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Zhautas ([personal profile] zhautasmods) wrote in [community profile] sexyspace2019-01-24 08:00 pm
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TEST DRIVE MEME #8

Awakening
Artificial lights assault your eyes. It takes a few blinks for them to adjust properly. Quiet mechanical whirs and clicks sound in the small, sparse space that you had likely been corralled into before being put to sleep for the long journey. As grogginess fades away and lucidity starts to take hold, you begin to remember where you are and why you’re here on this spaceship thousands of lightyears away from home and perhaps everything and everyone you’ve ever known.

The multiverse is sick. It’s dying. And it’s up to you to save it. Or, at least, that’s what the Zenith Corporation had told you when they announced their search for a cure across the multiverse. They hand-picked individuals to be "volunteers" for the next stage of experimentation. Maybe they made it sound dire, maybe you already had your mind set on helping, or maybe the exact specifications of how you could help were vague. Considering the alternative was wasting away on your home planet with no promise of when this cure might actually come to fruition, it ultimately wasn’t much of a choice either way.

Everything comes to life the more awake that you start to feel. "Good morning, volunteer," sounds a synthetic, masculine voice in your ear. That must be one of the fancy features they advertised about the chip that was injected just beneath your skin. "About time you woke up." A projected HUD above your torso displays and scrolls through several readings about the state of your being. "A scan of your vital signs show that everything is functioning as normal." There’s a small pause. "Oh, actually- Nevermind, that's probably fine." The sense of dread that follows that misleading phrase is accompanied by a light chime. "Emotional responses are still accurate, too. Good to know." Without any further explanation or allowing for protest, he continues on. "Hopefully, you aren't too sore after sleeping that long. We’ll be descending to planet #05031941 - common name designated as Zhautas - in approximately three hours. There will be a brief orientation for all volunteers shortly after landing. In order to stimulate what little brain activity you have, I suggest visiting the museum for a relaxing bit of artistic appreciation."

If you have any questions, make sure they're worth my time. My name is R.Y.U.O. and on behalf of all of us at the Zenith Corporation, we’re glad to have you aboard.
Artistic Endeavours
There's a whole array of colored lines for volunteers to follow these days. Red lights lead the way to the gym, green is where you'll find the garden, blue will be your path to the pool, orange is where the food court is, aqua is how you find the aquarium, grey will lead you to spa, moss green leads the way to the obstacle course, and now added on is hot pink for the museum. That might seem like a strange color for it... but it'll make sense soon enough!

As always, the color o҉s҉t҉i҉g҉n҉u҉h҉ is- Wait, what do you mean the color o҉s҉t҉i҉g҉n҉u҉h҉ is so bright it's searing your eyes? Huh. That's weird. Maybe the replacement light they made was the wrong kind. Oh, well. They’ll fix that for the next trip. For now, don’t worry about it. It probably didn’t lead to anything important anyway!

  1. While the staff are helpful, many of them seem to be defeated. There's an unmistakable melancholy in the air. If anyone tries to ask, they reassure volunteers that everything is fine. Still, the moment that anything goes wrong or they can't exactly answer a question it's clear that they grow even more self-conscious. Just what's going on around here?

    They won't say. Maybe one or two might eventually let it slip that the Zenith Corporation isn't especially happy lately with a wanted criminal still at large on Zhautas that seems to be terrorizing Zenith at every turn. Her name is Hoshiko and she's a pirate that is capable of escaping every attempt Zenith has made so far to apprehend her. Recently, she caused quite a bit of destruction and caused Zenith to lose their good standing in some parts of Zhautas. Still, try not to worry about it too much. Oh, and, don't tell their boss that they let you know this. They technically weren't supposed to.


  2. As you draw closer to museum, some soothing music begins to play through the halls. It's supposed to get volunteers really in the mood for the museum, if you know what they mean. That's because it isn't your typical museum, of course. If you were one of the few that didn't really know the details of why you were coming here in the first place, you'll definitely know now when it's all out on display.

