Well, what else was I to do? You should have seen the look on the poor boy's face. It was... well, not far off from yours, but with less potential for piddling and more for another bodily fluid. It just seemed cruel to have him see one of my little shindigs and not invite him. Besides, he had a lovely time.

[Lucifer had made sure of it. He smiled to himself at the memory, looking entirely too pleased. The question, however, had him shrugging.]

That's because everyone thinks I'm evil. Ridiculous. I follow along with Dad's rules. Free will. I just... allow for certain parties to meet up and ensure they're allowed to exercise said free will. I love making deals. Bargains. That part's true. But I never lie to seal a deal. So... you.

[For a lack of an actual name to call him, the obvious seemed better than nothing.]

What is it you desire, mm? Fell through a little hole into a land full of sex and alien rock and roll... what do you want?