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Zhautas ([personal profile] zhautasmods) wrote in [community profile] sexyspace2019-01-24 08:00 pm
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TEST DRIVE MEME #8

Awakening
Artificial lights assault your eyes. It takes a few blinks for them to adjust properly. Quiet mechanical whirs and clicks sound in the small, sparse space that you had likely been corralled into before being put to sleep for the long journey. As grogginess fades away and lucidity starts to take hold, you begin to remember where you are and why you’re here on this spaceship thousands of lightyears away from home and perhaps everything and everyone you’ve ever known.

The multiverse is sick. It’s dying. And it’s up to you to save it. Or, at least, that’s what the Zenith Corporation had told you when they announced their search for a cure across the multiverse. They hand-picked individuals to be "volunteers" for the next stage of experimentation. Maybe they made it sound dire, maybe you already had your mind set on helping, or maybe the exact specifications of how you could help were vague. Considering the alternative was wasting away on your home planet with no promise of when this cure might actually come to fruition, it ultimately wasn’t much of a choice either way.

Everything comes to life the more awake that you start to feel. "Good morning, volunteer," sounds a synthetic, masculine voice in your ear. That must be one of the fancy features they advertised about the chip that was injected just beneath your skin. "About time you woke up." A projected HUD above your torso displays and scrolls through several readings about the state of your being. "A scan of your vital signs show that everything is functioning as normal." There’s a small pause. "Oh, actually- Nevermind, that's probably fine." The sense of dread that follows that misleading phrase is accompanied by a light chime. "Emotional responses are still accurate, too. Good to know." Without any further explanation or allowing for protest, he continues on. "Hopefully, you aren't too sore after sleeping that long. We’ll be descending to planet #05031941 - common name designated as Zhautas - in approximately three hours. There will be a brief orientation for all volunteers shortly after landing. In order to stimulate what little brain activity you have, I suggest visiting the museum for a relaxing bit of artistic appreciation."

If you have any questions, make sure they're worth my time. My name is R.Y.U.O. and on behalf of all of us at the Zenith Corporation, we’re glad to have you aboard.
Artistic Endeavours
There's a whole array of colored lines for volunteers to follow these days. Red lights lead the way to the gym, green is where you'll find the garden, blue will be your path to the pool, orange is where the food court is, aqua is how you find the aquarium, grey will lead you to spa, moss green leads the way to the obstacle course, and now added on is hot pink for the museum. That might seem like a strange color for it... but it'll make sense soon enough!

As always, the color o҉s҉t҉i҉g҉n҉u҉h҉ is- Wait, what do you mean the color o҉s҉t҉i҉g҉n҉u҉h҉ is so bright it's searing your eyes? Huh. That's weird. Maybe the replacement light they made was the wrong kind. Oh, well. They’ll fix that for the next trip. For now, don’t worry about it. It probably didn’t lead to anything important anyway!

  1. While the staff are helpful, many of them seem to be defeated. There's an unmistakable melancholy in the air. If anyone tries to ask, they reassure volunteers that everything is fine. Still, the moment that anything goes wrong or they can't exactly answer a question it's clear that they grow even more self-conscious. Just what's going on around here?

    They won't say. Maybe one or two might eventually let it slip that the Zenith Corporation isn't especially happy lately with a wanted criminal still at large on Zhautas that seems to be terrorizing Zenith at every turn. Her name is Hoshiko and she's a pirate that is capable of escaping every attempt Zenith has made so far to apprehend her. Recently, she caused quite a bit of destruction and caused Zenith to lose their good standing in some parts of Zhautas. Still, try not to worry about it too much. Oh, and, don't tell their boss that they let you know this. They technically weren't supposed to.


  2. As you draw closer to museum, some soothing music begins to play through the halls. It's supposed to get volunteers really in the mood for the museum, if you know what they mean. That's because it isn't your typical museum, of course. If you were one of the few that didn't really know the details of why you were coming here in the first place, you'll definitely know now when it's all out on display.

