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TEST DRIVE MEME #8
Awakening
The multiverse is sick. It’s dying. And it’s up to you to save it. Or, at least, that’s what the Zenith Corporation had told you when they announced their search for a cure across the multiverse. They hand-picked individuals to be "volunteers" for the next stage of experimentation. Maybe they made it sound dire, maybe you already had your mind set on helping, or maybe the exact specifications of how you could help were vague. Considering the alternative was wasting away on your home planet with no promise of when this cure might actually come to fruition, it ultimately wasn’t much of a choice either way.
Everything comes to life the more awake that you start to feel. "Good morning, volunteer," sounds a synthetic, masculine voice in your ear. That must be one of the fancy features they advertised about the chip that was injected just beneath your skin. "About time you woke up." A projected HUD above your torso displays and scrolls through several readings about the state of your being. "A scan of your vital signs show that everything is functioning as normal." There’s a small pause. "Oh, actually- Nevermind, that's probably fine." The sense of dread that follows that misleading phrase is accompanied by a light chime. "Emotional responses are still accurate, too. Good to know." Without any further explanation or allowing for protest, he continues on. "Hopefully, you aren't too sore after sleeping that long. We’ll be descending to planet #05031941 - common name designated as Zhautas - in approximately three hours. There will be a brief orientation for all volunteers shortly after landing. In order to stimulate what little brain activity you have, I suggest visiting the museum for a relaxing bit of artistic appreciation."
If you have any questions, make sure they're worth my time. My name is R.Y.U.O. and on behalf of all of us at the Zenith Corporation, we’re glad to have you aboard.
Artistic Endeavours
As always, the color o҉s҉t҉i҉g҉n҉u҉h҉ is- Wait, what do you mean the color o҉s҉t҉i҉g҉n҉u҉h҉ is so bright it's searing your eyes? Huh. That's weird. Maybe the replacement light they made was the wrong kind. Oh, well. They’ll fix that for the next trip. For now, don’t worry about it. It probably didn’t lead to anything important anyway!
- While the staff are helpful, many of them seem to be defeated. There's an unmistakable melancholy in the air. If anyone tries to ask, they reassure volunteers that everything is fine. Still, the moment that anything goes wrong or they can't exactly answer a question it's clear that they grow even more self-conscious. Just what's going on around here?
They won't say. Maybe one or two might eventually let it slip that the Zenith Corporation isn't especially happy lately with a wanted criminal still at large on Zhautas that seems to be terrorizing Zenith at every turn. Her name is Hoshiko and she's a pirate that is capable of escaping every attempt Zenith has made so far to apprehend her. Recently, she caused quite a bit of destruction and caused Zenith to lose their good standing in some parts of Zhautas. Still, try not to worry about it too much. Oh, and, don't tell their boss that they let you know this. They technically weren't supposed to. - As you draw closer to museum, some soothing music begins to play through the halls. It's supposed to get volunteers really in the mood for the museum, if you know what they mean. That's because it isn't your typical museum, of course. If you were one of the few that didn't really know the details of why you were coming here in the first place, you'll definitely know now when it's all out on display.
"Do make sure not to inappropriately touch anything," says R.Y.U.O. flatly. Metal flooring changes to marble beneath your feet upon stepping into a large museum. The emphasis of these exhibits is sex. That is obvious in the statues and diagrams of alien creatures and their mating rituals. There are also flower bouquets that look oddly phallic (or are made out of condoms). That's one way to get creative! Additionally, there are paintings of nature from Nevrione that look like genitalia both human and not and is meant to be symbolic of sex being intrinsic to a natural way of life. - Don't worry, they'll have places that you can sneak away if it gets to be a little overwhelming. The museum has a lounge of plush, red chairs to sink into if all those racy exhibits prove to be a bit too much. Upon tilting your head back to relax, however, you might just notice the suspension ropes hanging from the ceiling. Or maybe it's the man wearing the zipper mask sitting across the way that catches your eye instead.
Oh, whoops- Looks like you might have gotten turned around at some point. This isn't the lounge at all. This is actually the kink section of the museum. There's a wide range of exhibits here that are all about the harder kinks out there across the multiverse. There are informational pamphlets and explanations of things you might have never heard of or thought of doing. Of course, if you want to keep them for reference for later... you're more than welcome to!
In trying to leave, you might find yourself walking through a mirror maze instead. If you're wondering how this is sexy, well- Just use your imagination! Or read the nearest informational sign that reads about how masturbating or having sex in front of a mirror can be a kink for some people. That works too! - This museum never seems to end. In this next part, there's a gathering of people with fancy pens and sketchbooks. It looks like perhaps an art class is in session. Whether you decide to stay and see what they might be painting or choose not to disturb and attempt to go along your way, you'll be addressed suddenly by a large mustached man with six eyes and three pairs of spectacles. "You there!" he suddenly beams. "Yes, you, the- What species are you again? Oh, it doesn't matter." He clicks his mandibles and smiles (or the closest thing to it) as his fuzzy claws rub together idly.
