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Zhautas ([personal profile] zhautasmods) wrote in [community profile] sexyspace2018-06-25 07:10 am
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TEST DRIVE MEME #2

Awakening
Artificial lights assault your eyes. It takes a few blinks for them to adjust properly. Quiet mechanical whirs and clicks sound in the small, sparse space that you had likely been corralled into before being put to sleep for the long journey. As grogginess fades away and lucidity starts to take hold, you begin to remember where you are and why you’re here on this spaceship thousands of light years away from home and perhaps everything and everyone you’ve ever known.

The multiverse is sick. It’s dying. And it’s up to you to save it. Or, at least, that’s what the Zenith Corporation had told you when they announced their search for a cure across the multiverse. They hand-picked individuals to be "volunteers" for the next stage of experimentation. Maybe they made it sound dire, maybe you already had your mind set to help, or maybe the specifics of how you could help was vague. Considering the alternative was wasting away on your home planet with no promise of when this cure might actually come to fruition, it ultimately wasn’t much of a choice either way.

Everything comes to life the more awake that you start to feel. "Good morning, volunteer," sounds a synthetic, feminine voice in your ear. That must be one of the fancy features they advertised about the chip that was injected just beneath your skin. A projected HUD above your torso displays and scrolls through several readings about the state of your being. "A scan of your vital signs show that everything is functioning as normal." There’s a small pause. "Wait-" The spike of alarm that should follow that single, distressed-sounding word is accompanied by a light chime. "Emotional responses are still accurate, too. Thank you for your cooperation!" Without any further explanation or allowing for protest, she continues on. "I hope you enjoyed your nap! We’ll be descending to planet #05031941 - common name designated as Zhautas - in approximately three hours. There will be a brief orientation for all volunteers exactly one hour before landing. Due to potential unnatural stress levels upon awakening from stasis, I suggest a relaxing trip to the garden beforehand."

If you have any questions, please don’t hesitate to ask.
My name is R.O.S.I.E. and, on behalf of all of us at the Zenith Corporation, we’re happy to have you aboard.
Code Credit

Say Aloe (Prospective Players Only)


Red lights lead the way to the gym, green will be your path to the gardens, ostignuh is- Wait, what do you mean the color ostignuh is burning your eyes? Huh. They must have over-corrected for your species. Oh, well. They’ll fix that for the next trip. For now, don’t worry about it. It probably didn’t lead to anything important anyway!

  1. The staff is much more attentive this time than they were with the first wave of volunteers. Poor feedback and the threat of losing their jobs if they don't improve their standing will do that! Unfortunately, it isn't just the colors that have been over-corrected. Despite how many times you tell the very helpful staff member that you're fine, they won't leave you alone. Are you sure? They can walk with you if you'd like. They can even hold your hand if you're overwhelmed! If there's anything you need, they're here for you.

    Maybe if you find a buddy to walk you to your destination they might divert their attention to a different volunteer. The buddy system is pretty fool-proof, after all.

  2. As you draw closer to the gardens, the lights in the hallway begin to dim. In fact, the only available source of illumination for a small distance is the thin green line across the floor guiding your way. Careful not to trip! There's handy railing to hold onto or maybe you accidentally grab the arm of that (hopefully) cute person nearby. It's kind of hard to tell and green isn't really a flattering color anyway.

    Suddenly, you're stepping into a wide open space of twilight. Iridescent flowers dot the landscape for as far as the eye can see. They come in all different shapes, sizes, and glow softly in this simulated night-scape. Trees of shining magenta leaves and blue bark wind up to the stars. Or, at least, the viewing panels that allow the stars to be seen from inside the ship. Not to worry, it's entirely safe and beautiful!

    The featured flower of this month is the Nykt Blossom. Be warned, however, that inhaling its pollen causes increased levels of oxytocin. This will cause you to feel compelled to bond socially with others. That is, you might find yourself a lot more friendly than usual! Maybe a little too friendly, even, if you're especially susceptible to its effects.

  3. It's very easy to miss the warning signs in this dark as you step into the section of the garden that houses the more alien plant-life.