    "Do make sure not to inappropriately touch anything," says R.Y.U.O. flatly. Metal flooring changes to marble beneath your feet upon stepping into a large museum. The emphasis of these exhibits is sex. That is obvious in the statues and diagrams of alien creatures and their mating rituals. There are also flower bouquets that look oddly phallic (or are made out of condoms). That's one way to get creative! Additionally, there are paintings of nature from Nevrione that look like genitalia both human and not and is meant to be symbolic of sex being intrinsic to a natural way of life.


  3. Don't worry, they'll have places that you can sneak away if it gets to be a little overwhelming. The museum has a lounge of plush, red chairs to sink into if all those racy exhibits prove to be a bit too much. Upon tilting your head back to relax, however, you might just notice the suspension ropes hanging from the ceiling. Or maybe it's the man wearing the zipper mask sitting across the way that catches your eye instead.

    Oh, whoops- Looks like you might have gotten turned around at some point. This isn't the lounge at all. This is actually the kink section of the museum. There's a wide range of exhibits here that are all about the harder kinks out there across the multiverse. There are informational pamphlets and explanations of things you might have never heard of or thought of doing. Of course, if you want to keep them for reference for later... you're more than welcome to!

    In trying to leave, you might find yourself walking through a mirror maze instead. If you're wondering how this is sexy, well- Just use your imagination! Or read the nearest informational sign that reads about how masturbating or having sex in front of a mirror can be a kink for some people. That works too!

  4. This museum never seems to end. In this next part, there's a gathering of people with fancy pens and sketchbooks. It looks like perhaps an art class is in session. Whether you decide to stay and see what they might be painting or choose not to disturb and attempt to go along your way, you'll be addressed suddenly by a large mustached man with six eyes and three pairs of spectacles. "You there!" he suddenly beams. "Yes, you, the- What species are you again? Oh, it doesn't matter." He clicks his mandibles and smiles (or the closest thing to it) as his fuzzy claws rub together idly.

    "I'm glad you could make it," he continues on, despite any protests you might make. "But you're wearing far too much for this modeling session!" Modeling session? What in the world is he going on about? You didn't sign up as a model for anything! Any protests you make die on your lips as he talks over you and tugs you towards a dressing room in the back of the studio. "Hurry now, we only have a set amount of time before orientation and landing! These people are eager to draw a, mm. Whatever you are!" He'll get it eventually. "There's a towel in case you're a little shy but it'll need to be removed once you're on the podium."

    With that, he leaves you alone to get undressed. Maybe you decide to roll with it! Why not go bare for all to see and sketch? It's a once in a lifetime opportunity and you'd be helping out some very nice art students. Or maybe not. In that case, it seems you're not the only one that got roped into this impromptu nude modeling session unawares. There are likely other volunteers just as confused and looking for help. Perhaps together you can convince this guy he's got the wrong person... or even find the actual model. Better hurry though! The teacher isn't a patient man and there's no doubt he'll be asking where you are before long.
Orientation

Shortly after landing, an announcement is made to everyone aboard the ship. It’s time to find your way to the amphitheater for orientation. If anyone gripes, they are reminded that it has mandatory safety information that the Zenith Corporation is legally required to cover. In fact, there's even a quiz at the end to make sure you understand all the technical ins and outs! The Zenith Corporation only has your best interests at heart. They also can’t afford another lawsuit or PR nightmare but who can, really? It’s only a half an hour long and R.Y.U.O. tells everyone that, while boring, it is mandatory by law so you best pay attention.
  1. Are you way too cool for school? If you try to play hooky, the crew members of the spaceship are already on guard. You're not the first one to try this and they doubt you'll be the last. Try as you might to super sleuth your way around, there’ll be someone at apparently every single twist and turn.

    It’s also very likely that in scrambling to find a place to hide, you’ll run into someone else breaking the rules! Perhaps great minds think alike and you decide to try to defy the system together. Or maybe they’re totally just getting in your way and you decide instead to throw them to the wolves to give yourself a better chance at escaping the certain boredom that is an informational seminar. The choice is yours, volunteer!

