[ That's the same reason he calls her Valkyrie! Affectionately mocking, but mostly affection. Also because he doesn't know her real name. He should probably ask that some time. ]
Alright. Then, as King of Asgard, Odinson, and protector of the Nine Realms, all of which are in danger of being destroyed by a world-ending disease curable only by some brain chemical I've forgotten the name of—
I command you, Valkyrie, as a loyal subject of the crown, to the task of having as much ridiculous, kinky sex as you can manage with the most attractive people you can find, all for the sake of saving our home. And also, because I enjoy thinking about it.
How's that for a start?
[ Is this familiar?? Thor talks to all his favorite people this way. He shouldn't pick favorites but, you know, he's not a very good king. He'd rather be a Revenger than king any day, honestly. If only Banner were here.
Wait, nope. That image of a giant green cock is back in Thor's head. Never mind. Banner can stay on Earth. He'd kill more people than he'd save. The Revengers will have to manage without him somehow. ]
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Alright. Then, as King of Asgard, Odinson, and protector of the Nine Realms, all of which are in danger of being destroyed by a world-ending disease curable only by some brain chemical I've forgotten the name of—
I command you, Valkyrie, as a loyal subject of the crown, to the task of having as much ridiculous, kinky sex as you can manage with the most attractive people you can find, all for the sake of saving our home. And also, because I enjoy thinking about it.
How's that for a start?
[ Is this familiar?? Thor talks to all his favorite people this way. He shouldn't pick favorites but, you know, he's not a very good king. He'd rather be a Revenger than king any day, honestly. If only Banner were here.
Wait, nope. That image of a giant green cock is back in Thor's head. Never mind. Banner can stay on Earth. He'd kill more people than he'd save. The Revengers will have to manage without him somehow. ]