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TEST DRIVE MEME #7
Awakening
The multiverse is sick. It’s dying. And it’s up to you to save it. Or, at least, that’s what the Zenith Corporation had told you when they announced their search for a cure across the multiverse. They hand-picked individuals to be "volunteers" for the next stage of experimentation. Maybe they made it sound dire, maybe you already had your mind set on helping, or maybe the exact specifications of how you could help were vague. Considering the alternative was wasting away on your home planet with no promise of when this cure might actually come to fruition, it ultimately wasn’t much of a choice either way.
Everything comes to life the more awake that you start to feel. "Good morning, volunteer," sounds a synthetic, feminine voice in your ear. That must be one of the fancy features they advertised about the chip that was injected just beneath your skin. A projected HUD above your torso displays and scrolls through several readings about the state of your being. "A scan of your vital signs show that everything is functioning as normal." There’s a small pause. "Wait-" The spike of alarm that should follow that single, distressed-sounding word is accompanied by a light chime. "Emotional responses are still accurate, too. Thank you for your cooperation!" Without any further explanation or allowing for protest, she continues on. "I hope you enjoyed your nap! We’ll be descending to planet #05031941 - common name designated as Zhautas - in approximately three hours. There will be a brief orientation for all volunteers shortly after landing. Due to potential muscular atrophy upon awakening from stasis, I suggest hitting the osbtacle course for a bit of nonconventional exercise!"
If you have any questions, please don’t hesitate to ask. My name is R.O.S.I.E. and on behalf of all of us at the Zenith Corporation, we’re happy to have you aboard.
Obstacles Ahead
- While the staff are helpful, many of them seem to be on high alert. There's an unmistakable tension in the air. If anyone tries to ask, they reassure volunteers that everything is fine. Still, the moment that anything goes wrong or they can't exactly answer a question it's clear that they grow even more troubled. Just what's going on around here?
They won't say. Maybe one or two might eventually let it slip that the Zenith Corporation isn't especially happy lately with a wanted criminal still at large on Zhautas that seems to be terrorizing the volunteer program. Her name is Hoshiko and she's a pirate that seems to be somehow escaping every attempt Zenith has made to apprehend her. The only picture they have of her is one where she appears to have posed for the camera, flashing as much cleavage as possible and winking. She doesn't look very threatening, really, but they assure volunteers that they need to be on the lookout for this woman once they get to Zhautas. Still, try not to worry about it too much. Oh, and, don't tell their boss that they let you know this. They technically weren't supposed to. - As you draw closer to the obstacle course, some intense music begins to play through the halls. It's supposed to get volunteers pumped for the challenge they're about to face! They can thank the Nevrione Guard for installing the course. They wanted to give people visiting a taste of just a little of what they do to train to join The Guard's ranks.
"Are you ready, volunteers?" asks R.O.S.I.E. as a group gathers at a pair of closed doors. An LED countdown displays above the doors, numbers in blue that read 5...4...3...2...1... Go! A loud chime ding, ding, dings as the screen is replaced with !!! only that's flashing rapidly. The doors swish open quickly, revealing a large park-sized obstacle course to explore. It has artificial sunlight, plenty of trees and nature, and even mossy ponds beneath some of the obstacles that you could very well fall into if you're not careful.
Don't worry, they'll have a change of clothes for you in the case of this happening. It just might take a little bit to deliver them so hope you don't mind hanging out in your underthings for a little bit. You likely won't be the only one, if it helps the shame of failure any.
If the main obstacles prove to be a little too difficult, not to worry! There are easy sections. Originally, they were designed for the children of Nevrione who wanted to feel like they had a chance at joining The Guard from a young age. But they work just as well for volunteers fresh out of stasis with potentially noodly feeling legs! Step across wooden cogs placed closer together or walk up a flight of stairs instead of trying to get tangled up in a net on the way up. There's something to do for just about anyone!
There's even a bench you can sit on, right over there, in case you simply want to watch fellow volunteers eat dirt or get drenched for your amusement. See! Something for everyone.
- After all that exertion, it's important to remember that you were asleep for a while and likely need to help your muscles recuperate proprerly. A cooldown workout is the best option in case you went just a little too hard without meaning to. Stretch those muscles still, just- Gently. For that reason, they have a yoga class that's available anytime. One of the locals from Nevrione has offered to host these sessions, a lovely ison lady who is, uh. Wow. She's impressively bendy.
