"You can do tasks for rewards," says Barry, rolling his eyes. "But everyone gets their own, private room after they survive here a month. I nearly got eaten by a demon, but I survived, hence: bed."

He nods towards the way he's come, back towards the flickering lights of the bungalows. "Niceties like chocolate and liquor are hard to come by here," he says, "So don't steal my housemate's. It's probably enchanted against intruders, anyway."