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TEST DRIVE MEME #2

Awakening

Artificial lights assault your eyes. It takes a few blinks for them to adjust properly. Quiet mechanical whirs and clicks sound in the small, sparse space that you had likely been corralled into before being put to sleep for the long journey. As grogginess fades away and lucidity starts to take hold, you begin to remember where you are and why you’re here on this spaceship thousands of light years away from home and perhaps everything and everyone you’ve ever known.

The multiverse is sick. It’s dying. And it’s up to you to save it. Or, at least, that’s what the Zenith Corporation had told you when they announced their search for a cure across the multiverse. They hand-picked individuals to be "volunteers" for the next stage of experimentation. Maybe they made it sound dire, maybe you already had your mind set to help, or maybe the specifics of how you could help was vague. Considering the alternative was wasting away on your home planet with no promise of when this cure might actually come to fruition, it ultimately wasn’t much of a choice either way.

Everything comes to life the more awake that you start to feel. "Good morning, volunteer," sounds a synthetic, feminine voice in your ear. That must be one of the fancy features they advertised about the chip that was injected just beneath your skin. A projected HUD above your torso displays and scrolls through several readings about the state of your being. "A scan of your vital signs show that everything is functioning as normal." There’s a small pause. "Wait-" The spike of alarm that should follow that single, distressed-sounding word is accompanied by a light chime. "Emotional responses are still accurate, too. Thank you for your cooperation!" Without any further explanation or allowing for protest, she continues on. "I hope you enjoyed your nap! We’ll be descending to planet #05031941 - common name designated as Zhautas - in approximately three hours. There will be a brief orientation for all volunteers exactly one hour before landing. Due to potential unnatural stress levels upon awakening from stasis, I suggest a relaxing trip to the garden beforehand."

If you have any questions, please don’t hesitate to ask.
My name is R.O.S.I.E. and, on behalf of all of us at the Zenith Corporation, we’re happy to have you aboard.

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Say Aloe (Prospective Players Only)

Red lights lead the way to the gym, green will be your path to the gardens, ostignuh is- Wait, what do you mean the color ostignuh is burning your eyes? Huh. They must have over-corrected for your species. Oh, well. They’ll fix that for the next trip. For now, don’t worry about it. It probably didn’t lead to anything important anyway!

The staff is much more attentive this time than they were with the first wave of volunteers. Poor feedback and the threat of losing their jobs if they don't improve their standing will do that! Unfortunately, it isn't just the colors that have been over-corrected. Despite how many times you tell the very helpful staff member that you're fine, they won't leave you alone. Are you sure? They can walk with you if you'd like. They can even hold your hand if you're overwhelmed! If there's anything you need, they're here for you.

Maybe if you find a buddy to walk you to your destination they might divert their attention to a different volunteer. The buddy system is pretty fool-proof, after all.

As you draw closer to the gardens, the lights in the hallway begin to dim. In fact, the only available source of illumination for a small distance is the thin green line across the floor guiding your way. Careful not to trip! There's handy railing to hold onto or maybe you accidentally grab the arm of that (hopefully) cute person nearby. It's kind of hard to tell and green isn't really a flattering color anyway.

Suddenly, you're stepping into a wide open space of twilight. Iridescent flowers dot the landscape for as far as the eye can see. They come in all different shapes, sizes, and glow softly in this simulated night-scape. Trees of shining magenta leaves and blue bark wind up to the stars. Or, at least, the viewing panels that allow the stars to be seen from inside the ship. Not to worry, it's entirely safe and beautiful!

The featured flower of this month is the Nykt Blossom. Be warned, however, that inhaling its pollen causes increased levels of oxytocin. This will cause you to feel compelled to bond socially with others. That is, you might find yourself a lot more friendly than usual! Maybe a little too friendly, even, if you're especially susceptible to its effects.

It's very easy to miss the warning signs in this dark as you step into the section of the garden that houses the more alien plant-life.

They'll fix that for the future, of course, but for now many volunteers are likely finding themselves subject to the same unfortunate circumstances. Coitendrils are in abundance here; they're a pretty touchy feely species. It's a plant that thrives in warm conditions and grows at an incredibly fast rate to seek out these cozy spots. As it turns out, your body warmth is the highest temperature around and exactly what it's looking for.

Before you know it, long green tendrils are suddenly growing around your arms or legs in speedy spirals. They get everywhere in a matter of mere seconds. Their growth is aggressive, finding ways beneath the fabric of whatever clothes you happen to be wearing and to the skin below. The only way to reverse their growing hold is to cool yourself off and fast. Maybe someone can grab you some ice?