While you don't have to follow the same moves she's doing exactly (you didn't even know someone could twist their body into that shape!), she does encourage volunteers to try their best. It's likely you're more pliable than even you think! If not, it is something you can work up to. If that lady can fold both of her pairs of legs, then your one pair shouldn't be that difficult to work with!
She is very motivating and does her best to accommodate volunteers at every turn. Just don't get too twisted up now. At some point, she segways into movements where you will need a partner to help you with some of them. It's friend yoga and can be a lot of fun. While some of the poses are more difficult, it's meant to foster trust with the other person you're working with! Since everyone is so new, it seems like a good idea to try and get started with the right foot... by having it be held up by someone else, apparently!
Orientation
Shortly after landing, an announcement is made to everyone aboard the ship. It’s time to find your way to the amphitheater for orientation. If anyone gripes, they are reminded that it has mandatory safety information that the Zenith Corporation is legally required to cover. In fact, there's even a quiz at the end to make sure you understand all the technical ins and outs! The Zenith Corporation only has your best interests at heart. They also can’t afford another lawsuit or PR nightmare but who can, really? It’s only a half an hour long and R.O.S.I.E. reassures everyone that it will go by faster than they think.
- Are you way too cool for school? If you try to play hooky, the crew members of the spaceship are already on guard. You're not the first one to try this and they doubt you'll be the last. Try as you might to super sleuth your way around, there’ll be someone at apparently every single twist and turn.
It’s also very likely that in scrambling to find a place to hide, you’ll run into someone else breaking the rules! Perhaps great minds think alike and you decide to try to defy the system together. Or maybe they’re totally just getting in your way and you decide instead to throw them to the wolves to give yourself a better chance at escaping the certain boredom that is an informational seminar. The choice is yours, volunteer! - Whether you come to the orientation willingly or are dragged in by one of the staff, you’ll quickly realize just how bad R.O.S.I.E. lied. A half an hour feels almost like ten hours instead. The last time you checked your watch, it was somehow later than when you check it now. Is time going backward? It sure seems like it the longer you listen to the monotone voice read over colored flavor text clearly meant to engage but missing its mark stupendously. Even the motivation of a quiz at the end that needs to be passed in order to disembark seems to do little to nothing for your dwindling attention span.
Finally, there’s a break in the bureaucratic monotony. The faceless, droning voice announces an additional seminar from R.O.S.I.E.! Do you all remember that voice speaking to you when you first awoke? If so, this digitally projected blond's soothing tone should sound familiar. She smiles wide for the "camera," clearly excited to be interacting with potential volunteers in a new way. The topic of today will be safe, sane, and consensual. Considering the location that volunteers will be arriving at has a heavy emphasis on BDSM, it seems very apt!
When the video starts, she's all professionalism. Okay, so- Mostly professionalism. Compared to most of the other lecturers of the past, this woman manages to touch on the core concepts of the topic while still adding appropriate humor to keep things interesting. Of course, her topic is a very serious one and she doesn't take it lightly despite trying to lighten things up for the code. "Make sure," she emphasizes, "that you always have an enthusiastic 'yes' from your partner and that both your boundaries are clearly set! Communication is key in these types of situations. So long as you talk and are honest, well- Everything should be a kinky good time!"
"Thank you, R.O.S.I.E.," the voice says, charmed themselves even by the entertaining seminar. "Wasn't that fun! Volunteers, what do you think about the topic of safe, sane, and consensual? Discuss amongst yourselves!" - Hopefully, you didn't forget about the quiz! The staff certainly didn't. After the pre-recorded seminar is run, papers are handed out. A quiet shuffle carries through the room as people pass them to and fro down the aisles. It all seems rather arbitrary and tedious but remember! You have to pass in order to disembark.
It isn't too hard. Or maybe it is. Perhaps it's just the pressure that you only have fifteen minutes to complete it. What was the professor's first name again? How many research facilities are there on the planet? Staff are scrutinizing your every move now, it feels like. Do you take the risk and try to whisper for help to the person next to you? Pass notes? Do what you must to succeed! ...Or you can just shamefully take the quiz again and again and again until they're legally obligated to let you off board.