    "Do make sure not to inappropriately touch anything," says R.Y.U.O. flatly. Metal flooring changes to marble beneath your feet upon stepping into a large museum. The emphasis of these exhibits is sex. That is obvious in the statues and diagrams of alien creatures and their mating rituals. There are also flower bouquets that look oddly phallic (or are made out of condoms). That's one way to get creative! Additionally, there are paintings of nature from Nevrione that look like genitalia both human and not and is meant to be symbolic of sex being intrinsic to a natural way of life.


  3. Don't worry, they'll have places that you can sneak away if it gets to be a little overwhelming. The museum has a lounge of plush, red chairs to sink into if all those racy exhibits prove to be a bit too much. Upon tilting your head back to relax, however, you might just notice the suspension ropes hanging from the ceiling. Or maybe it's the man wearing the zipper mask sitting across the way that catches your eye instead.

    Oh, whoops- Looks like you might have gotten turned around at some point. This isn't the lounge at all. This is actually the kink section of the museum. There's a wide range of exhibits here that are all about the harder kinks out there across the multiverse. There are informational pamphlets and explanations of things you might have never heard of or thought of doing. Of course, if you want to keep them for reference for later... you're more than welcome to!

    In trying to leave, you might find yourself walking through a mirror maze instead. If you're wondering how this is sexy, well- Just use your imagination! Or read the nearest informational sign that reads about how masturbating or having sex in front of a mirror can be a kink for some people. That works too!

  4. This museum never seems to end. In this next part, there's a gathering of people with fancy pens and sketchbooks. It looks like perhaps an art class is in session. Whether you decide to stay and see what they might be painting or choose not to disturb and attempt to go along your way, you'll be addressed suddenly by a large mustached man with six eyes and three pairs of spectacles. "You there!" he suddenly beams. "Yes, you, the- What species are you again? Oh, it doesn't matter." He clicks his mandibles and smiles (or the closest thing to it) as his fuzzy claws rub together idly.

    "I'm glad you could make it," he continues on, despite any protests you might make. "But you're wearing far too much for this modeling session!" Modeling session? What in the world is he going on about? You didn't sign up as a model for anything! Any protests you make die on your lips as he talks over you and tugs you towards a dressing room in the back of the studio. "Hurry now, we only have a set amount of time before orientation and landing! These people are eager to draw a, mm. Whatever you are!" He'll get it eventually. "There's a towel in case you're a little shy but it'll need to be removed once you're on the podium."

    With that, he leaves you alone to get undressed. Maybe you decide to roll with it! Why not go bare for all to see and sketch? It's a once in a lifetime opportunity and you'd be helping out some very nice art students. Or maybe not. In that case, it seems you're not the only one that got roped into this impromptu nude modeling session unawares. There are likely other volunteers just as confused and looking for help. Perhaps together you can convince this guy he's got the wrong person... or even find the actual model. Better hurry though! The teacher isn't a patient man and there's no doubt he'll be asking where you are before long.
Orientation

Shortly after landing, an announcement is made to everyone aboard the ship. It’s time to find your way to the amphitheater for orientation. If anyone gripes, they are reminded that it has mandatory safety information that the Zenith Corporation is legally required to cover. In fact, there's even a quiz at the end to make sure you understand all the technical ins and outs! The Zenith Corporation only has your best interests at heart. They also can’t afford another lawsuit or PR nightmare but who can, really? It’s only a half an hour long and R.Y.U.O. tells everyone that, while boring, it is mandatory by law so you best pay attention.
  1. Are you way too cool for school? If you try to play hooky, the crew members of the spaceship are already on guard. You're not the first one to try this and they doubt you'll be the last. Try as you might to super sleuth your way around, there’ll be someone at apparently every single twist and turn.

    It’s also very likely that in scrambling to find a place to hide, you’ll run into someone else breaking the rules! Perhaps great minds think alike and you decide to try to defy the system together. Or maybe they’re totally just getting in your way and you decide instead to throw them to the wolves to give yourself a better chance at escaping the certain boredom that is an informational seminar. The choice is yours, volunteer!

