You can do things with the canned stuff to make it a little more palatable. I can show you sometime, if you like.

[ Luckily, Erik is a man on the tall side of things and is able to reach the shelves that she can't without too much difficulty. And that is where he finds some tumblers that are rather dusty and shaped a little too much like beakers for his taste. But there doesn't seem to be any other option, so he goes to the sink to rinse them out. ]

Less like heathens, more like desperate biology students.

[ He sets the glasses on the counter in front of her so she can pour. ]

So what brings you here? [ He's genuinely curious. She seems a bit proper for how sordid the affair is, as far as he can tell. ]