Welcome to Zhautas
- Volunteers will be dropped off at the outskirts of the city of Heawood. The market is bustling, the streets are full, and most homes have their doors and windows open to peer out at passerbys. For the most part, everything seems fairly busy throughout. Volunteers will be directed by staff to the Nevrione Inn. It has a dining hall and bar, fireplaces to cozy up to, and plenty of places to tuck away if you want to gossip about what's going on with Zenith staff. Though perhaps you just want a moment or two to yourself instead.
Once you're done getting settled in, why not stop and explore a little bit? The locals certainly don't seem to mind the company.
- Suddenly, R.O.S.I.E. turns on one of her newest features to help volunteers blend in a little better. Someone next to you might sprout cat or dog ears. Don’t mind if you get knocked in the face suddenly by someone’s new butterfly wings. It happens! It’s also possible they take on the long whiskers of a Coeurl or plumage of a Chocobo or other animals entirely unfamiliar to some. Either way, everyone just got a lot more animal-like. While it doesn’t look exactly like the natives, it does bring a smile to the faces of the locals and they seem a bit more generally receptive to the people waltzing into their homeland.
This feature is extremely customizable. Volunteers can toggle it off if they don’t want it at all. Additionally, they can have as many or as few animal features as they’d like. They can also change what creature they’d like to take after with just a thought! The only limitation seems to be that they can only appear as one animal at a time.
While all the add-ons seem to be mostly for aesthetic, it is a lot of fun to play around with! 
In Nevrione the current seasons is clearly Autumn. There’s orange, red, and yellows everywhere in varying shades and varieties. There are a lot more leaves missing from the trees than before as the season starts coming to a close. Everything starts to look a little more sparse as Winter creeps ever closer and the temperature grows increasingly colder.
If you head out and about, there's a marketplace to peruse and locals to mingle with. Volunteers shouldn't want for things to occupy their time here. They've landed just after the Harvest Festival and it seems to have been a fun time indeed. Some might ask for assistance in taking down decorations or cleaning up a bit from all the festivities. They've got to start gearing up for Winter now and figuring out their stores for the coming cold. You'll be compensated with a couple of bronze seedlings for your time, of course, and might even get some fun festival stories like-
Oh, uh. This story is really explicit. Did they say there was an orgy? And you missed it? Well, you might be glad that you did... Of course, just because there was an orgy doesn't mean that all the fun has been had. The natural growth enhanced by the Selva are still growing and especially at night, milky wafts of pollen might tickle your nose and cause a stirring in your nethers you don't quite expect. Maybe you're lucky and immune to these plant's effects but if not, don't worry! You'll likely find someone else feeling just as friendly as you are before long. Or maybe a kind soul will help alleviate this (sexually) tense situation you've found yourself in.
Network/Bangr
During all the goings-on, R.O.S.I.E. will prompt you to set up your presence on the network. Pick a username, a profile picture, and commence to shitposting immediately if you so desire! Additionally, if you want to get a headstart on your contribution to the volunteer program, why not set up your Bangr? R.O.S.I.E. even has an icebreaker question ready for you! They change every month. This month's question is:
(*Despite what you might actually put, know that R.O.S.I.E. is a little glitchy. What you wrote might not actually be what's displayed! I.E., you can totally use this as a misfire type deal in case your character wouldn't answer this question.)
bangr
Professor Quintalian | 35
I have already. Several times, in fact. Exhibitionism is such a fun kink, I think, and really allows for such a unique feeling of freedom.
| ✓ | ✕ |
| YES |
NO |
PLEASE NOTE: This BANGR code is the COMMENT-FRIENDLY version, there is a separate code for entries! If you're testing this code before posting it here please do so in a comment to an entry for accuracy!
Extra Notes
- Remember that all prompts are OTA! It can now be assumed that after the ship lands, current volunteers in-game were able to board and hang-out for a little bit before it leaves again! That means established volunteers can welcome new members, show them around parts of the ship they're familiar with, and explore new areas that weren't open during their own arrival! Only new volunteers will be taking the orientation quiz, but established volunteers are free to peek inside the room or try to help with the quiz!
- A reminder that the TDM can be considered game canon and timeline-wise the TDM takes place on the 8th when the arrival ship arrives, as shown on the calendar.
- Going into DECEMBER, we are continuing with an APPLICATION CAP of (40).