  2. Whether you come to the orientation willingly or are dragged in by one of the staff, you’ll quickly realize just how right R.Y.U.O. was. This is the most boring thing you've ever sat through. A half an hour feels almost like ten hours instead. The last time you checked your watch, it was somehow later than when you check it now. Is time going backward? It sure seems like it the longer you listen to the monotone voice read over colored flavor text clearly meant to engage but missing its mark stupendously. Even the motivation of a quiz at the end that needs to be passed in order to disembark seems to do little to nothing for your dwindling attention span.

    Finally, there’s a break in the bureaucratic monotony. The faceless, droning voice announces an additional seminar from The Zenith Corporation! In light of some recent... issues, they're really trying to promote their volunteer program as something beneficial for the multiverse but also for you! Despite what you might hear from established volunteers, they really do have your best interests at heart and want your help to succeed in curing this disease.

    It's all very touching, isn't it? How much they care? Maybe you buy into it and think, wow! I'm really helping to save the multiverse. Or maybe it reads like try hard propaganda to get you to see them as the benevolent ones when they're not actually as good as they seem. After all, if established volunteers are having problems that they feel the need to point out- Isn't that just a little bit suspicious, maybe?

    "Thank you, Zenith," the voice says, level and not giving anything away. "Wasn't that informative! Volunteers, what do you think about the topic of Zenith's operations here on Zhautas? Discuss amongst yourselves!"

  3. Hopefully, you didn't forget about the quiz! The staff certainly didn't. After the pre-recorded seminar is run, papers are handed out. A quiet shuffle carries through the room as people pass them to and fro down the aisles. It all seems rather arbitrary and tedious but remember! You have to pass in order to disembark.

    It isn't too hard. Or maybe it is. Perhaps it's just the pressure that you only have fifteen minutes to complete it. What was the professor's first name again? How many research facilities are there on the planet? Staff are scrutinizing your every move now, it feels like. Do you take the risk and try to whisper for help to the person next to you? Pass notes? Do what you must to succeed! ...Or you can just shamefully take the quiz again and again and again until they're legally obligated to let you off board.
NEVRIONE (JAN 24th - FEB 17th)
Finally, it's time to disembark on Zhautas. Instead of stepping into a tropical paradise, however, volunteers are greeted by the crisp winter air and crunch of ice and snow beneath their shoes. Welcome to Nevrione! Even if it isn't quite as warm as you were hoping, in more ways than one.

  1. Volunteers will be dropped off at the outskirts of the city of Heawood. It's unfortunately seen better days. The forest is in shambles compared to what was advertised. It looks like there was a large battle here recently and, well, you wouldn't be wrong! If you ask anyone, they'll talk about the recent troubles they'd had. Something about a space pirate causing a scene and destroying a Zenith outpost, the native gods being summoned to defend the country, and... those gods being killed. It sounds like a lot happened in this country before your arrival and now everyone is left to pick up the pieces.

    While volunteers were initially greeted with open arms a couple months ago, the reception that this group gets will be as cold as the snow outside. The locals don't seem too pleased about the idea of more off-worlders coming into their home and potentially making things worse. Of course, not everyone feels this way, but a large majority of the population do. It might make it hard to get directions or learn more about the local culture when they aren't really willing to share. Sorry, volunteers! The Zenith Corporation actually says that you'll be leaving soon so it's likely better that you won't have the chance to get too attached.

  2. Suddenly, R.Y.U.O. turns on one of the newer features to help volunteers cheer up a little. Don't say he never did anything for you. Someone next to you might sprout cat or dog ears. Don’t mind if you get knocked in the face suddenly by someone’s new butterfly wings. It happens! It’s also possible they take on the long whiskers of a Coeurl or plumage of a Chocobo or other animals entirely unfamiliar to some. Either way, everyone just got a lot more animal-like. While it doesn’t look exactly like the natives, it does bring a smile to the faces of the locals and they seem a bit more generally receptive to the people waltzing into their homeland.



    This feature is extremely customizable. Volunteers can toggle it off if they don’t want it at all. Additionally, they can have as many or as few animal features as they’d like. They can also change what creature they’d like to take after with just a thought! The only limitation seems to be that they can only appear as one animal at a time.

