Well, why didn't you say? I'm definitely more of a dildo man, though I usually opt for the real thing.

[ The real thing from one specific man, but Michael's not planning to get into that, not while he can boast and pretend like he's oh-so-experienced when he's really just screwed up over one guy. Maybe he needs to expand his boundaries. Alex made it pretty clear that things are over and hey, who cares if you're slutty in space? ]

Think I'd prefer a real dog. That's the kind of thing you give a girlfriend or something at a carnival. You want it?