Orientation (Prospective Players Only)

Around an hour before landing, an announcement is made to everyone aboard the ship. It’s time to find your way to the amphitheater for orientation. If anyone gripes, they are reminded that it has mandatory safety information that the Zenith Corporation is legally required to cover. In fact, there's even a quiz at the end to make sure you understand all the technical ins and outs! The Zenith Corporation only has your best interests at heart. They also can’t afford another lawsuit or PR nightmare but who can, really? It’s only a half an hour long and R.O.S.I.E. reassures everyone that it will go by faster than they think.

Are you way too cool for school? If you try to play hookey, the crew members of the spaceship are already on guard. You're not the first one to try this and they doubt you'll be the last. Try as you might to super sleuth your way around, there’ll be someone at apparently every single turn and twist you try.

It’s also very likely that in scrambling to find a place to hide you’ll run into someone else breaking the rules! Perhaps great minds think alike and you decide to try to defy the system together. Or maybe they’re totally just getting in your way and you decide instead to throw them to the wolves to give yourself a better chance at escaping certain boredom that is an informational seminar. The choice is yours, volunteer!

Whether you come to the orientation willingly or are dragged in by one of the staff, you’ll quickly realize just how bad R.O.S.I.E. lied. A half an hour feels almost like ten hours instead. The last time you checked your watch, it was somehow later than when you check it now. Is time going backward? It sure seems like it the longer you listen to the monotone voice read over colored flavor text clearly meant to engage but missing its mark stupendously. Even the motivation of a quiz at the end that needs to be passed in order to disembark seems to do little to nothing for your dwindling attention span.

Finally, there’s a break in the bureaucratic monotony. The faceless, droning voice introduces one of the staff currently on Zhautas, Jeneviere. He's assistant to the head scientist, Professor Quintalian, and freshly assigned overseer of new volunteers. He also looks like he absolutely doesn't want to be the one doing this seminar.

"Come now, Jenny," says a masculine voice off screen. "You promised."
"I know what I said," he snaps, glaring off camera and not seeming to care much for the fact this is a live feed nor that these new volunteers are expecting something a bit more professional.
"Then what's the problem?" the voice asks again. As it does, a tentacle wiggles into view and gives a reassuring pat on the deerman's shoulder. "I know for a fact that you like being filmed, Jenny, so really this shouldn't be so daunting-"

As he speaks, Jeneviere's cheeks suddenly burn red hot. He stands forcefully out of his chair and uses one of those hoofs to kick harshly at the source of the tentacles. There's a very undignified squawk at the attack before the video feed cuts out and a technical difficulties sign is displayed.

"... Right," the narrator from before says to break the undeniably awkward silence. "Just give us a moment, volunteers, and we'll get a pre-recorded seminar ready for you instead. In the meantime, let's open up communications with the facility and allow you to discuss with those already on the planet about what they've enjoyed most about their time on Zhautas so far?*
Hopefully, you didn't forget about the quiz! The staff certainly didn't. After the pre-recorded seminar is run, papers are handed out. A quiet shuffle carries through the room as people pass them to and fro down the aisles. It all seems rather arbitrary and tedious but remember! You have to pass in order to disembark.

It isn't too hard. Or maybe it is. Perhaps it's just the pressure that you only have fifteen minutes to complete it. What was the professor's first name again? How many research facilities are there on the planet? Staff are scrutinizing your every move now, it feels like. Do you take the risk and try to whisper for help to the person next to you? Pass notes? Do what you must to succeed! ...Or you can just shamefully take the quiz again and again and again until they're legally obligated to let you off board.

Welcome to Zhautas! (All Players)

Finally, it's time to disembark at the research facility. This time they have the right coordinates so it's as easy as stepping off the ship and to your new home away from home. Or, at least, it should have been that easy...

There's an awful lot of construction going on around here. Several beings with hard hats, power tools, and ridiculous amounts of glue are rushing about. They're shouting orders and saying "excuse me" where they remember to. Still, it can be hard to get a word in edgewise about the fact that you're new volunteers here to check-in. In addition to the construction, there's also an awful lot of important-seeming people walking throughout the facility as well that staff are far more attentive to than you.

In short, it's borderline chaos as you try to get your bearings.

"Bad news, new volunteers," says R.O.S.I.E. in the midst of all the commotion. "We have your housing assignments but there have been some... technical difficulties in preparing the new rooms." There's actually been a lot of technical difficulties, period. Maybe you've already noticed with the lights randomly changing color or dimness, the vending machine that launched your drink at you, or R.O.S.I.E. herself glitching out periodically when responding. The problem with the rooms is that the doors won't open. Or they won't stay closed. Or that they open and close constantly and forcefully so it's a safety hazard. As if everything else going on with all the construction isn't.

