly?
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[personal profile] tailsections 2018-06-27 12:32 pm (UTC)(link)
[ well, that's something he'd never seen before. if he hadn't already convinced himself this place was real, curtis might have been pinching himself, trying to figure out if this was a hallucination or a dream.

but no, he's wide awake and she's so small. ]


Is that -- magic?

[ another unfamiliar thing to curtis. magic on the train had been a day where the front sectioners didn't kill anyone. magic here was a tiny person with wings who could change her shape. ]

I've never seen anything like that before.

[personal profile] maidenofexcuses 2018-06-27 01:01 pm (UTC)(link)
The people in charge are as shameless as Five is. I'll admit, I was not quite aware of the nature of the help they expected from us. I won't comprise my body, I'm quite sure they have enough people here for that.
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[personal profile] gaijinsleeve 2018-06-27 01:03 pm (UTC)(link)
What, like an STD? No thanks.

Didn't think you were being serious with the pixie thing. I'm just helping you get settled in the real world.
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[personal profile] episodically 2018-06-27 01:07 pm (UTC)(link)
[ jim likes forward people. he likes anyone who's just going to take what they want and fuck anyone else who might be around to witness it. so, when finch slides onto his lap, jim leans back and adjusts his legs to make the seat a little more comfortable for the both of them.

he waits while finch touches him, trying not to shiver, and definitely trying to resist the urge to taste those fingers that were currently working their way across his lips.

good thing he'd used gloss a little earlier. ]


Jim Kirk.

[ his lips pull into a smile underneath those fingers. ]

The pleasure's all yours.
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[personal profile] supersmashed 2018-06-27 01:36 pm (UTC)(link)
your earth
deja who now?
episodically: (2558066 (2))

[personal profile] episodically 2018-06-27 01:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Most men don't like it?

[ okay, give him a second, he was still willing to play devil's advocate but she'd obviously been dealing with the wrong men if they didn't like it. ]

Right, sorry. We're arguing.

[ but still, he had thoughts on that. ]

And what makes you prefer being on top? Like to be in control? You know, letting someone else take the reins can be a pleasurable experience especially if they know what they're doing.

It just sounds like you're not finding the right man to be the one in charge. Tsk.
laqueata: (pic#)

[personal profile] laqueata 2018-06-27 01:53 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm pretty small. But I can also shift into a Human form, and I couldn't ride a cat like that either

how many cats do you have?
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[personal profile] laqueata 2018-06-27 02:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Yup, it's magic!

[ And to prove it, she sits again, a little further away, and closes her eyes, focusing on herself as she draws in her magic. She feels herself shift, but she doesn't open her eyes until she's done, now 5', without wings, just her greenish skin still making her look vaguely different from any girl. ]

Here you go. Magic. I can also make plants grow, and oh! I can change my hair color whenever I want, to whatever I want.

[ NEAT, isn't it? ]
supersmashed: (12394021)

[personal profile] supersmashed 2018-06-27 02:05 pm (UTC)(link)
[ It's like a pet name with scorn instead of affection. OK, maybe some amount of affection. He's an all right king. ]

revengers reunion, is it?

[ Not a problem, really. While she's still getting used to the idea of being part of a team again, it isn't terrible to know she's got allies in a pinch. Foreign planet and all. She's thankful for the intel. ]

honestly i'd like to see you try.

[ Ruling her or competing with her? Or the third possibility, which is they're talking about having sex. A combination of all three. Don't get familiar, she remembers telling him. What a difference coming home makes. ]
laqueata: (GJsXxFF)

[personal profile] laqueata 2018-06-27 02:16 pm (UTC)(link)
you're not helping, you're just being insulting and mean, for no reason whatsoever

i'd rather learn about the world on my own terms, and without being mocked for everything i do or say, and i don't recall asking for your help
relieable: is not the end of the world (being compared to a muppet)

[personal profile] relieable 2018-06-27 02:17 pm (UTC)(link)
[yeah, this place definitely isn't rainbows and butterflies. even Osomatsu knows this. but he's not going to turn back, yet. he'll stick things out a little while longer. for now, he closes his eyes, trying to get comfortable]

We will. An' if we can't, then you an' I'll just go home.
supersmashed: (12393788)

[personal profile] supersmashed 2018-06-27 02:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Don't mind her, she's just come from a place where everyone's out for themselves, so she's still unlearning those old instincts. Someone doing her a favor seemingly just out of the goodness of their hearts - it's definitely strange. ]

Right. Because the lucky veterans are planetside already.

[ It's coming back to her in bits and pieces. ]

Sorry your universe sucks, then.

[ That's why they're here, right? ]