[Went to college. Met a girl. Fell in love. Got dumped. Started a law firm. Punched some bad guys. Tried to save New York. Reunited with ex. Died so that others may live, like some kind of biblical hero. Lost the ex again.

Actually she looked a lot like you.]

Y-yeah, uhm... I... represented people. When they broke our laws. Or tried to help people get fair compensation from other people with more power and money trying to screw them over.