    They'll fix that for the future, of course, but for now many volunteers are likely finding themselves subject to the same unfortunate circumstances. Coitendrils are in abundance here; they're a pretty touchy feely species. It's a plant that thrives in warm conditions and grows at an incredibly fast rate to seek out these cozy spots. As it turns out, your body warmth is the highest temperature around and exactly what it's looking for.

    Before you know it, long green tendrils are suddenly growing around your arms or legs in speedy spirals. They get everywhere in a matter of mere seconds. Their growth is aggressive, finding ways beneath the fabric of whatever clothes you happen to be wearing and to the skin below. The only way to reverse their growing hold is to cool yourself off and fast. Maybe someone can grab you some ice?
Orientation (Prospective Players Only)

Around an hour before landing, an announcement is made to everyone aboard the ship. It’s time to find your way to the amphitheater for orientation. If anyone gripes, they are reminded that it has mandatory safety information that the Zenith Corporation is legally required to cover. In fact, there's even a quiz at the end to make sure you understand all the technical ins and outs! The Zenith Corporation only has your best interests at heart. They also can’t afford another lawsuit or PR nightmare but who can, really? It’s only a half an hour long and R.O.S.I.E. reassures everyone that it will go by faster than they think.
  1. Are you way too cool for school? If you try to play hookey, the crew members of the spaceship are already on guard. You're not the first one to try this and they doubt you'll be the last. Try as you might to super sleuth your way around, there’ll be someone at apparently every single turn and twist you try.

    It’s also very likely that in scrambling to find a place to hide you’ll run into someone else breaking the rules! Perhaps great minds think alike and you decide to try to defy the system together. Or maybe they’re totally just getting in your way and you decide instead to throw them to the wolves to give yourself a better chance at escaping certain boredom that is an informational seminar. The choice is yours, volunteer!

  2. Whether you come to the orientation willingly or are dragged in by one of the staff, you’ll quickly realize just how bad R.O.S.I.E. lied. A half an hour feels almost like ten hours instead. The last time you checked your watch, it was somehow later than when you check it now. Is time going backward? It sure seems like it the longer you listen to the monotone voice read over colored flavor text clearly meant to engage but missing its mark stupendously. Even the motivation of a quiz at the end that needs to be passed in order to disembark seems to do little to nothing for your dwindling attention span.

    Finally, there’s a break in the bureaucratic monotony. The faceless, droning voice introduces one of the staff currently on Zhautas, Jeneviere. He's assistant to the head scientist, Professor Quintalian, and freshly assigned overseer of new volunteers. He also looks like he absolutely doesn't want to be the one doing this seminar.

    "Come now, Jenny," says a masculine voice off screen. "You promised."
    "I know what I said," he snaps, glaring off camera and not seeming to care much for the fact this is a live feed nor that these new volunteers are expecting something a bit more professional.
    "Then what's the problem?" the voice asks again. As it does, a tentacle wiggles into view and gives a reassuring pat on the deerman's shoulder. "I know for a fact that you like being filmed, Jenny, so really this shouldn't be so daunting-"

    As he speaks, Jeneviere's cheeks suddenly burn red hot. He stands forcefully out of his chair and uses one of those hoofs to kick harshly at the source of the tentacles. There's a very undignified squawk at the attack before the video feed cuts out and a technical difficulties sign is displayed.

    "... Right," the narrator from before says to break the undeniably awkward silence. "Just give us a moment, volunteers, and we'll get a pre-recorded seminar ready for you instead. In the meantime, let's open up communications with the facility and allow you to discuss with those already on the planet about what they've enjoyed most about their time on Zhautas so far?*

  3. Hopefully, you didn't forget about the quiz! The staff certainly didn't. After the pre-recorded seminar is run, papers are handed out. A quiet shuffle carries through the room as people pass them to and fro down the aisles. It all seems rather arbitrary and tedious but remember! You have to pass in order to disembark.