"We're working on it as fast as we can, but for now, we've set up a temporary sleeping situation until its resolved." Everyone will be directed to one of the larger common rooms in the east wing of the facility while the rest of the volunteers are still awaiting their new housing as promised. Mattresses are laid out in rows on the floor. There's plenty of blankets, pillows, and even some LED lights strung around the room to provide some nice ambience.

Additionally, there's a screen covering one of the walls for a movie to be projected on before bed. R.O.S.I.E. has chosen a thematically appropriate film that was approved by Professor Quintalian himself. Snacks are provided too! It's an old-fashioned sleepover, volunteers. Make a blanket fort, enjoy what's on for your viewing pleasure, and have - most of all - have fun.

What's a sleepover without scary stories? Flashlights have been provided and it's time to get spooky. Here's your chance to share that real thriller that you know from back home. Maybe another world has a similar tale! Either way, there's nothing like bonding over a little healthy fear. Right?

Or maybe terrifying strangers isn't your idea of a good time and you'd rather make shadow puppets instead. That's also an option! In fact, some people are trying to start a contest out of it to see who can cast the most creative shadows around.

The night staff comes around for one last security sweep. Get some sleep, they say. It's been a long day. Tomorrow might be even longer if they still can't figure out the rooms or where to put all these new volunteers for the time being.

As nice as that sounds, it's a little easier said than done. Whether it's the construction noise, the person next to you snoring, or late night existential thoughts it's difficult for sleep to find you. Maybe talking to someone might help? Or maybe you just need to go to the bathroom. Good luck crossing the swath of bodies, in the case of the latter, and who knows! You might find someone else having as much trouble sleeping as you that you can commiserate with.

Or maybe you're the one snoring. Do you happen to kick in your sleep? How unfortunate for the person assigned to the mat next to you. They might be courteous or they might tell you just how obnoxious it is. Whatever the case might actually be, you're likely in for a long first night here at the research facility.

Network/Bangr (All Players)

During all the goings-on, R.O.S.I.E. will prompt you to set up your presence on the network. Pick a username, a profile picture, and commence to shitposting immediately if you so desire! Additionally, if you want to get a headstart on your contribution to the volunteer program, why not set up your Bangr? R.O.S.I.E. even has an icebreaker question ready for you! They change every month. This month's question is:

Do you like wake-up sex or staying up all night?*
(*Despite what you might actually put, know that R.O.S.I.E. is a little glitchy. What you wrote might not actually be what's displayed! I.E., you can totally use this as a misfire type deal in case your character wouldn't answer this question.)

bangr

Professor Quintalian | 35

Do you like wake-up sex or staying up all night?
Wake-up sex is the best, in my opinion. Hormones are more haywire first thing in the morning; it's just scientific sense to get your bang in during wake-up time.

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YES <span style="font-family: times; font-size:40px; color:#33cc33;">✓</span>	NO <span style="font-family: times; font-size:40px; color:#CC0000;">✕</span>

BANGR CODE Please copy this pastebin for now!

Extra Notes

The BANGR code only works in comments, there is a separate code for entries!
If you're testing this code before posting it here please do so in a comment to an entry for accuracy!

TDM top levels are allowed for current characters and/or new characters!
However, current characters can ONLY interact with the following prompts:
WELCOME TO ZHAUTAS where new characters are on the planet AND/OR the network options available if they want the thread to be considered game canon.

NAVIGATION ✦ TAKEN ✦ RESERVES

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

How polite of you, dear. -Eirin chuckled lightly, taking a moment to stretch briefly before making her way to her feet. Cu would be witness to her way out of the room, as well, Eirin almost dancing over the sleeping bodies, her grace seemingly wasted on such a simple task.-

It's the least I can do, right?

[He felt a bit uneasy looking at her, something was just giving him an odd feeling. Again, though, he decided to ignore it. He pulled his cloak on and followed her out, noticeably less graceful. He managed to not wake anyone up, a small victory.]

Now to find an exit... -She spoke a bit more loudly once they were in the hallway, looking about the dimly lit space for a map of some kind. Failing that...-

Differences in air pressure... That should be easy enough to follow. -Wait, what? She could detect something like that?-

[...Was she a Servant? He furrowed his brow, but decided not to ask that for now.]

You can tell differences in air pressure that easily? Pretty impressive.

You'd be surprised what sort of skills one can practice with enough time, dear. -Eirin chuckled, not really... explaining anything at all as she started to move down the hallway.-

[He followed a short distance behind, that sinking feeling from early coming back.]

I take it you've been around a long time, then?

Long enough. -Her tone had that same, practices calmness. The sort one would expect from any medical professional, really. But when she said things like that in that tone, it carried with it a weight that would normally seem like background noise. Like there was far more to those simple two words than anything else. And that information was being willingly betrayed, given she didn't project the air of a woman who often made mistakes. If ever.-

I take it you're a smoker? I can tell by the look of your lips, and the slight labor in your breathing... Well. Slight for someone who isn't human, at least.