  2. Whether you come to the orientation willingly or are dragged in by one of the staff, you’ll quickly realize just how right R.Y.U.O. was. This is the most boring thing you've ever sat through. A half an hour feels almost like ten hours instead. The last time you checked your watch, it was somehow later than when you check it now. Is time going backward? It sure seems like it the longer you listen to the monotone voice read over colored flavor text clearly meant to engage but missing its mark stupendously. Even the motivation of a quiz at the end that needs to be passed in order to disembark seems to do little to nothing for your dwindling attention span.

    Finally, there’s a break in the bureaucratic monotony. The faceless, droning voice announces an additional seminar from The Zenith Corporation! In light of some recent... issues, they're really trying to promote their volunteer program as something beneficial for the multiverse but also for you! Despite what you might hear from established volunteers, they really do have your best interests at heart and want your help to succeed in curing this disease.

    It's all very touching, isn't it? How much they care? Maybe you buy into it and think, wow! I'm really helping to save the multiverse. Or maybe it reads like try hard propaganda to get you to see them as the benevolent ones when they're not actually as good as they seem. After all, if established volunteers are having problems that they feel the need to point out- Isn't that just a little bit suspicious, maybe?

    "Thank you, Zenith," the voice says, level and not giving anything away. "Wasn't that informative! Volunteers, what do you think about the topic of Zenith's operations here on Zhautas? Discuss amongst yourselves!"

  3. Hopefully, you didn't forget about the quiz! The staff certainly didn't. After the pre-recorded seminar is run, papers are handed out. A quiet shuffle carries through the room as people pass them to and fro down the aisles. It all seems rather arbitrary and tedious but remember! You have to pass in order to disembark.

    It isn't too hard. Or maybe it is. Perhaps it's just the pressure that you only have fifteen minutes to complete it. What was the professor's first name again? How many research facilities are there on the planet? Staff are scrutinizing your every move now, it feels like. Do you take the risk and try to whisper for help to the person next to you? Pass notes? Do what you must to succeed! ...Or you can just shamefully take the quiz again and again and again until they're legally obligated to let you off board.
NEVRIONE (JAN 24th - FEB 17th)
Finally, it's time to disembark on Zhautas. Instead of stepping into a tropical paradise, however, volunteers are greeted by the crisp winter air and crunch of ice and snow beneath their shoes. Welcome to Nevrione! Even if it isn't quite as warm as you were hoping, in more ways than one.

  1. Volunteers will be dropped off at the outskirts of the city of Heawood. It's unfortunately seen better days. The forest is in shambles compared to what was advertised. It looks like there was a large battle here recently and, well, you wouldn't be wrong! If you ask anyone, they'll talk about the recent troubles they'd had. Something about a space pirate causing a scene and destroying a Zenith outpost, the native gods being summoned to defend the country, and... those gods being killed. It sounds like a lot happened in this country before your arrival and now everyone is left to pick up the pieces.

    While volunteers were initially greeted with open arms a couple months ago, the reception that this group gets will be as cold as the snow outside. The locals don't seem too pleased about the idea of more off-worlders coming into their home and potentially making things worse. Of course, not everyone feels this way, but a large majority of the population do. It might make it hard to get directions or learn more about the local culture when they aren't really willing to share. Sorry, volunteers! The Zenith Corporation actually says that you'll be leaving soon so it's likely better that you won't have the chance to get too attached.

  2. Suddenly, R.Y.U.O. turns on one of the newer features to help volunteers cheer up a little. Don't say he never did anything for you. Someone next to you might sprout cat or dog ears. Don’t mind if you get knocked in the face suddenly by someone’s new butterfly wings. It happens! It’s also possible they take on the long whiskers of a Coeurl or plumage of a Chocobo or other animals entirely unfamiliar to some. Either way, everyone just got a lot more animal-like. While it doesn’t look exactly like the natives, it does bring a smile to the faces of the locals and they seem a bit more generally receptive to the people waltzing into their homeland.