    It isn't too hard. Or maybe it is. Perhaps it's just the pressure that you only have fifteen minutes to complete it. What was the professor's first name again? How many research facilities are there on the planet? Staff are scrutinizing your every move now, it feels like. Do you take the risk and try to whisper for help to the person next to you? Pass notes? Do what you must to succeed! ...Or you can just shamefully take the quiz again and again and again until they're legally obligated to let you off board.
Welcome to Zhautas! (All Players)

Finally, it's time to disembark at the research facility. This time they have the right coordinates so it's as easy as stepping off the ship and to your new home away from home. Or, at least, it should have been that easy...

There's an awful lot of construction going on around here. Several beings with hard hats, power tools, and ridiculous amounts of glue are rushing about. They're shouting orders and saying "excuse me" where they remember to. Still, it can be hard to get a word in edgewise about the fact that you're new volunteers here to check-in. In addition to the construction, there's also an awful lot of important-seeming people walking throughout the facility as well that staff are far more attentive to than you.

In short, it's borderline chaos as you try to get your bearings.

  1. "Bad news, new volunteers," says R.O.S.I.E. in the midst of all the commotion. "We have your housing assignments but there have been some... technical difficulties in preparing the new rooms." There's actually been a lot of technical difficulties, period. Maybe you've already noticed with the lights randomly changing color or dimness, the vending machine that launched your drink at you, or R.O.S.I.E. herself glitching out periodically when responding. The problem with the rooms is that the doors won't open. Or they won't stay closed. Or that they open and close constantly and forcefully so it's a safety hazard. As if everything else going on with all the construction isn't.

    "We're working on it as fast as we can, but for now, we've set up a temporary sleeping situation until its resolved." Everyone will be directed to one of the larger common rooms in the east wing of the facility while the rest of the volunteers are still awaiting their new housing as promised. Mattresses are laid out in rows on the floor. There's plenty of blankets, pillows, and even some LED lights strung around the room to provide some nice ambience.

    Additionally, there's a screen covering one of the walls for a movie to be projected on before bed. R.O.S.I.E. has chosen a thematically appropriate film that was approved by Professor Quintalian himself. Snacks are provided too! It's an old-fashioned sleepover, volunteers. Make a blanket fort, enjoy what's on for your viewing pleasure, and have - most of all - have fun.

  2. What's a sleepover without scary stories? Flashlights have been provided and it's time to get spooky. Here's your chance to share that real thriller that you know from back home. Maybe another world has a similar tale! Either way, there's nothing like bonding over a little healthy fear. Right?

    Or maybe terrifying strangers isn't your idea of a good time and you'd rather make shadow puppets instead. That's also an option! In fact, some people are trying to start a contest out of it to see who can cast the most creative shadows around.

  3. The night staff comes around for one last security sweep. Get some sleep, they say. It's been a long day. Tomorrow might be even longer if they still can't figure out the rooms or where to put all these new volunteers for the time being.

    As nice as that sounds, it's a little easier said than done. Whether it's the construction noise, the person next to you snoring, or late night existential thoughts it's difficult for sleep to find you. Maybe talking to someone might help? Or maybe you just need to go to the bathroom. Good luck crossing the swath of bodies, in the case of the latter, and who knows! You might find someone else having as much trouble sleeping as you that you can commiserate with.

    Or maybe you're the one snoring. Do you happen to kick in your sleep? How unfortunate for the person assigned to the mat next to you. They might be courteous or they might tell you just how obnoxious it is. Whatever the case might actually be, you're likely in for a long first night here at the research facility.
Network/Bangr (All Players)

During all the goings-on, R.O.S.I.E. will prompt you to set up your presence on the network. Pick a username, a profile picture, and commence to shitposting immediately if you so desire! Additionally, if you want to get a headstart on your contribution to the volunteer program, why not set up your Bangr? R.O.S.I.E. even has an icebreaker question ready for you! They change every month. This month's question is:

Do you like wake-up sex or staying up all night?*
(*Despite what you might actually put, know that R.O.S.I.E. is a little glitchy. What you wrote might not actually be what's displayed! I.E., you can totally use this as a misfire type deal in case your character wouldn't answer this question.)


bangr
Professor Quintalian | 35
Do you like wake-up sex or staying up all night?
Wake-up sex is the best, in my opinion. Hormones are more haywire first thing in the morning; it's just scientific sense to get your bang in during wake-up time.

