Snide assholes rub me the wrong way. You wanna be an asshole? Be an asshole. Own it. Don't be a smug little prick about it.

[That's why she lashed out half the time. It was some asshole who decided to metaphorically wave his dick around in tandem with being an asshole that just got her hackles up.]

So you're here to save the world, huh? One fuck at a time? Good for you. What team do you bat for?