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Zhautas ([personal profile] zhautasmods) wrote in [community profile] sexyspace2018-07-03 08:30 pm
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TEST DRIVE MEME #2.5 (OVERFLOW EDITION)

Awakening
Artificial lights assault your eyes. It takes a few blinks for them to adjust properly. Quiet mechanical whirs and clicks sound in the small, sparse space that you had likely been corralled into before being put to sleep for the long journey. As grogginess fades away and lucidity starts to take hold, you begin to remember where you are and why you’re here on this spaceship thousands of light years away from home and perhaps everything and everyone you’ve ever known.

The multiverse is sick. It’s dying. And it’s up to you to save it. Or, at least, that’s what the Zenith Corporation had told you when they announced their search for a cure across the multiverse. They hand-picked individuals to be "volunteers" for the next stage of experimentation. Maybe they made it sound dire, maybe you already had your mind set to help, or maybe the specifics of how you could help was vague. Considering the alternative was wasting away on your home planet with no promise of when this cure might actually come to fruition, it ultimately wasn’t much of a choice either way.

Everything comes to life the more awake that you start to feel. "Good morning, volunteer," sounds a synthetic, feminine voice in your ear. That must be one of the fancy features they advertised about the chip that was injected just beneath your skin. A projected HUD above your torso displays and scrolls through several readings about the state of your being. "A scan of your vital signs show that everything is functioning as normal." There’s a small pause. "Wait-" The spike of alarm that should follow that single, distressed-sounding word is accompanied by a light chime. "Emotional responses are still accurate, too. Thank you for your cooperation!" Without any further explanation or allowing for protest, she continues on. "I hope you enjoyed your nap! We’ll be descending to planet #05031941 - common name designated as Zhautas - in approximately three hours. There will be a brief orientation for all volunteers exactly one hour before landing. Due to potential unnatural stress levels upon awakening from stasis, I suggest a relaxing trip to the garden beforehand."

If you have any questions, please don’t hesitate to ask.
My name is R.O.S.I.E. and, on behalf of all of us at the Zenith Corporation, we’re happy to have you aboard.
Code Credit

Say Aloe (Prospective Players Only)


Red lights lead the way to the gym, green will be your path to the gardens, ostignuh is- Wait, what do you mean the color ostignuh is burning your eyes? Huh. They must have over-corrected for your species. Oh, well. They’ll fix that for the next trip. For now, don’t worry about it. It probably didn’t lead to anything important anyway!

  1. The staff is much more attentive this time than they were with the first wave of volunteers. Poor feedback and the threat of losing their jobs if they don't improve their standing will do that! Unfortunately, it isn't just the colors that have been over-corrected. Despite how many times you tell the very helpful staff member that you're fine, they won't leave you alone. Are you sure? They can walk with you if you'd like. They can even hold your hand if you're overwhelmed! If there's anything you need, they're here for you.

    Maybe if you find a buddy to walk you to your destination they might divert their attention to a different volunteer. The buddy system is pretty fool-proof, after all.

  2. As you draw closer to the gardens, the lights in the hallway begin to dim. In fact, the only available source of illumination for a small distance is the thin green line across the floor guiding your way. Careful not to trip! There's handy railing to hold onto or maybe you accidentally grab the arm of that (hopefully) cute person nearby. It's kind of hard to tell and green isn't really a flattering color anyway.

    Suddenly, you're stepping into a wide open space of twilight. Iridescent flowers dot the landscape for as far as the eye can see. They come in all different shapes, sizes, and glow softly in this simulated night-scape. Trees of shining magenta leaves and blue bark wind up to the stars. Or, at least, the viewing panels that allow the stars to be seen from inside the ship. Not to worry, it's entirely safe and beautiful!

    The featured flower of this month is the Nykt Blossom. Be warned, however, that inhaling its pollen causes increased levels of oxytocin. This will cause you to feel compelled to bond socially with others. That is, you might find yourself a lot more friendly than usual! Maybe a little too friendly, even, if you're especially susceptible to its effects.

  3. It's very easy to miss the warning signs in this dark as you step into the section of the garden that houses the more alien plant-life.

    They'll fix that for the future, of course, but for now many volunteers are likely finding themselves subject to the same unfortunate circumstances. Coitendrils are in abundance here; they're a pretty touchy feely species. It's a plant that thrives in warm conditions and grows at an incredibly fast rate to seek out these cozy spots. As it turns out, your body warmth is the highest temperature around and exactly what it's looking for.

