Sorry Ed, the all grown up version makes horrible life choices and decision making when it comes to his friends isn't immune to that. It had the desired result, blowing the younger of them out of the water, but it wasn't untrue. Jason would probably find this whole thing funny if his best friend wasn't being so miserable.

Right foot. There was a distinct difference between them, the other Ed always favored his automail. Yet another thing that wouldn't be amusing if he wasn't drunk, but Edward knows his own fighting style, so even drunk he's able to move out of the way before the kick lands. Within the same action, gloved hands clap together and hit the ground, intent on encasing the teen's left leg before regains his balance and keep him stuck where he was.