So, no holes to cover up or anything? Sounds like my kind of instrument, then. Whatever I can do without using my hands too much would be perfect. [he bites his tongue, purses his lips as hard as he can manage to avoid making an inappropriate comment. it's relevant, considering their location, but he likes to believe he has more tact.]

I'll bet you can play the guitar really well, though, or else you wouldn't have brought it along.