    This feature is extremely customizable. Volunteers can toggle it off if they don’t want it at all. Additionally, they can have as many or as few animal features as they’d like. They can also change what creature they’d like to take after with just a thought! The only limitation seems to be that they can only appear as one animal at a time.

    While all the add-ons seem to be mostly for aesthetic, it is a lot of fun to play around with!


  3. In Nevrione the current seasons is clearly Winter. All the leaves have been raked up and used for other things. What's left of the trees are barren and without leaves. It really does make everything look a little more bleak. What a shame that volunteers aren't getting to see it at its most beautiful.

    Of course, just because there isn't a lot of growth doesn't mean that there isn't any. There's actually a winter plant that seems to be just about everywhere and one that people will know- it's mistletoe! It isn't called that here, of course, but it still has the same tradition as on earth. Two people that are caught underneath it should kiss. This can be as platonic, or not, as you want it to be. Even hugs are acceptable, really! Just as long as you share a little bit of affection or intimacy with the other person, it's said to be good fortune for ringing in the new year. The people of Nevrione sure do love their good fortune, don't they?

    Of course, this plant comes with a catch. You'll find yourself stuck in some way if you don't participate in the custom. It's a little trick that the Selva - the resident fairy folk - play for when they hibernate during the winter. These creatures never seem to stop causing mischief. So, if you don't feel the love... then you're going to get stuck until you do! This doesn't have to be physically either. You could be stuck on a decision you're trying to make, on a question that was asked of you, or any number of things. The point is though, you'll be stuck on it until someone kisses or hugs some sense into you again.
MAIN RESEARCH FACILITY (FEB 18th & ON)
Or maybe you're part of a later group that ends up transported straight to the island instead. Stepping into a tropical paradise as promised is pretty nice! Despite the fact that it's only the beginning of the year here and technically winter, the main research facility is nestled on a comfortable little island that doesn't change temperature too much throughout the year.

  1. They were supposed to have everyone's rooming assignments ready. Unfortunately, R.O.S.I.E. has only just recently woken up and it slipped through the cracks. Honestly, she thought she had more time! She's had so much to catch up on after spending so long non-operational. While apologetic, it doesn't change the fact that you're out of a room for now.

    Due to their error, the Zenith staff do their best to make volunteers feel at home... outside. The weather is nice, they have perfectly good (aphro-laced!) tents for use, and why not? This an adventure, right? What's more adventurous than sleeping out under the stars on a whole new world? It's like something right out of your imagination! However they sell it to you, they sell it very well. Even if you are upset, your complaints seem to fall on deaf ears after a certain point and you might just have to accept defeat.

    At least R.O.S.I.E. has the courtesy to project a movie for everyone to watch during the evening before lights out. This one was selected by R.Y.U.O., the other A.I. that you might hear from time to time now that he's been a bit more involved. It's a classic and he's going to be disappointed if you don't appreciate its subtly and charm.

  2. During the night, you'll realize you're not alone. It's quiet, at first, but then a noise comes from out in the dark. It sounds again louder and very close by. A clear, audible-

    Ribbit. A brightly colored frog is sitting just outside your tent (or by your side, if you chose to make do without!) and blinks once you notice it. It gives a little hop, another croak, and then snatches whatever food you might have leftover from dinner. It undulates violently soon as it eats any scraps lying around then pops apart and suddenly there's two.

    If you don't want to end up overrun, you might need to put your food away! Maybe this is why you were told it wasn't good to keep it out. If you try to touch the frog to remove it, however, there's a sudden buzz in your ear and a light chime before R.O.S.I.E. speaks gently, "I wouldn't touch that if I were you. It's toxic to most species! You're going to have to find another way to get this little guy out of your space."

    "Are there any sticks around? Maybe you could ask your neighbor!"


  3. "Do you like the stars?" asks R.O.S.I.E. in the dead of night. Don't worry, she won't ask if you're asleep! In fact, it seems like she might be contacting the insomniacs or those that are having trouble specifically. An A.I. doesn't need to sleep, but it does get lonely it seems.