    Before you know it, long green tendrils are suddenly growing around your arms or legs in speedy spirals. They get everywhere in a matter of mere seconds. Their growth is aggressive, finding ways beneath the fabric of whatever clothes you happen to be wearing and to the skin below. The only way to reverse their growing hold is to cool yourself off and fast. Maybe someone can grab you some ice?
Orientation (Prospective Players Only)

Around an hour before landing, an announcement is made to everyone aboard the ship. It’s time to find your way to the amphitheater for orientation. If anyone gripes, they are reminded that it has mandatory safety information that the Zenith Corporation is legally required to cover. In fact, there's even a quiz at the end to make sure you understand all the technical ins and outs! The Zenith Corporation only has your best interests at heart. They also can’t afford another lawsuit or PR nightmare but who can, really? It’s only a half an hour long and R.O.S.I.E. reassures everyone that it will go by faster than they think.
  1. Are you way too cool for school? If you try to play hookey, the crew members of the spaceship are already on guard. You're not the first one to try this and they doubt you'll be the last. Try as you might to super sleuth your way around, there’ll be someone at apparently every single turn and twist you try.

    It’s also very likely that in scrambling to find a place to hide you’ll run into someone else breaking the rules! Perhaps great minds think alike and you decide to try to defy the system together. Or maybe they’re totally just getting in your way and you decide instead to throw them to the wolves to give yourself a better chance at escaping certain boredom that is an informational seminar. The choice is yours, volunteer!

  2. Whether you come to the orientation willingly or are dragged in by one of the staff, you’ll quickly realize just how bad R.O.S.I.E. lied. A half an hour feels almost like ten hours instead. The last time you checked your watch, it was somehow later than when you check it now. Is time going backward? It sure seems like it the longer you listen to the monotone voice read over colored flavor text clearly meant to engage but missing its mark stupendously. Even the motivation of a quiz at the end that needs to be passed in order to disembark seems to do little to nothing for your dwindling attention span.

    Finally, there’s a break in the bureaucratic monotony. The faceless, droning voice introduces one of the staff currently on Zhautas, Jeneviere. He's assistant to the head scientist, Professor Quintalian, and freshly assigned overseer of new volunteers. He also looks like he absolutely doesn't want to be the one doing this seminar.

    "Come now, Jenny," says a masculine voice off screen. "You promised."
    "I know what I said," he snaps, glaring off camera and not seeming to care much for the fact this is a live feed nor that these new volunteers are expecting something a bit more professional.
    "Then what's the problem?" the voice asks again. As it does, a tentacle wiggles into view and gives a reassuring pat on the deerman's shoulder. "I know for a fact that you like being filmed, Jenny, so really this shouldn't be so daunting-"

    As he speaks, Jeneviere's cheeks suddenly burn red hot. He stands forcefully out of his chair and uses one of those hoofs to kick harshly at the source of the tentacles. There's a very undignified squawk at the attack before the video feed cuts out and a technical difficulties sign is displayed.

    "... Right," the narrator from before says to break the undeniably awkward silence. "Just give us a moment, volunteers, and we'll get a pre-recorded seminar ready for you instead. In the meantime, let's open up communications with the facility and allow you to discuss with those already on the planet about what they've enjoyed most about their time on Zhautas so far?*

  3. Hopefully, you didn't forget about the quiz! The staff certainly didn't. After the pre-recorded seminar is run, papers are handed out. A quiet shuffle carries through the room as people pass them to and fro down the aisles. It all seems rather arbitrary and tedious but remember! You have to pass in order to disembark.

    It isn't too hard. Or maybe it is. Perhaps it's just the pressure that you only have fifteen minutes to complete it. What was the professor's first name again? How many research facilities are there on the planet? Staff are scrutinizing your every move now, it feels like. Do you take the risk and try to whisper for help to the person next to you? Pass notes? Do what you must to succeed! ...Or you can just shamefully take the quiz again and again and again until they're legally obligated to let you off board.
Welcome to Zhautas! (All Players)

Finally, it's time to disembark at the research facility. This time they have the right coordinates so it's as easy as stepping off the ship and to your new home away from home. Or, at least, it should have been that easy...

There's an awful lot of construction going on around here. Several beings with hard hats, power tools, and ridiculous amounts of glue are rushing about. They're shouting orders and saying "excuse me" where they remember to. Still, it can be hard to get a word in edgewise about the fact that you're new volunteers here to check-in. In addition to the construction, there's also an awful lot of important-seeming people walking throughout the facility as well that staff are far more attentive to than you.

In short, it's borderline chaos as you try to get your bearings.

