[ This is the worst thing that's ever happened to him, ever.
Meaning Jack collapses stupidly onto the space where Bro was .2 seconds ago, probably waking up half the room and pissing off all the staff in the process. He also lands with his face about a solid quarter of an inch from Cal's, and now the doll is laughing, and it's just? Awful? All of this is awful? When the first staff member marches over to ask, in nicer terms, what the hell is going on, Jack sits up sharply. ]
I fell.
[ It's really, really obvious that he didn't, but it's a decent enough excuse, and the staff leaves him alone soon enough. With Bro.
And Cal. ]
How the actual hell did you do that, again?
[ No, he's not turning to face Bro to ask that like a grown-ass adult would. He's too busy sulking. He's also not stupid enough to make another blind lunge at somebody who's obviously got some kind of weird Siren-y shit going on, so if he still feels like attempted murder later, he can try it when there aren't so many pairs of eyes on them. ]
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Meaning Jack collapses stupidly onto the space where Bro was .2 seconds ago, probably waking up half the room and pissing off all the staff in the process. He also lands with his face about a solid quarter of an inch from Cal's, and now the doll is laughing, and it's just? Awful? All of this is awful? When the first staff member marches over to ask, in nicer terms, what the hell is going on, Jack sits up sharply. ]
I fell.
[ It's really, really obvious that he didn't, but it's a decent enough excuse, and the staff leaves him alone soon enough. With Bro.
And Cal. ]
How the actual hell did you do that, again?
[ No, he's not turning to face Bro to ask that like a grown-ass adult would. He's too busy sulking. He's also not stupid enough to make another blind lunge at somebody who's obviously got some kind of weird Siren-y shit going on, so if he still feels like attempted murder later, he can try it when there aren't so many pairs of eyes on them. ]