OK. PROMPTO. MINE IS KARKAT AND, TO BE *ABUNDANTLY* CLEAR, *NOT* HUMAN. OR WHATEVER THE HELL YOU ARE? I CAN GUARANTEE YOU THAT THIS AND ANY FUTURE GRAY ERUPTIONS LAYING DOWN VERITABLE SUICIDE DROPS OF TEXT HERE ARE DEFINITELY WORDS TO ME, NOOKWIPE. THEY'LL BLAST FROM MY SHOUT BLISTER LIKE SEDIMENTARY MISSILES LAUNCHED FROM THE FIERY ORIFICE OF A FURIOUS EARTH VOLCANO. YOUR FORMERLY PRISTINE COMMUNICATION LAWNSCAPE WILL BE BLIGHTED FOREVERMORE, PEPPERED WITH ALTERNIAN TERMINOLOGY YOU'LL STUB YOUR FIGURATIVE STRUT PODS ON, FOR THE REST OF YOUR MISERABLE EXISTENCE. THIS IS MY GIFT TO YOU, *SPECIFICALLY*. YOU'RE FUCKING WELCOME.
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MINE IS KARKAT AND, TO BE *ABUNDANTLY* CLEAR, *NOT* HUMAN.
OR WHATEVER THE HELL YOU ARE?
I CAN GUARANTEE YOU THAT THIS AND ANY FUTURE GRAY ERUPTIONS LAYING DOWN VERITABLE SUICIDE DROPS OF TEXT HERE ARE DEFINITELY WORDS TO ME, NOOKWIPE.
THEY'LL BLAST FROM MY SHOUT BLISTER LIKE SEDIMENTARY MISSILES LAUNCHED FROM THE FIERY ORIFICE OF A FURIOUS EARTH VOLCANO.
YOUR FORMERLY PRISTINE COMMUNICATION LAWNSCAPE WILL BE BLIGHTED FOREVERMORE, PEPPERED WITH ALTERNIAN TERMINOLOGY YOU'LL STUB YOUR FIGURATIVE STRUT PODS ON, FOR THE REST OF YOUR MISERABLE EXISTENCE.
THIS IS MY GIFT TO YOU, *SPECIFICALLY*.
YOU'RE FUCKING WELCOME.