[He quirked an eyebrow at that response. Best to leave that alone for now. He felt like she might try to kill him if he kept pressing that. He looked uncomfortable for a moment. Her perceptiveness was starting to get to him.]

I am...How did you know I'm not human? [As a Servant, especially as a Caster, he gave off magical energy. Only a skilled magus or other Servants could sense that, though.]

A medical professional of my caliber should be able to tell these things without needing it explained. -Once more, a relatively vague answer. But she hadn't touched him. She hadn't even been that close to him besides their sleeping next to each other, and that hadn't been that long.-

For the sake of being polite, I'll ask nicely that you refrain from smoking near me. I'd rather not get the scent in my clothes.

I try not to smoke around other people, anyway. [He still seemed bothered.]

You haven't even touched me, doctor. I don't sense any magecraft, either...You're definitely strange.

Would you prefer I did? Touch you, I mean? -She turned to flash him a sly grin over her shoulder, chuckling as she did so.-

[Oh. Usually he was the one making comments like that. He wasn't flustered by that and, instead, took it as a challenge.]

I wouldn't say no to an examination. [A little grin of his own.]

Perhaps some other time. -Shot down. But hey, she found a door that lead out to a balcony, just what the doctor had ordered in the first place.-

After you, dear.

I'll hold you to it. [It was worth a shot. His companion, despite setting off all kinds of warning bells, was beautiful and certainly worth trying for.

He stepped out ahead of her, taking a deep breath. It was nicer to be out of that stuffy, smelly room, for sure.]

It's already better out here.

-Eirin said nothing more as she stepped out behind him, into the night air. No, instead her focus was entirely on the sky, the starlight casting an almost ethereal glow over her as she observed the expanse of the cosmos before her.-

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[Cu took a moment just to look at Eirin. The air about her made it seem as though she was as eternal as the expanse she stood before. He kept his gaze leveled on her for a bit longer before looking out to the stars.

They weren't the stars he was used to seeing. He couldn't find the familiar constellations in the sky the he used as a guide. He frowned for a moment. He thought he'd be okay with being on an alien world, but a feeling of longing suddenly overtook him. He tried to shake the feeling off by starting up a conversation again.]

What's your name, doctor? You can call me Caster.

Dr. Eirin Yagokoro...

-She turned to him, at least slightly, enough to let her eyes rest on him instead of the sky above her, and while there was no smile on her face, there wasn't really any real darkness to her words. Which was rather important, given what she was saying.-

You didn't give your real name. I suppose it's fine. Technically, I didn't give you mine.

[He was so uneasy in her presence. Everything was telling him to go back to that awfully crowded room, but here he stood instead. This was not a feeling he was used to and, in fact, only one other woman inspired this feeling within him.]

My true name's not important, yours probably isn't, either. It's just something to call each other by, right? Names change and fade away, your deeds are what matter.

-Eirin's gaze returned to the sky, particularly, the moon... The glow of it reflecting in her eyes in an almost uncanny way.-

You're also disturbed by me in some way, yet you're still here.

You're trouble and I know it, but I can't make myself leave. [There was also the fear he was denying.] Plus I can't leave a woman as beautiful as yourself alone. I'm sure you can handle anything that might come your way, but an extra set of eyes never hurt, right?

-There's a moment of silence between them, as Eirin sort of just keeps staring at the moon, before she finally turns away from its divine glow, letting out a small laugh as her smile warms the rest of her face.-

I'll say this much; you're either a fool, or a god of fortune. And I think I can safely assume it's the former.

But... I don't really mind fools, in moments like this. You've nothing to fear from me, Caster. -At least, not at the moment.- I'm simply here to learn, and I don't think making trouble will help that goal.

[He didn't seem to enjoy being called a fool, but he didn't protest. A god of fortune generally had better luck than he did, after all. He looks to Eirin, bathed in the light of the moon and finds the words caught in his throat for just a moment.]

And I'm here to help guide people along their paths, for better or worse. For now, I'll trust you and take your word I've got nothing to fear. [He did seem to relax a little bit.]

But...who's to say there's nothing to learn from making trouble?

-A laugh, her smile brightening.-

Perhaps, but certainly not at the moment.

But, you said you're here to guide people? Do you mean the researchers here?

[He shook his head.]

Not particularly. Anyone who might need the help, anyone who's struggling. It's a role druids have to accept. [He didn't sound too fond of the fact, but it was a duty he took seriously, regardless.]

A druid, are you? Tell me more, if you please. I find myself curious.

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