Why am I not at all surprised that you use a sword.

[ Could it be the anime shades? It's probably the anime shades. Either way, Jack's free hand slides under his coat and stupid anime twintail shirt and comes back with what looks an awful lot like a prison shank - he didn't bring a weapon here, after all, because he needs these people to trust him and trustworthy people don't bring shotguns to sexy planet-wide parties, so he had to make one. God knows where he got the chunk of metal from, probably from a stolen appliance from someone else's room. ]

I've seen what you can do. You don't even need a weapon to wreck somebody's shit, do you? [ It's the closest he's gotten to a compliment all night, taking another pull off the bottle. ] C'mon, we'll just take out a couple. Just for funsies.

[ Somehow?? Jack is all Jack is worried about here tbh, Dirk can tread water. ]