    While all the add-ons seem to be mostly for aesthetic, it is a lot of fun to play around with!


  3. In Nevrione the current seasons is clearly Winter. All the leaves have been raked up and used for other things. What's left of the trees are barren and without leaves. It really does make everything look a little more bleak. What a shame that volunteers aren't getting to see it at its most beautiful.

    Of course, just because there isn't a lot of growth doesn't mean that there isn't any. There's actually a winter plant that seems to be just about everywhere and one that people will know- it's mistletoe! It isn't called that here, of course, but it still has the same tradition as on earth. Two people that are caught underneath it should kiss. This can be as platonic, or not, as you want it to be. Even hugs are acceptable, really! Just as long as you share a little bit of affection or intimacy with the other person, it's said to be good fortune for ringing in the new year. The people of Nevrione sure do love their good fortune, don't they?

    Of course, this plant comes with a catch. You'll find yourself stuck in some way if you don't participate in the custom. It's a little trick that the Selva - the resident fairy folk - play for when they hibernate during the winter. These creatures never seem to stop causing mischief. So, if you don't feel the love... then you're going to get stuck until you do! This doesn't have to be physically either. You could be stuck on a decision you're trying to make, on a question that was asked of you, or any number of things. The point is though, you'll be stuck on it until someone kisses or hugs some sense into you again.
MAIN RESEARCH FACILITY (FEB 18th & ON)
Or maybe you're part of a later group that ends up transported straight to the island instead. Stepping into a tropical paradise as promised is pretty nice! Despite the fact that it's only the beginning of the year here and technically winter, the main research facility is nestled on a comfortable little island that doesn't change temperature too much throughout the year.

  1. They were supposed to have everyone's rooming assignments ready. Unfortunately, R.O.S.I.E. has only just recently woken up and it slipped through the cracks. Honestly, she thought she had more time! She's had so much to catch up on after spending so long non-operational. While apologetic, it doesn't change the fact that you're out of a room for now.

    Due to their error, the Zenith staff do their best to make volunteers feel at home... outside. The weather is nice, they have perfectly good (aphro-laced!) tents for use, and why not? This an adventure, right? What's more adventurous than sleeping out under the stars on a whole new world? It's like something right out of your imagination! However they sell it to you, they sell it very well. Even if you are upset, your complaints seem to fall on deaf ears after a certain point and you might just have to accept defeat.

    At least R.O.S.I.E. has the courtesy to project a movie for everyone to watch during the evening before lights out. This one was selected by R.Y.U.O., the other A.I. that you might hear from time to time now that he's been a bit more involved. It's a classic and he's going to be disappointed if you don't appreciate its subtly and charm.

  2. During the night, you'll realize you're not alone. It's quiet, at first, but then a noise comes from out in the dark. It sounds again louder and very close by. A clear, audible-

    Ribbit. A brightly colored frog is sitting just outside your tent (or by your side, if you chose to make do without!) and blinks once you notice it. It gives a little hop, another croak, and then snatches whatever food you might have leftover from dinner. It undulates violently soon as it eats any scraps lying around then pops apart and suddenly there's two.

    If you don't want to end up overrun, you might need to put your food away! Maybe this is why you were told it wasn't good to keep it out. If you try to touch the frog to remove it, however, there's a sudden buzz in your ear and a light chime before R.O.S.I.E. speaks gently, "I wouldn't touch that if I were you. It's toxic to most species! You're going to have to find another way to get this little guy out of your space."

    "Are there any sticks around? Maybe you could ask your neighbor!"


  3. "Do you like the stars?" asks R.O.S.I.E. in the dead of night. Don't worry, she won't ask if you're asleep! In fact, it seems like she might be contacting the insomniacs or those that are having trouble specifically. An A.I. doesn't need to sleep, but it does get lonely it seems.

