awww i'm touched.[ How much sarcasm was too much sarcasm? Trick question. ]
i bet you're popular around here with that trick.
[ There are definitely more useless feats. Like not drowning in a bathtub... Easier said than done for some. But, that's not a story she's all the interested in telling to a basically complete stranger. She keeps walking, needing to pay attention to where she was going rather than texting and possibly running head first into a wall. She'd barely been here two days, no need to fully embarrass herself in front of people she doesn't know.
When she spots him, she goes out on a limb, her 5'3" frame settling in next to him without a formal hello or questioning to make sure this was actually Arthur. The fear of embarrassing herself in front of people she didn't know had gone out the window a long time ago. ]
You only sounded a little like a pretentious asshole or a bad hallmark card.
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i bet you're popular around here with that trick.
[ There are definitely more useless feats. Like not drowning in a bathtub... Easier said than done for some. But, that's not a story she's all the interested in telling to a basically complete stranger. She keeps walking, needing to pay attention to where she was going rather than texting and possibly running head first into a wall. She'd barely been here two days, no need to fully embarrass herself in front of people she doesn't know.
When she spots him, she goes out on a limb, her 5'3" frame settling in next to him without a formal hello or questioning to make sure this was actually Arthur. The fear of embarrassing herself in front of people she didn't know had gone out the window a long time ago. ]
You only sounded a little like a pretentious asshole or a bad hallmark card.
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