You're breaking my heart here. I'm telling you all about my dream job of bossing people around and having them at my beck and call --

( someone -- probably uhura -- would have kicked him several times, in the most sensitive of areas, if she'd heard him say she was at anyone's beck and call. )

Are you a pilot or something? Is that why you're being so insistent on me driving? Sulu would be offended if I tried to take his job away from him. He's good at it.

( that and fencing. and other things, of course. )