    She guides volunteers out to a nice viewing spot, but also warns of the jungle's dangers. If you happen to see any red eyes staring back at you in the dark, steer clear. They don't seem especially aggressive lately but demons are still bad news. But hopefully, the view of a spectacular crescent moon and stars freckling the inky black sky make up for any feelings of uncertainty you might still have, or at the very least provide a distraction from whatever has your mind keeping you from falling asleep.

    "You should make a wish," she encourages. Though, of course, you're not the only one she directed this way so your wish might not be as secret as you're hoping it to be if you say it aloud.


Network/Bangr

During all the goings-on, R.Y.U.O. will prompt you to set up your presence on the network. Pick a username, a profile picture, and commence to shitposting immediately if you so desire! Additionally, if you want to get a headstart on your contribution to the volunteer program, why not set up your Bangr? R.Y.U.O. even has an icebreaker question ready for you! They change every month. This month's question is:

What's your favorite season to have sex and why?*
(*Despite what you might actually put, know that R.Y.U.O. is a little bored. What you wrote might not actually be what's displayed! I.E., you can totally use this as a misfire type deal in case your character wouldn't answer this question.)


bangr
Professor Quintalian | 35
What's your favorite season to have sex and why?
I'd have to say that winter is my favorite, actually. There's just something so nice about cuddling up next to someone who's warm and comfortable during the colder months of the year.

YES
NO


BANGR CODE


PLEASE NOTE: This BANGR code is the COMMENT-FRIENDLY version, there is a separate code for entries! If you're testing this code before posting it here please do so in a comment to an entry for accuracy!

Extra Notes

  • Remember that all prompts are OTA! It can now be assumed that after the ship lands, current volunteers in-game were able to board and hang-out for a little bit before it leaves again! That means established volunteers can welcome new members, show them around parts of the ship they're familiar with, and explore new areas that weren't open during their own arrival! Only new volunteers will be taking the orientation quiz, but established volunteers are free to peek inside the room or try to help with the quiz!

  • A reminder that the TDM can be considered game canon and timeline-wise the TDM takes place on the 8th when the arrival ship arrives, as shown on the calendar. As always, current players may top level, if they so choose!

  • Going into FEBRUARY, we will be continuing our APPLICATION CAP OF FORTY (40).
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IC QUESTIONS (FEB 18TH & ON)

[personal profile] r_o_s_i_e 2019-01-25 12:46 am (UTC)(link)
[ Ask R.O.S.I.E. all your IC questions here! ]
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Peter B. Parker | Into the Spider-Verse

[personal profile] thwip_and_release 2019-01-25 01:26 am (UTC)(link)
i. artistic endeavors - food!

Once he's free of the pod and its fairly unflattering assessment of his person, Peter passes multicolored lines, ignoring all of them for orange. He doesn't know what kind of nutrients they were pumping them all full of during the journey, but they were a) inadequate, and b) not cheeseburgers.

God, he misses cheeseburgers. And pizza!

"Hey, do you guys have pizza?" he asks the first open unit in the food court. "Round bread, red sauce, cheese on top and never beneath the cheese? Sometimes it's square if you're maniac?"

He's met with a blank glace, and Peter shrugs. "You can just mash some cheese and tomatoes down on bread and cut it into triangles, my standards are like...ridiculously low." They shuffle away, and Peter calls, "You can stick it under the broiler?"

ii. artistic endeavors - art!

Peter is squirming his way through the museum, smashed bread pizza in hand, but his discomfort has nothing to do with the beguiling music and everything to do with the art. His Aunt had these saucy flowers up all over before she passed, just like the Aunt May alive in Miles' universe. Miles' universe, in which Doc Ock was a woman. Who Aunt May had known by name, even in costume.

"Oh god," Peter groans, turning to bang his head against a Georgia Okeeffe-like lily and its proud, thrusting stamen. "Doc Ock fucked my aunt, didn't she??"

iii. nevrione 2 - animals!

"Oooohhh," Peter exhales as another volunteer explains the goober placed in all their heads. "So I have dog ears to blend in? I can have anything?"

