BECAUSE! CONCUPISCENT QUADRANTS ARE MUCH MORE THAN THE BASIC URGE TO PAIL, SHITHEAD!

[ Whatever the alien means by pail, it's pretty obvious he's riled up, given the way his gray skin has darkened. He drags his fingers down his face, noisily taking a deep breath. ]

HUUUUFFFFFF-

...OK. Obviously you haven't been brought up to speed on anything even remotely resembling decent romantic theory. Fortunately, I happen to be exceedingly well-read on the subject.