This sounds like a setup for some kind of really fucking terrible porno.

[Yeah, Chuuya has no problem with getting his bang on when it’s done on his terms. This whole fuck or die thing is just bizarre and annoying all at once. Couple that with the rationed booze and Chuuya is ready to go the fuck home already.]

I guess we have to, right? It’s probably easier for people that aren’t virgins.

[Like himself, obviously. Chuuya is an expert at sex. A sexpert. Totally.]

Did you try it yet?