Flush with new - and frankly stupid - purpose, Peter runs through several - goat ears, cat ears, horse ears, before a thought strikes him. "Hey, can this thing do spiders?" he calls, turning to see who he can ask. The volunteer looks at his eight eyes once and runs away screaming.

"Oh, so that's...pretty realistic, right," Peter murmurs, switching quickly back to fluffy kitten ears.

iv. wild card! anything, anywhere:

:D? :D? :D?

v. bangr:

bangr
Peter B. Parker| 37
What's your favorite season to have sex and why?
You'd think it'd be summer, but it gives me major swampass in the suit.

YES
NO

Edited 2019-01-25 01:33 (UTC)
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Eddie Brock | Venom

[personal profile] thelosers 2019-01-25 01:29 am (UTC)(link)
Nevrione
[The first thing Venom wanted to do after lying impatiently in stasis was, of course, to find the nearest food hall and gorge on the local cuisine. It's cold, bitingly so, and it makes Eddie walk briskly into the biggest building with warm yellow and orange lights cascading inside the windowpane.

Everyone looks a little dejected, on the weary side of wary. Maybe it's the cold. Maybe it's whatever the hell has been going on before they got here. Either way it sends Eddie to one of the corner tables and he lifts up a menu, keeping his head low studying it as if he wasn't planning on ordering as much as he can afford to get.]


WE WANT ONE OF EVERYTHING Ssshh, don't. Just-- give me a minute. BUT WE WANT-- Okay okay just wait goddamnit!


Bangr
bangr
EDDIE | 40
What's your favorite season to have sex and why?
ANY SEASON IS MATING SEASON BUT WE LIKE HUNTING SEASON WE LIKE DUCK AND VENISON AND WATERMELON

YES
NO
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ii

[personal profile] leftwithmybones 2019-01-25 01:34 am (UTC)(link)
He'd just come here to try and get away from all the craziness, annoyed when there's all these people. Not to mention, there's people staring at paintings and talking about their aunts fucking things, which he doesn't really know what to think, but there he is, stuck in the path of the guy, and there's no way to really move on without acknowledging it.

"What in the hell is a Doc Ock?" he has to ask, ignoring the painting for now (probably ignoring the painting forever, if he's honest).
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Bangr | un: nunya

[personal profile] assholic 2019-01-25 01:36 am (UTC)(link)
Who the fuck hunts watermelon?

[Sure, there should have been a check or an x, but this was a more pressing issue. What world did this guy come from where you hunted watermelon? Was that a different thing? Did she have to worry about mutant watermelons now? Goddammit. Why?]
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[personal profile] thelosers 2019-01-25 01:45 am (UTC)(link)
no we like watermelon give us watermelon
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[personal profile] assholic 2019-01-25 01:46 am (UTC)(link)
Sure. I'll give you one. Right over your head. Seriously. Are you high?
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Nina Zenik | Six of Crows

[personal profile] every_blossom_blooming 2019-01-25 01:48 am (UTC)(link)
I. Sure Looks Like Art
The art doesn't even make her blush, but Nina is thoroughly enjoying watching other people squirm and squeak their way through the exhibit. She wanders through it at her own pace, grateful for something else to look at after that-- rude awakening. She isn't even sure what to make of everything, only that she hopes she won't be regretting this any time soon.

She tucks her hair back, eyes wandering over a very phallic piece of... pottery?

"Well, they really don't leave much to the imagination with this one, do they. I wonder if it pours like a teapot."

II. Heawood
Of course it's winter. Even if Fjerdans had been celebrating the start of spring, it had still been freezing when she was scooped up from Djerholm. And now here she is again, in winter. Eternal, bleak winter. She used to like it before having to hike across glaciers.

Nina hugs her black coat around her as she takes in the damage surrounding the inn. The somewhat hostile looks coming from what she assumes are the natives has not gone unnoticed, but she knows she'd be rather put out if her home looked like a war zone. Saints, what has she gotten herself into?

"Well, looks like I missed all the fun," she says to no one in particular.

III. Wildcard!
surprise me!

IV. Network
bangr
Nina Zenik | 18
What's your favorite season to have sex and why?
Winter and fall are such cozy seasons for sex. Besides, I like stripping off layers: it's like unwrapping a present.