YES
NO


BANGR CODE
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laqueata: (pic#12388592)

[personal profile] laqueata 2018-07-07 01:20 pm (UTC)(link)
my grammy always tells me i've very very special, but i think it's mainly because she wants to butter me up all the time so i'll do what she needs me to do

kinda why i ran away

anyway what's your deal, how is it possible that you're all these years old?
drehnifusbahi: (*total sincerity*)

[personal profile] drehnifusbahi 2018-07-07 03:31 pm (UTC)(link)
[That part he still hasn't entirely come to grips with, simply because he has no frame of reference - the Augur of Dunlain had been a man, once, and even the wonders the Dwemer created couldn't compare to her.]

Yes, please. [He tries it on his own first, to adjust the settings the way she'd done for the men.] There - do I have it?
drehnifusbahi: (deep in thought)

[personal profile] drehnifusbahi 2018-07-07 03:35 pm (UTC)(link)
[No, there certainly isn't.]

I suppose the most concise way to put it would be 'adventuring.'
sharkasm: (Olympic tsunner)

[personal profile] sharkasm 2018-07-07 03:37 pm (UTC)(link)
[Only if you throw in some cream.]

Yeah. As long as we're finally getting one [HE FUCKING WELL HOPES] it may as well be the proper dimensions so I can get training.

[He's... kind of leaving out the most important bit of information, isn't he?]

I'm a swimmer, so.
sharkasm: (angry shark)

[personal profile] sharkasm 2018-07-07 03:42 pm (UTC)(link)
"HEY!"

Rin valiantly defends himself from the oncoming softness by raising his arms, trying to launch the mattress back at Karkat in the same motion. It doesn't really work that way - the mattress just sort of slinks to the ground after almost doubling over - but hey, points for intent? He jumps to his feet.

"What the hell do you think you're doing?!"
sharkasm: (Olympic tsunner)

[personal profile] sharkasm 2018-07-07 03:55 pm (UTC)(link)
[HOSHIT backtracking so fast...]

I-It's not like I said it's wrong!

[For guys to like guys. He really doesn't think it is! It's just one of those things you hear about but never encounter!? Like, if you saw a polar bear walking down the street, you'd be weirded out, too!

... Look, he's a teenager. What's "normal" is important to him - until reality intervenes like this.]


But liking girls is common, right? It's common!

[Ffff don't ask him to understand bisexuality all at once, he's barely seriously thought about sex at all.]

No, liking both is probably even less common...

[IS THAT EVEN REAL?!]
compelledtoprotect: (do what?)

[personal profile] compelledtoprotect 2018-07-07 04:45 pm (UTC)(link)
[He patted the kid's shoulder with a smile, and if it was a little tight, well, it was because he was worried. Shouto seemed so unsure about being in the facility, it made him truly nervous over the kid staying safe. Still, the boy was old enough to make that choice, if barely. Steve had read the paperwork and he remembered the age limit, although he definitely didn't like it.]


Good. And I do mean anything Shouto. I'm not going to tell any secrets if you have them, I promise. I just want to make sure you're safe and happy.
compelledtoprotect: (so so happy!)

[personal profile] compelledtoprotect 2018-07-07 05:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[He chuckled and gave a slight shrug, enjoying the teasing. Steve didn't get to do that very often and Jim had given him some pretty decent material.]


Well it sort of sounded that way. I mean, what else is there to do besides sip your coffee between giving orders? It still sounds boring to me, sitting back and just watching. But I'll buy you sometimes do stuff off the ship. Still sounds pretty hum drum though. I mean, how hard is it to sign a piece of paper or shoot a gun once in a while?
compelledtoprotect: (such a damn cutie!)

[personal profile] compelledtoprotect 2018-07-07 05:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Well . . . yeah. I mean, have you never shaken hands?


