"I kind of figured," laughs Barry, waving a hand at Derek as if to say, Duh. Some people take time to grow into their bodies, it's true, but Derek has the look of a man who's been athletic for a long time. Must be that werewolf DNA.

"But I don't think you would've been one of those people holding my head in the toilet in Junior High," Barry continues. "You're much too nice."