  1. "Bad news, new volunteers," says R.O.S.I.E. in the midst of all the commotion. "We have your housing assignments but there have been some... technical difficulties in preparing the new rooms." There's actually been a lot of technical difficulties, period. Maybe you've already noticed with the lights randomly changing color or dimness, the vending machine that launched your drink at you, or R.O.S.I.E. herself glitching out periodically when responding. The problem with the rooms is that the doors won't open. Or they won't stay closed. Or that they open and close constantly and forcefully so it's a safety hazard. As if everything else going on with all the construction isn't.

    "We're working on it as fast as we can, but for now, we've set up a temporary sleeping situation until its resolved." Everyone will be directed to one of the larger common rooms in the east wing of the facility while the rest of the volunteers are still awaiting their new housing as promised. Mattresses are laid out in rows on the floor. There's plenty of blankets, pillows, and even some LED lights strung around the room to provide some nice ambience.

    Additionally, there's a screen covering one of the walls for a movie to be projected on before bed. R.O.S.I.E. has chosen a thematically appropriate film that was approved by Professor Quintalian himself. Snacks are provided too! It's an old-fashioned sleepover, volunteers. Make a blanket fort, enjoy what's on for your viewing pleasure, and have - most of all - have fun.

  2. What's a sleepover without scary stories? Flashlights have been provided and it's time to get spooky. Here's your chance to share that real thriller that you know from back home. Maybe another world has a similar tale! Either way, there's nothing like bonding over a little healthy fear. Right?

    Or maybe terrifying strangers isn't your idea of a good time and you'd rather make shadow puppets instead. That's also an option! In fact, some people are trying to start a contest out of it to see who can cast the most creative shadows around.

  3. The night staff comes around for one last security sweep. Get some sleep, they say. It's been a long day. Tomorrow might be even longer if they still can't figure out the rooms or where to put all these new volunteers for the time being.

    As nice as that sounds, it's a little easier said than done. Whether it's the construction noise, the person next to you snoring, or late night existential thoughts it's difficult for sleep to find you. Maybe talking to someone might help? Or maybe you just need to go to the bathroom. Good luck crossing the swath of bodies, in the case of the latter, and who knows! You might find someone else having as much trouble sleeping as you that you can commiserate with.

    Or maybe you're the one snoring. Do you happen to kick in your sleep? How unfortunate for the person assigned to the mat next to you. They might be courteous or they might tell you just how obnoxious it is. Whatever the case might actually be, you're likely in for a long first night here at the research facility.
Network/Bangr (All Players)

During all the goings-on, R.O.S.I.E. will prompt you to set up your presence on the network. Pick a username, a profile picture, and commence to shitposting immediately if you so desire! Additionally, if you want to get a headstart on your contribution to the volunteer program, why not set up your Bangr? R.O.S.I.E. even has an icebreaker question ready for you! They change every month. This month's question is:

Do you like wake-up sex or staying up all night?*
(*Despite what you might actually put, know that R.O.S.I.E. is a little glitchy. What you wrote might not actually be what's displayed! I.E., you can totally use this as a misfire type deal in case your character wouldn't answer this question.)


bangr
Professor Quintalian | 35
Do you like wake-up sex or staying up all night?
Wake-up sex is the best, in my opinion. Hormones are more haywire first thing in the morning; it's just scientific sense to get your bang in during wake-up time.

YES
NO


BANGR CODE
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dyingstar: (blue - fuck the what question shit wha)

[personal profile] dyingstar 2018-07-09 02:32 am (UTC)(link)
[ Thor scoffs at Loki's confidence, amused by it. Well, at least that hasn't changed about him, and he won't have to worry about this Loki navigating his way around the sex laboratory. ...God, he doesn't have to worry about two of them fucking the squid man, does he? Hopefully this one has better taste; he claims he isn't actually trying to take over the planet by way of Zenith, so...

Thor's more surprised by that second comment though and turns, questioning. ]


Manhattan?

[ Why does that sound familiar. It's a city on Earth, isn't it? Where has he... When it strikes him, Thor only looks more concerned. ]

You're living in New York?
magpiemythos: (let's take a chance)

[personal profile] magpiemythos 2018-07-09 02:48 am (UTC)(link)
[Wow Thor, don't be racist, maybe the squid guy is a good lay. He would not be the weirdest person Loki had slept with!]

Indeed I am! I've got a cozy little apartment and everything, very metropolitan.

[Thor why are you looking at him like that, it's fine!]
Edited 2018-07-09 02:49 (UTC)
dyingstar: (blue - concern look down crease)

[personal profile] dyingstar 2018-07-09 03:16 am (UTC)(link)
[ It's not a matter of race, it's a matter of principle. Fuck the stag instead. Or the bug man with the six eyes. He seems nice.