[Wait, dogs didn't shake hands, did they? Or well, they did, but not with human hands on both sides. Assuming Ren really had been a dog, it made sense the man wouldn't know what to do. He chuckled a little when the guy just pushed at his palm with a single finger, taking in the slightly off visual. The man was certainly unique, but it worked on Ren. Those teeth though. Steve couldn't help worrying about anyone trying to kiss the guy.

He spoke as he demonstrated what to do, gently taking the man's wrist and placing their palms together, curling his fingers loosely around Ren's hand.]



Here. Like this. Once you're holding my hand, we move them up and down a few times, then let go. Be careful not to hold too tight, but don't just barely grip either. It takes a little practice but you'll get it. This is how people say hello where I'm from.
drehnifusbahi: (*total sincerity*)

[personal profile] drehnifusbahi 2018-07-07 06:09 pm (UTC)(link)
They certainly seem to, don't they?

[Despite only really having the image and this conversation to base his impression on, he is most definitely including Magnus in that. Just call it a hunch.]

I've dealt with a fair few crises in my own world, but none on this scale - and none of them required leaving it all together. I'm afraid we'll just have to muddle through together.
brotrips: (♕113)

[personal profile] brotrips 2018-07-07 06:45 pm (UTC)(link)
(That's the whole point. If everyone sleeps in, no one will be awake to force Noctis out of bed.)

Just because I'm not the one challenging the sun to see who can get up earliest doesn't mean I'm sleeping that late.

Besides, we have roommates here, but if your bed is free, don't mind if I do.
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[personal profile] bibulous 2018-07-07 07:21 pm (UTC)(link)
You take all the time you need.

( he's certainly not going anywhere, not with the promise of poe and so many others walking around this planet. sure, his heart's a bit battered, a bit broken but there are many ways to mend it and being here is one of them. )

Beauty sleep is important.

( he knows where you're going, poe. sleep tight, don't let the bed bugs bite. )
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[personal profile] episodically 2018-07-07 07:25 pm (UTC)(link)
You're breaking my heart here. I'm telling you all about my dream job of bossing people around and having them at my beck and call --

( someone -- probably uhura -- would have kicked him several times, in the most sensitive of areas, if she'd heard him say she was at anyone's beck and call. )

Are you a pilot or something? Is that why you're being so insistent on me driving? Sulu would be offended if I tried to take his job away from him. He's good at it.

( that and fencing. and other things, of course. )
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[personal profile] episodically 2018-07-07 07:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, yeah, I know you're not the same person from where I'm from. Believe me, I know.

( he'd kind of met someone who looked freakily like you except older but there's no way to tell if that spock was the same as this spock and -- the whole thing was making jim's head hurt, honestly.

he wonders idly if that means there's another jim out there. maybe multiple jims? this spock has already referenced another jim kirk and that just makes jim intensely curious about what he's like. )


I just figure there are similarities, that's all. You and he might be different but you're still Spock. Still same basic template. Still Vulcan to the bone.
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i know we hit captcha but i still want to tag this!

[personal profile] vashoth 2018-07-07 07:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[The tail, again. It's almost a brighter signal than the rest of her body language. Bull has noticed that, at least.]

Never heard of aether. That some weird magic crap in your world?

[No gemstones to speak of, but Bull has to admit that it is interesting information. If he were Dorian or Solas, he'd probably be beside himself with curiosity -- but Bull is far more cautious around strange and foreign magic. Particularly when he doesn't know how it will interact with him. For all the horrors the Fade possesses, it's a familiar hell. Grudgingly,]

All right, Emmy. Just don't get tangled under my feet or I might step on one of those tails. Not personal.

[But he's big, and it's tiny, so.]
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[personal profile] bibulous 2018-07-07 07:40 pm (UTC)(link)
( good intuition there, vanyel. very good. )

Ah, but I have to ask when you say we'll, does that mean you and I or does that mean the group as a whole?