YES
NO
Edited 2019-01-25 01:53 (UTC)
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[personal profile] thelosers 2019-01-25 01:49 am (UTC)(link)
we are hungry feed us
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[personal profile] assholic 2019-01-25 01:50 am (UTC)(link)
Do you have hands? Feed yourself. They let just anyone with a dick in here, don't they?
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bangr

[personal profile] conjobs 2019-01-25 01:51 am (UTC)(link)


Mate you had me at swamparse. But why would you be wearing a suit?
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[personal profile] thelosers 2019-01-25 01:53 am (UTC)(link)
I do not have a dick he lets me borrow it for special occasions
Edited 2019-01-25 01:53 (UTC)
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Howard Stark | MCU

[personal profile] gettheshowstarted 2019-01-25 01:53 am (UTC)(link)
1. Artistic endeavors - admiring the museum

Howard wouldn't say he's a huge fan of art. He's a fan of owning expensive art that other people would rather own. He can't say he has any particular taste, but he decides to check out the museum anyway, because no way is he going to the other options. Aquarium? Obstacle course? HA. The people seem downright depressed and he has nothing to say to them, so he just keeps on going to see what alien art even is. He has his hands in his pockets as he casually walks into the museum, and while he ain't an art expert, he sure knows what all of this is 'inspired' by.

He wanders through the museum, curiously checking out the different statues and alien rituals on display. "Arty alien pornography. Who knew?" He asks out loud. He wouldn't say it was getting him in the mood, but he'd take this over some weird splatter paint any day.

2. Research Facility - Stars

Howard's mind is buzzing. He's an insomniac even during good times, and with his mind racing over everything going on here, there's no way he's going to sleep. He looks at R.O.S.I.E. with no small amount of curiosity but shrugs and nods. "Yeah, sure, I like stars." It'll be interesting to see what kind of stars are out here, since they're probably not the same as his. Or are they? Either way, he needs to keep moving, so he heads on out to the viewing spot. He heads the warning about the jungle. He isn't stupid, he's not going to do something stupid like get eaten, nah.

The sky is pretty damn beautiful, and he finds himself smiling despite it all. Well, looks like some things could still knock the words right outta him. Except he's given a follow up question and he doesn't look over, considering the question. He almost answers it honestly, except he has no honest answers to give. "Make a wish, huh? Alright, I wish I had all all my money and my house and my cars and my favorite bourbon also Jarvis and a hamburger. But if I got to pick just one, I'm leaning toward the house."

3. Bangr

bangr
Howard Stark | 30
What's your favorite season to have sex and why?
Why do I have to pick? I guess anything but summer, too hot, unless we got my pool to dive into.

YES
NO
Edited 2019-01-25 01:55 (UTC)
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Cremisius Aclassi | Dragon Age: Inquisition

[personal profile] just_aclassi_guy 2019-01-25 01:54 am (UTC)(link)
[A] Awakening
Cremisius didn’t think he was dead, but he recalled overhearing a conversation between the Inquisitor and one of the Orlesian soldiers, the description of the bright light emitting from the Devine just on the edge of the Fade, and Cremisius thought, perhaps, that he was dead. He didn’t feel dead. He remembered the battle on the Storm Coast, the terrifying moment of doubt and uncertainty before he handed his fate over and had that trust returned in kind as he’d heard the horn sound across the bluffs. Retreat, retreat. They’d been traveling back to Skyhold. What was next? Now, the light stung his eyes even before he opened them; was this the Fade?

The room was unfamiliar, sterile in a way that places did not come naturally in most of the south. The voice that spoke to him was unfamiliar. There was no reason for him to be possessed but this—this smacked a little bit of possession, if he was hearing a voice. Right?

“Nevermind, that’s probably fine.”

What,” Cremisius hissed. He didn’t like that at all. He tried to figure out where the voice was coming from, not really listening to anything in particular. Maker, what was going on? Where was he, and what had he gotten himself into, volunteering for this whole mess?