    She guides volunteers out to a nice viewing spot, but also warns of the jungle's dangers. If you happen to see any red eyes staring back at you in the dark, steer clear. They don't seem especially aggressive lately but demons are still bad news. But hopefully, the view of a spectacular crescent moon and stars freckling the inky black sky make up for any feelings of uncertainty you might still have, or at the very least provide a distraction from whatever has your mind keeping you from falling asleep.

    "You should make a wish," she encourages. Though, of course, you're not the only one she directed this way so your wish might not be as secret as you're hoping it to be if you say it aloud.


Network/Bangr

During all the goings-on, R.Y.U.O. will prompt you to set up your presence on the network. Pick a username, a profile picture, and commence to shitposting immediately if you so desire! Additionally, if you want to get a headstart on your contribution to the volunteer program, why not set up your Bangr? R.Y.U.O. even has an icebreaker question ready for you! They change every month. This month's question is:

What's your favorite season to have sex and why?*
(*Despite what you might actually put, know that R.Y.U.O. is a little bored. What you wrote might not actually be what's displayed! I.E., you can totally use this as a misfire type deal in case your character wouldn't answer this question.)


bangr
Professor Quintalian | 35
What's your favorite season to have sex and why?
I'd have to say that winter is my favorite, actually. There's just something so nice about cuddling up next to someone who's warm and comfortable during the colder months of the year.

YES
NO


BANGR CODE


PLEASE NOTE: This BANGR code is the COMMENT-FRIENDLY version, there is a separate code for entries! If you're testing this code before posting it here please do so in a comment to an entry for accuracy!

Extra Notes

  • Remember that all prompts are OTA! It can now be assumed that after the ship lands, current volunteers in-game were able to board and hang-out for a little bit before it leaves again! That means established volunteers can welcome new members, show them around parts of the ship they're familiar with, and explore new areas that weren't open during their own arrival! Only new volunteers will be taking the orientation quiz, but established volunteers are free to peek inside the room or try to help with the quiz!

  • A reminder that the TDM can be considered game canon and timeline-wise the TDM takes place on the 8th when the arrival ship arrives, as shown on the calendar. As always, current players may top level, if they so choose!

  • Going into FEBRUARY, we will be continuing our APPLICATION CAP OF FORTY (40).
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[personal profile] indigobird 2019-01-27 02:24 am (UTC)(link)
"Sure." Hawke scoots over a bit, making room for Shannon next to her. "What questions do you have?"
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2/2

[personal profile] enveloped 2019-01-27 02:24 am (UTC)(link)
Of course they reacted with anger. You don't kill another man's god, regardless of whether you believe in them or not.

By destroying a people's belief, you're destroying a part of them. One that may be necessary for their continued emotional and spiritual well-being.

Those who chose violence over peace should be punished appropriately.
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[personal profile] scienceoutofanything 2019-01-27 02:25 am (UTC)(link)
There's nothing in the rules about that, John.

[and he insulted his sexual prowess on top of it!

But hm, more seriously...]


Six months? Really?

Do you remember summer camp?
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[personal profile] bardish 2019-01-27 02:29 am (UTC)(link)
My divorce was as friendly as a divorce can be. [ So even if Shannon did look into the filings, there wouldn't be anything interesting there. Maybe it's just more proof that he's the loser that Waltz certainly made him out to be. ] You should've looked into the band breaking up. That's where all the fun stuff is. It would've given you and Waltz a lot to laugh over.

[ He stands up. There's no reason to keep this conversation going, when he can't even shake his anger. It's not fair to Shannon, who for all that she's hurt his feelings, doesn't deserve to be his emotional punching bag. ]

Nice to meet you, Shannon. [ If that is your real name!!! ]
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[personal profile] scienceoutofanything 2019-01-27 02:29 am (UTC)(link)
[Wow, that's... well in the past for him.]