( he has his preferences as to what he hopes it means. )

Seems an important distinction to make, yes?
brotrips: (♕50)

[personal profile] brotrips 2018-07-07 07:59 pm (UTC)(link)
(So, 'she' is a 'he' after all. Nodding, he pushes himself up and slowly makes his way past the sleeping bodies. Suddenly, he feels himself a bit shy as he closes the distance and stops in front of Midare. The prince holds up a hand in a make-shift wave before dropping it quickly.)

Hey. I'm Noctis.

(Smooth as cold molasses.)
astralera: (Default)

i appreciate it! ;u;

[personal profile] astralera 2018-07-07 08:03 pm (UTC)(link)
brotrips: (♕67)

[personal profile] brotrips 2018-07-07 08:04 pm (UTC)(link)
You'd have to fight it to lose, and what's the point? You skip the boring part of road trips, not everybody can travel at night, and the sun's too bright when it first comes up. Sleeping's smart.

(They can start a campaign.)

I could use you for backup in some places.
compelledtoprotect: (happy)

also pretend i've been saying hospital corners XD idk where my mind went |D

[personal profile] compelledtoprotect 2018-07-07 08:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Sousuke. Sousuke. Got it. And yeah, it just takes some practice. Here, watch me.


[It didn't take Steve long thanks to so much practice over the years. He stood at the far end of the mattress and snapped out the sheet, pulling it taunt with sharp, precise movements, going a lot slower than he normally would have so the boy could follow what he did. He tucked the ends under at the head and foot, then picked up the side drape and smoothed it into a 45 degree angle at each corner, then tucked the rest of the drape in along each side.

He repeated the process with another sheet and a blanket, leaving the sides undone until he folded down a portion at the head of the mattress, then attended to the sides. When he straightened you could have bounced a quarter off it, but of course he didn't have one handy. Steve glanced at Sousuke with a grin.]



There you go, a bed worthy of a drill sergeant. Think you can do it or do you need me to go over it a few times?
yenna: (Default)

[personal profile] yenna 2018-07-07 08:58 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Like, one more. ]

Close but not far off. No dust or witchery, however magic is fairly obvious.
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[personal profile] bottombitch 2018-07-07 09:54 pm (UTC)(link)
[ UGH HE'S SO CUTE ]

Mm! It's normal for guys to bathe together, so it's no problem.

[ Aoba wishes he had a shorter table, so they can eat more easily while sitting on the bed, so he just takes a seat next to him and sets the covered dish down. He lifts the lid and steam wafts up. He selects a few skewers and hands one to Ren. ]
brotrips: (♕78)

[personal profile] brotrips 2018-07-07 11:50 pm (UTC)(link)
(Noctis has accepted the situation in title only, as of now. He's still unsure how he's supposed to close the gap between inexperienced and casual sex for experimentation sake. Maybe that's what makes Mizuki so appealing: it's easy to forget his real objective here. It's like talking to one of his friend versus someone he has to scope out as a potential sex partner.

For now.)


Fruit juice? If it's berry, I'll take it. (Vegetables can be ejected into space, but fruits are fine.)

But there's really no alcohol? Casual sex is okay, but no drinking? (Not that Noctis is a heavy drinker, but he certainly wouldn't refuse something to help calm his nerves now.)
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[personal profile] hotdiggity 2018-07-07 11:53 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh good. They'd bathe together after. Ren takes the skewer and watches Aoba to see how he eats it. He'd seen Aoba eat many meals before but he'd never paid attention that closely. He hadn't needed to.

The first bite is slow.

So is the second.

Then it hits his stomach and just how hungry he is overwhelms him. Ren shoves the meat into his mouth, eyes closed to stop the tears from welling up. He doesn't know why he's so upset.]
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[personal profile] hotdiggity 2018-07-07 11:53 pm (UTC)(link)
[Ren pays close attention the lesson.]

I have but I never watched as much as I should have. It seems to be what's wrong with me now.

[When he'd been an Allmate it hadn't been necessary to act or behave as a human would. Now he was seeing how that was a mistake. He shakes Steve's hand and the more they do it, the bigger his smile becomes.]

I'm doing it!