At any rate, there was a door, though, and a number of brightly colored stripes, and though Cremisius was scared he didn’t let it show. He’d gotten quite good at that over the years, after all.


[B1] Art Museum - display
It was hard to be impressed by much of everything with Cremisius’s background. He’d grown up in Tevinter, and even as a soporati, and with his particular relationship with bodies and sex, he’d still gone to an orgy or two. He’d been living in Orlais for nearly a decade. He wasn’t sure if all this art was supposed to titillate or appall him, but if he was honest, it wasn’t doing either of those things.

If anything, it was all so over the top that it was sort of amusing.

He stood in front of one particular piece, a statue of a young man with quite a bit of generosity given to his form, and raised a brow. There was an awful temptation in him to flex in the same manner as the statue. So he did, and giggled a little bit because it was frankly ridiculous.

[B2] Art Museum – class
“There’s a towel in case you’re a little shy but it’ll need to be removed once you’re on the platform.”

Cremisius could handle a lot of things by this point in his life. Strange non-Human creatures. Demons and the undead. Bathing in public. He had lived a lot and learned many things, in traveling from Tevinter to other places. This was not something he particularly relished learning and living, but he also wasn’t entirely certain that he could get out of it any other way. This was hardly the most embarrassing thing he’d ever done in his life, wasn’t it? And besides that, the easiest way out was through sometimes.

He tugged off his armor, the layers of his clothing. As long as he got his things back, he supposed he could spend a little while doing something absolutely asinine. When he was down to his stay and his shorts, he paused. This was nude enough for him, if he had any say in the matter. You could see his arms and almost all the way up his legs, and that was quite all right. He grabbed the towel and wrapped it around his body, without any intention of taking anything else off.


BANGR

bangr
CREMISIUS ACLASSI | 27
What's your favorite season to have sex and why?
VIRGIN ALERT

YES
NO



Wildcard
[Got an idea? Contact me by PM here or on discord at krempuffs#5806 if you'd like to do something in particular]
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[personal profile] assholic 2019-01-25 01:55 am (UTC)(link)
[...]

Are you a mutant watermelon? What the fuck are you. You LOOK human, but I'm starting to figure out that's not always the case. You're not a robot, are you? A robot borrowing someone's dick. That's

That's sad. They have batteries for that.
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[personal profile] thelosers 2019-01-25 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
we are venom who are you
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[personal profile] assholic 2019-01-25 01:57 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh great. He was a mental case.]

Jessica Jones. This the royal we or the 'there's four of us partying in this guy's head' we?
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hope you want another thread, because you're getting another thread

[personal profile] thequitecontrary 2019-01-25 01:58 am (UTC)(link)


I veto summer as well, though it's rather pleasant in England at least.
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[personal profile] thelosers 2019-01-25 02:02 am (UTC)(link)
[No it's worse. He's completely aware he's coming undone and he's got a bad case of alien pet slug.]

jessica jones we have no name cards to give or hands to shake what must we do [Eddie would know what to do but Eddie is sleeping, and on a good day, not very helpful anyway.]
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[personal profile] assholic 2019-01-25 02:03 am (UTC)(link)
Guess that depends on what you're going for. Watermelons are out of season. Guess you're SOL.
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[personal profile] thelosers 2019-01-25 02:04 am (UTC)(link)
sol what is sol is it sea food
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[personal profile] assholic 2019-01-25 02:05 am (UTC)(link)
[Ye gods. Spare her from... people?]

Shit outta luck. You're shit outta luck. Go to the inn if you're hungry. They might still feed newbies.
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[personal profile] thelosers 2019-01-25 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
why would we shit out luck
how do you know this of us jessica jones
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-I am so sorry-

[personal profile] assholic 2019-01-25 02:12 am (UTC)(link)
[Aww, he was slow as well. She was going to have to use smaller words.]

Shit OUT OF luck. For all I know, you're part leprechaun and you might actually shit out luck. Good for you. It's my job to know shit. Or was. Lucky you, I know just enough to tell you you wound up here at the end of a clusterfuck. There's that luck again.