I think maybe we should meet up sometime? Might be easier to give you a run down in person...
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[personal profile] manolia 2019-01-27 02:30 am (UTC)(link)
[Maybe he shouldn't have been listening, but he was, so he just laughs under his breath and moves on.] The fishing was better in the last place we were, anyway, not by this facility. It is like all the big ones see Zenith and run away.

[The tail, though, is no laughing matter. Chibi, at first, thinks that he doesn't know what it feels like to have one's self ripped away--]

[Then he remembers Grougaloragran, his dragon brother surely still living somewhere, but torn from him like half of his heart was ripped away. He does know some of it, doesn't he?]


I will not ask how you lost your tail, but I pray that you get it back. To have something integral to one's soul and self torn away is a feeling nobody should feel. [Although, this stranger seems such a curious soul already that he's almost afraid of what she'll be like with her tail back...!]
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[personal profile] postpartor 2019-01-27 02:35 am (UTC)(link)
Please--don't go.

[ For a second her own surprise is clear, because where did that come from? What does it matter? It's a failed interaction, something to be written off, filed away, learned from.

She swallows. ]


I don't laugh at people's worst moments. And you have Cam wrong. But--

[ Ah. There it is. That's why. ]

Please don't go. We're from the same world.
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[personal profile] enveloped 2019-01-27 02:36 am (UTC)(link)
Cam doesn't walk away from the modeling session right away. He allows the students to complete their sketches of his current pose before making his leave.

Shannon needs to cool off, and so does he.

Besides, he knows where she'll go. Hard as Shannon is, she isn't a rock. She's a human being. A woman. She needs comfort like anyone else, even if she doesn't register comfort the same as others might.

Emotional comfort is vague. Physical comfort? That, she can access.

Cam opens the door to the spa's steam room, a towel around his waist. Today is apparently not his day for clothed interactions.

"Is there room for two?"
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[personal profile] postpartor 2019-01-27 02:36 am (UTC)(link)
Shannon flops down unceremoniously. "What kind of world do you come from, that going to what may be another universe entirely for sexperimentation is a break?"
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[personal profile] postpartor 2019-01-27 02:43 am (UTC)(link)
She had a smile prepared for whoever came in the door. When she sees it's Cam, she lets the smile fade. Not because some part of her isn't glad to see him. She'll always, on some level, be glad to see him. It's more a sign that she hasn't forgotten the way their last conversation ended.

"Yes. It was the only one available."
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[personal profile] enveloped 2019-01-27 02:43 am (UTC)(link)
Any time. I'm something of an enabler, so it's no trouble at all.

[Humanitarian recruiter. Spy master. There are more similarities than most people would assume. Cam looks for the helpers. People who have what it takes to make a difference in the world, and the skills to follow through.]

You know, I haven't quite figured it out myself. My boots haven't been on the ground long enough.

What has your experience been like?
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[personal profile] thelosers 2019-01-27 02:47 am (UTC)(link)
are these new rules
we do not like new rules
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[personal profile] thelosers 2019-01-27 02:48 am (UTC)(link)
why not make your own
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[personal profile] defaulthawke 2019-01-27 02:49 am (UTC)(link)
If you hunt your mates, you'll hurt their feelings. a lot. and it's a pretty fucked up thing to do. nobody will want to mate with you after that, and you'll die of the weird not-fucking disease.
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[personal profile] thelosers 2019-01-27 02:54 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, something like that. [It's a little bit Stockholm syndrome when he thinks about it more, but Eddie tries not to dwell on it too much. They've come to an arrangement and it sort of works, most of the time. Venom doesn't need to work with him but the fact that he tries is... as good as it gets, probably.]

I just figure it's like having a pet. Only... a little more hands on. You know, when your life is in just the worst place, and. [Eddie shrugs.] And then someone comes along and both makes it worse but sticks it through with you. [A match made in the unluckiest corner of heaven.]
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[personal profile] thelosers 2019-01-27 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
yes we are
we are hungry after a long journey can you lead us to food
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[personal profile] enveloped 2019-01-27 02:58 am (UTC)(link)
A greeting or simple acknowledgement would have been in good taste, as you interrupted my observation.

