[ magnus laughs at the words sex wizard coming from matthew's lips. he tries to imagine it coming from someone like ragnor and nearly has a stroke.

that old man would sooner rip out of his own horns. ]

Is that your specialty? Sex magic?

[ an interesting thing to focus on, magnus thinks. that's not to say he hasn't used his own magic for sex (or been hired by all manners for people just for those skills) but he wouldn't say it's his forte.

besides, sex on its own was so much fun anyway. ]

Now that I think about it, you should absolutely wear a pointed black hat and help people find themselves through the power of masturbation.

[ because it would be hilarious and well worth everyone's time. ]