"That's the rankest of hoofbeastshit plot twists I've ever heard! If I had even ONE inclination to believe that was the director's intent for this movie, I'd climb back on that ship, find them, and choke them to death with veritable red miles of vitriol-soaked digestive chute!"

That's disgusting.

"FUCK that! You've ruined the movie for me, I hope you're happy, asshole!"