[Cam's not truly offended, but it's the principle of the matter.]

Or do you regularly teleport in front of people to make drive-by negative commentary and leave without another word?
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[personal profile] inthemiddle 2019-01-27 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
I take it you are skilled in such a way? I had to earn these flowers of mine first. To allow me access to magic.

I am a healer. I should say. In case you are ever in need. [Silas is ever helpful! He'd gotten used to most people already knowing that about him, not needing to freshly introduced to many in the last while. New volunteers should get a warm welcome.]
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[personal profile] assholic 2019-01-27 03:02 am (UTC)(link)
I don't do pets.

[She know about the worst place thing, though. Not so much the weird fuckery of having someone stick around, but that was generally through effort and skill that had her able to push even the most tenacious hanger-on away from her. Usually.]

So you have a cancer pet that uses your phone and likes to eat deer. That's... fun.
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[personal profile] thescarletspeedster 2019-01-27 03:02 am (UTC)(link)
"You can do tasks for rewards," says Barry, rolling his eyes. "But everyone gets their own, private room after they survive here a month. I nearly got eaten by a demon, but I survived, hence: bed."

He nods towards the way he's come, back towards the flickering lights of the bungalows. "Niceties like chocolate and liquor are hard to come by here," he says, "So don't steal my housemate's. It's probably enchanted against intruders, anyway."
predomination: best served lukewarm. like pizza. (⚛ revenge is disappointing.)

Urahara Kisuke | Bleach | Futurology CRAU

[personal profile] predomination 2019-01-27 03:02 am (UTC)(link)
𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐂 𝐄𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐕𝐎𝐔𝐑𝐒

𝐢. 𝐭𝐨𝐭𝐨 𝐰𝐞 𝐚𝐢𝐧'𝐭 𝐢𝐧 𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐰𝐚𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐲𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞

[This really seemed like a good idea at the time. Hathaway's disbandment after a lackluster final mission had felt strangely anticlimactic, but he trusted that they would keep their word and fix things properly in Soul Society. Meanwhile, Urahara has decided he rather has a lust for meddling in the affairs of other worlds, so when Zenith asks, Urahara accepts, and for once... Doesn't think about it.

And now here he is. Sitting on a plush chair in the world's most racy museum in what is the raciest section, watching someone in the throes of some sort of shibari performance art writhe naked and bound above him. If they (he can't place a species let alone a gender) weren't blindfolded he'd be nearly positive they keep winking at him.]


Well. This is different.

[Not necessarily bad-different, but when you think you have a handle on spaceships and this is what you find instead of the usual nonsense... Yeah, even a master planner and manipulator could not have seen this. He's shooketh.]


𝐢𝐢. [𝐬𝐞𝐱 𝐛𝐨𝐦𝐛 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞]

[That man with the six eyes and the mustache is like alien Tessai and Urahara has never been so weirded out in his entire life, and he has seen Some Weird Shit. He just usually has the strength of mind to ignore said weird shit. In two hours on this ship, he has hit bingo on things he never so much as look askance at while with ALASTAIR or Hathaway, but he's running with it.

So yes. Bit weirded out. Not a problem, however. He definitely still modeled, though he insisted that the hat stay, and it was allowed, because it's quirky and they clearly like quirky here.

In the (un)dressing area, Urahara is going through the process of getting his jinbei sorted out (the hat has not moved) and chatting amicably to the people who are a little anxious about this process and getting undressed.]


And don't worry- it's not nearly as bad as all that! And it's for a good cause, but between you and me... [He fucking pulls his little paper fan out of his haori pocket while the haori is draped over his arms and snaps it open leaning in conspiratorially.] ...The stools are very cold.


𝐎𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍


[Urahara spent the first several months of his time with ALASTAIR being suspicious of their intentions, so none of this bodes well for him, and there's no one around immediately protesting HELL YEAH THEY'RE WRONG WHOO WE LOVE ZENITH! or whatever the less extreme emotional reaction of loyal followers is. There's at least no mention of a rival organization (that space pirate thing is a bit suspicious, though), but this has droned on and on for long enough to actively make him tired. He has definitely fallen asleep twice now.