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having it grow on trees would be great
[He'll ignore the 'compliments' again. Also if you hurt Connor, he will hurt you :D]
in a way
considering who you are, i'm pretty sure you will be
[Honestly if he can use this to gain more information it will be worth it. Kamski would find out about this sooner or later.]
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[ Aw, Hank. He's being so nice!! How are you not enjoying his totally backhanded compliments?? ]
you know me so well already
shall we meet up, then?
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yeah.
you can name the place or just come to my room
[To note: not an invitation to do it. He just wants a private place. But not to place privates around.]
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very well
your room it is
i'll be just a moment
[ He's gonna sass you about your room, get ready ]
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is this a real just a moment
or a Kamski just a moment
[Hank has half a thought about making him wait but whatever he's not Kamski thank fucking Christ. Anyway, make your way over to the most exciting room except not really it's more of Hank has changed nothing of it.]
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[ He could definitely make Hank wait, and he does—but it's not long. And admit it, it's way less awkward to wait in your own room than wait while the dude finishes swimming.
Wow, he's practically being nice. By his standards, anyway. ]
How the tables have turned, hm?
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Hank is waiting in his little sauna bathroom and says "just a fucking minute" and then okay no I can't write this anymoreYeah it is a lot less awkward, even if Hank is just sitting on a nearby chair. Fucker still made him wait but it was an improvement from before. He doesn't even bother getting up. At least not yet.]
Wouldn't really call it that, Kamski. If you ask me, we're just both stuck here.
[So anyway.]
Place ain't exactly a paradise.
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👌👀 go on...I mean, uh, Kamski lets himself in and stands. He seems perfectly comfortable standing. ]
Were you forced here? I was under the impression that it was all done willingly.
[ Please don't assume he's concerned, he just wants to know everything. ]
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We can save for later and Hank's Gavin issuesHe groans at the suggestion before standing up, a hand on his forehead before he looks back at him.]
No, I was fucking stupid enough to say yes.
[Because at the time he felt like it was the best thing to do. Something which he now sort of regrets, considering. He crosses his arms and then looks at him.]
So how is it in your universe? Or should we talk about my issues.
[Cause he has a feeling you'll be asking a million questions about them.]
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Exciting!!Kamski smiles minutely, like he isn't surprised Hank would make a choice he later regrets. Yeah, that's the story of Hank's life, isn't it? ]
Always the bleeding heart, detective.
[ Like a dog with a bone. Kamski's eyes light up, he crosses his arms, but with interest. Yeah, he can't pretend to be blasé about this one. ]
I'm all ears.
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Coming soon to a Hank hates how I play him.
Yeap he figured as much. Tilting his head he looks at him wondering if Kamski has something he can use to make a point.]
D'you have your gun with you?
[Uhhh....]
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Stupid sexy Gavin.Kamski responds easily, not missing a beat. ]
Would I tell you if I had it?
I hope this is a good time to mention he's a CRAU
[...well it certainly is a role reversal.]
all my questions will finally be answered!!
Well. I admit that's the last thing I expected to hear from you, Detective.
[ Seriously, congratulations. It's going to get you another rare straight answer. ]
Unfortunately, no. I don't have my pistol on my person. But if you are looking to commit assisted suicide, I may not be the best candidate for the job. Though I'm flattered you considered me.
[ Dear Kamski: Never speak to someone who is suicidal. Ever. ]
He's from Mask or Menace also lol that edit is a+
For fuck's sake, that wasn't my intention. [Granted it is nice to know he wouldn't have done it he supposes? Also that he does't have his gun. A bonus for everyone around him.] Guess it would have been a little easier to explain that way.
[Yes please shoot me; sounds legit to prove a point, doesn't it? Honestly, part of it was to see how the other man would react. He looks around to what he can grab and...]
I can show this instead.
[Just.
Grabs the side of the bed with one hand. All of it. Lifts it up and then puts it back down.
Tada.]
This place isn't my first multiverse rodeo.
kamski needs to be kept away with a spray bottle
He's smug about it, ready to say something rude again when Hank lifts the bed up like it's nothing.
Of course it's a little hard to gloat or act collected when Hank does that. Kamski's eyes go wide with interest. Sorry, Hank, but he's stepping closer now, focusing intently on Hank's arms. Dang, he knew Hank was ripped, but that was too easy. ]
Fascinating. Was this a gift from there as well? How does it work?
