Proko rolled his eyes and gave the bed a shove with his foot, looking salty as hell while Kavinsky grinned at him like an idiot. "No, you didn't fuckwad. I showed up here the same time you did."

Not from the same portal, but same world. It felt good to be free of the stupid fucking forest, at least. He was getting tired of talking to trees and a unicorn.

"Not that you noticed."