But yeah Thor is still looking exactly how he was, which is a mix of concern and suspicion. Now with injury added, slightly, in the tensing of his jaw. ]


The last time we were in New York together, Loki was abducted by a wizard who wasn't glad to see him on the planet. Because my brother had tried to conquer it on the visit before, starting with Manhattan.

[ But that's a different Loki, a different universe, and if they were the same, they wouldn't need to have this conversation. That's not what bothers Thor. (Okay, it is. And the fact that Murdock and Jones are going to be a problem when they realize his brother is on this planet, possibly two of him or more, if this isn't some elaborate trick, not to mention Rogers and the other Avengers.) No, what bothers him about this Loki, from the good universe, is: ]

Why aren't you on Asgard?
magpiemythos: (Would this face lie to you)

[personal profile] magpiemythos 2018-07-09 03:48 am (UTC)(link)
[Look, Loki is still Loki and thus really good at poor life choices!]

Yeah my history with New York is similarly unpleasant. But, so long as I keep a low profile it's fine. They're mostly trusting Thor's ability to keep me in line.

[But he's past that now! No more villainy or conquering for this trickster.]

Well, unsurprisingly Asgard at large still doesn't trust me, so I felt it would be best to live elsewhere for the moment. And I've actually been enjoying it. Starting to see what my brother sees in Midgard, to tell the truth.
dyingstar: (white - advice talking somber)

[personal profile] dyingstar 2018-07-09 04:11 am (UTC)(link)
[ *gross life choices, ftfy. Seriously, there are two rules: don't take over the planet by armed conquest, and don't fuck the squid. It's not that much to ask.

Thor listens to the story, and it's still... so weird. That Asgard would shun Loki and Earth accept him. That Loki would agree, even prefer it that way, or at least to pretend as much. How did he do it? What did that Thor manage that he couldn't? Was it just fate being cruel, in one universe to raise all of Asgard up and in another to tear it down? ]


I'm happy for you, that you've taken to Earth. It suits you.

[ The words are honest, and genuine. Earth is its own kind of chaos, but nobler than some place like Sakaar. Loki at his best, as this one claims to be, as he knows his own brother could be if he tried, would do well there, even if Asgard is always where he belongs and where Thor would want him returned to. Earth's not so far away from home, in that universe. It seems ideal.

Thor looks back over the ocean and remembers in a glance all the reasons why he hates this place. He'd rather have New York. He forces himself to smile, and cast a confident look back in Loki's direction. ]


Let's see you fight, Odinson.

[ With a strike of lightning from a clear blue sky, finally Thor has the mail on his arms and the cape at his back again. No helmet, no weapon. He won't need them. He takes a readied stance, prepared for magic more than the strike of a blade, but ready for either. ]
magpiemythos: (time to get serious)

[personal profile] magpiemythos 2018-07-09 05:31 am (UTC)(link)
[Look, the more you say no, the more likely it is Loki is to do just that. He is a gigantic pain in the ass, this should be no surprise.]

It's not like I never go to Asgard either- not like mother dearest would ever settle anywhere else after all.

[Loki certainly looks more relaxed and at ease. Less harried, less haunted, less like he was wound to near his breaking point.

Whatever he was going to say was cut off by watching the light show, the trickster letting out a slow whistle.]


Ooh, flashy.

[For all he didn't seem to move at all, Thor might notice the change, the shift to his posture as he was sizing Thor up, before darting in close to try and pitch him off his feet with a low sweeping kick.

And if Thor managed to lay hands on him, he'd go straight through in a shimmer of green. Illusions~!]


dyingstar: (gray - squint looking up concern)

[personal profile] dyingstar 2018-07-09 06:33 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Another wound, more than a dagger would be, that their universe sees Frigga alive, also. He should be glad that somewhere in some universe, all of his family is alive and happy as they ever were in his youth, but he feels only a greater loss of it.

The fighting, at least, is a nice distraction: an excuse to think quickly and in the moment, and not to dwell. Loki dives in, obvious in casting his intention even before the kick he takes, and Thor jumps over the kick easily, and brings his elbow unrelenting down as he drops to a knee with the strike, hard enough to scatted the sand like a shell dropping, the kind of hit that would've ended the fight if Loki hadn't disappeared through it. Because Thor knew he would. It's magic he's fighting with then, and illusions not dissimilar to what Thor knows. But when he raises his head and looks around the beach, there's no "real" Loki anywhere in sight, and nothing nearby to take cover by. And that's new, and has him frowning. ]


What, are you invisible?

[ That sounds like a pain in the ass to fight. He's getting stabbed in the back if it's true. The hair on his neck stands on end, hearing focused for any telltale steps in the shallows of the lapping ocean at his back. ]