[ You done it now, Hank. He's interested. ]
The image of Hank with a bottle makes me laugh
Wouldn't call it a gift...they injected anyone arriving with nanites. Apparently it doesn't work with their native american population.
[NANOMACHINES SON.]
We got thrown out of the bunker with a list of what we could do. Place was in a cold war with the USSR and asked us to aid them in the war against Communists.
[He scoffs because, well what was happening in Detroit.]
hank should spray him angrily every time he tries to speak
Nanites? Are they in your blood? Do they self replicate? Is there any kind of maintenance involved, or do you shed them naturally? I'd love to analyze one, if you can provide a sample.
[ He will literally put you under a microscope, holy shit. I mean this jerk created nanomachines for android skin so... this is the least weird part of the conversation. ]
So not all that different from home, was it? Barring the nanites and some political differences. Fascinating.
if only that was one of his powers (also I read that as spank at first and I died)
Also awwfuck he should have figured this would turn into twenty questions. He'll answer them...for now.]
They are. They do self-replicate, they are partly organic or so I was told, no one has been able to find ways to manipulate them so as much as you might think yourself amazing, trust me you can't do jack shit and no I can't provide a sample, they probably wouldn't let me.
[You can try, but this isn't just a caged tiger, it's more like a caged tiger who can bench-press 2000lbs]
Sure on the surface it might seem the same, but we didn't have criminals walking around who could shoot ice or fire out of their hands. Was like some goddamn comic movie come to life.
kamski voice: have you been a bad boy, detective?
[ Challenge accepted, Hank. Challenge accepted. ]
Just a blood sample would be fine. Even if they can't survive outside of your body, I'd love to compare the design to my own.
[ Seriously, Hank. What have you done. He's gonna get that sample one way or another, you can just tell. ]
Ah, of course. A pity that our fellow man always seems to find the worst uses for the greatest things, wouldn't you say, Lieutenant?
[ Buddy you are not the one who should be saying that. ]
I'm dying
[It's a warning. You're overstepping your boundaries and if there's one person Hank wouldn't want prodding around him for blood samples, it's the CyberLife founder.
Also calm the fuck down.]
The nanites are just a part of it, they stabilize the powers. The Porters are what caused it, when they teleported us to Cape Carnival. Even they don't have a completely clear idea how it works.
[Or at least kept their secrets for the common man to know, Hank knows how it is with the government.]
...think we can both agree that you're not exactly the best person to say this.
[Hank would agree with the brackets.]
Anyway, if I had to pick between the two, I'd rather be facing off against Russians sending missiles towards the United States than what we're expected to do here.
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[ You're too organic for a plan like that. Now if he were talking to Connor... ]
Why, I've never done more than create the proper tools for people. It's up to them what they do with what they're given.
[ Hey, at least CyberLife only makes android soldiers, not guns...? Not that Kamski was super pleased with that development, but then he hasn't worked for CyberLife in ten years. ]
Does the sex bother you, Lieutenant? Or is it perhaps the company that you find lacking?
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[Touch Connor and die :D]
And enjoying the world burn, I'm sure.
[He's going to ignore that last question and just ask one of his own.]
How bad is it? Your world.
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[ But Connor's so advanced and pretty... ]
There's always more than one outcome when you give someone fire. Sometimes they keep people warm with it, yet that so rarely happens. I wonder why.
[ Aren't humans just the worst. Kamski grins, hollow and dark. ]
Quite the non-sequitor. Why do you ask? [ He chuckles. ] I'm perfectly aware that you're trying to change the subject, of course, I'm curious as to why you want to know. You don't actually care about me, do you, Lieutenant?
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[No touch.]
'Cause a lot of people worth with the 'fuck you got mine' mentally.
[Hank might not be a philosopher but he's pretty good at getting people. He just shrugs at him as he sits down on his bed.]
You got me. [He takes that time to cross his arms again before speaking.] Well you aren't high on my people I'd fucking care about ladder, but you're still from my world. Or one of them, anyway. Think we both already figured out there's more than one way that whole revolution ended.
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I guess we can assume this is before he speaks to him?
yeah, totes. don't worry, Hank, you protected Connor for a little while
Hank would make a deal with the devil to help out Connor
ok but ryslig au where that can be arranged
Kamski would get devil wouldn't he. Hank would probably end up with werewolf or Minotaur lmao
he definitely would
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