[It's not easy to leave Chas speechless, but Lucifer managed to leave him at a loss. Probably best to not talk to him about pulling anything, so--]
No, you don't have to. Seriously. Pretty sure no one wants that.
[Bad things happen Lucifer shows off, right?
And Chas would rather not see people 'piddling' either. Pissing himself would just be uncool.]
Yeah, no, it's not all that exciting in my experience. Well, not in that way. [But John usually makes it pretty... eventful.] So-- you just invite pizza boys to sex parties? I mean, not judging... just thought Lucifer was up to way worse than that.
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[It's not easy to leave Chas speechless, but Lucifer managed to leave him at a loss. Probably best to not talk to him about pulling anything, so--]
No, you don't have to. Seriously. Pretty sure no one wants that.
[Bad things happen Lucifer shows off, right?
And Chas would rather not see people 'piddling' either. Pissing himself would just be uncool.]
Yeah, no, it's not all that exciting in my experience. Well, not in that way. [But John usually makes it pretty... eventful.] So-- you just invite pizza boys to sex parties? I mean, not judging... just thought Lucifer was up to way worse than that.
[Wait until John Constantine hears about this...]