But when he's not snoring faintly and disturbing his neighbors, Urahara's curiosity gets the better of him.]
What have the other volunteers been saying, exactly? That sounds concerning...

[Yes. Concerning. He's doing a great job of pretending that's all it is and not something his calculated mind is trying to take advantage of or anything.]


𝐍𝐄𝐕𝐑𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐄

[There's a lot to unpack going into this new place, but it really doesn't feel much different from some of the scenarios he's encountered in ALATAIR and Hathaway, so it could be worse. Much worse. The important thing is to gather information, and once the locals warm up a bit, he seeks their attention, but also the attention of the older volunteers.]

I know there's likely records I could look into, but you see... It's much more useful to get a personal account.

[This cheerful, borderline facetious quest for information is made all the more strange by the puffy yellow cat tail just waving behind him as he sits and chats.]


𝐁𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐑


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What's your favorite season to have sex and why?
A favorite season? That sounds like it would only be a problem for exhibitionists.

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[personal profile] thescarletspeedster 2019-01-27 03:04 am (UTC)(link)
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[personal profile] aintmyfirstprisonbreak 2019-01-27 03:09 am (UTC)(link)
"No liquor. This deal's going sour already."

Snart wasn't much of a drinker, but an ice cold beer always tasted best after a job. Mick was the lush. Still, if something like booze wasn't readily available, then other creature comforts were likely also hard to come by.

Looking in the direction Barry indicated, he started off that way, speaking over his shoulder.

"What sorts of tasks?"
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[personal profile] shenandoah 2019-01-27 03:14 am (UTC)(link)
[ now that he's had his turn on the modeling podium, it's the cry that draws cyrus' attention, the loud insistence of it— a mermaid, hmm? not that she looks much like one, but then again, he doesn't look much like what he really is, either.

it's his own curiosity which draws him nearer, then, curiosity both at whatever magical glamours she must be using and for his first encounter with a sort of creature he's only heard of anecdotally... but as she starts to disrobe, shedding her labcoat, he nearly comes to a stop. scars— of an unimaginable quantity, one which nearly makes his heart race when he gives himself a moment to wonder about what might have caused them.

but— ah, this is no time to falter. he meets her request for help with a winning smile as he kneels down to give her a hand. ]


As you wish, miss mermaid.

[ said without a care in the world, as though he hadn't just experienced a minor internal crisis half a moment ago. he certainly isn't shy, either, considering he's not wearing a stitch of clothing aside from the leather cord and metal clasp hanging loosely around his neck, or the towel draped over his shoulders... the latter of which is hiding much of his own scar, a single faded lash across his back. fortunately, he doesn't expect it'll be especially visible from his angle, him kneeling on the floor like this while he reaches to undo the button on her pants. ]
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[personal profile] enveloped 2019-01-27 03:20 am (UTC)(link)
[Cam stands in a pose reminiscent of Michelangelo's David-- if David were holding his pants in front of his pubic area.

The teacher clucks his mandibles chidingly at him and points at his last ditch at modesty with disapproval. So he drops the last of the clothes with a deep sigh into a pile at his feet, which is quickly swept away with an outstretched claw.]


Two hours?

[He assumed they would be sketching for ten, fifteen minutes. Maybe an hour. Glancing down at the papers of the busy students in front of him... they've barely gotten started.

Cam winces, brow furrowing. He can't turn his head to look at the observer, but he can see him out of the corner of his eye. Of course it's a handsome man. As if he wasn't self conscious enough already.]


If you're not drawing, perhaps you should join me.

[It comes out a little bitchier than intended, but he's under a moderate amount of stress. Cam isn't so uncomfortable in his own skin, but there's something to be said for soft lighting and a couple glasses of wine to take the edge off.

These fluorescent-esque overheads are terribly unforgiving.]
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