"I'm glad you could make it," he continues on, despite any protests you might make. "But you're wearing far too much for this modeling session!" Modeling session? What in the world is he going on about? You didn't sign up as a model for anything! Any protests you make die on your lips as he talks over you and tugs you towards a dressing room in the back of the studio. "Hurry now, we only have a set amount of time before orientation and landing! These people are eager to draw a, mm. Whatever you are!" He'll get it eventually. "There's a towel in case you're a little shy but it'll need to be removed once you're on the podium."
With that, he leaves you alone to get undressed. Maybe you decide to roll with it! Why not go bare for all to see and sketch? It's a once in a lifetime opportunity and you'd be helping out some very nice art students. Or maybe not. In that case, it seems you're not the only one that got roped into this impromptu nude modeling session unawares. There are likely other volunteers just as confused and looking for help. Perhaps together you can convince this guy he's got the wrong person... or even find the actual model. Better hurry though! The teacher isn't a patient man and there's no doubt he'll be asking where you are before long.
Orientation
Shortly after landing, an announcement is made to everyone aboard the ship. It’s time to find your way to the amphitheater for orientation. If anyone gripes, they are reminded that it has mandatory safety information that the Zenith Corporation is legally required to cover. In fact, there's even a quiz at the end to make sure you understand all the technical ins and outs! The Zenith Corporation only has your best interests at heart. They also can’t afford another lawsuit or PR nightmare but who can, really? It’s only a half an hour long and R.Y.U.O. tells everyone that, while boring, it is mandatory by law so you best pay attention.
- Are you way too cool for school? If you try to play hooky, the crew members of the spaceship are already on guard. You're not the first one to try this and they doubt you'll be the last. Try as you might to super sleuth your way around, there’ll be someone at apparently every single twist and turn.
It’s also very likely that in scrambling to find a place to hide, you’ll run into someone else breaking the rules! Perhaps great minds think alike and you decide to try to defy the system together. Or maybe they’re totally just getting in your way and you decide instead to throw them to the wolves to give yourself a better chance at escaping the certain boredom that is an informational seminar. The choice is yours, volunteer! - Whether you come to the orientation willingly or are dragged in by one of the staff, you’ll quickly realize just how right R.Y.U.O. was. This is the most boring thing you've ever sat through. A half an hour feels almost like ten hours instead. The last time you checked your watch, it was somehow later than when you check it now. Is time going backward? It sure seems like it the longer you listen to the monotone voice read over colored flavor text clearly meant to engage but missing its mark stupendously. Even the motivation of a quiz at the end that needs to be passed in order to disembark seems to do little to nothing for your dwindling attention span.
Finally, there’s a break in the bureaucratic monotony. The faceless, droning voice announces an additional seminar from The Zenith Corporation! In light of some recent... issues, they're really trying to promote their volunteer program as something beneficial for the multiverse but also for you! Despite what you might hear from established volunteers, they really do have your best interests at heart and want your help to succeed in curing this disease.
It's all very touching, isn't it? How much they care? Maybe you buy into it and think, wow! I'm really helping to save the multiverse. Or maybe it reads like try hard propaganda to get you to see them as the benevolent ones when they're not actually as good as they seem. After all, if established volunteers are having problems that they feel the need to point out- Isn't that just a little bit suspicious, maybe?
"Thank you, Zenith," the voice says, level and not giving anything away. "Wasn't that informative! Volunteers, what do you think about the topic of Zenith's operations here on Zhautas? Discuss amongst yourselves!" - Hopefully, you didn't forget about the quiz! The staff certainly didn't. After the pre-recorded seminar is run, papers are handed out. A quiet shuffle carries through the room as people pass them to and fro down the aisles. It all seems rather arbitrary and tedious but remember! You have to pass in order to disembark.
It isn't too hard. Or maybe it is. Perhaps it's just the pressure that you only have fifteen minutes to complete it. What was the professor's first name again? How many research facilities are there on the planet? Staff are scrutinizing your every move now, it feels like. Do you take the risk and try to whisper for help to the person next to you? Pass notes? Do what you must to succeed! ...Or you can just shamefully take the quiz again and again and again until they're legally obligated to let you off board.
NEVRIONE (JAN 24th - FEB 17th)
- Volunteers will be dropped off at the outskirts of the city of Heawood. It's unfortunately seen better days. The forest is in shambles compared to what was advertised. It looks like there was a large battle here recently and, well, you wouldn't be wrong! If you ask anyone, they'll talk about the recent troubles they'd had. Something about a space pirate causing a scene and destroying a Zenith outpost, the native gods being summoned to defend the country, and... those gods being killed. It sounds like a lot happened in this country before your arrival and now everyone is left to pick up the pieces.
While volunteers were initially greeted with open arms a couple months ago, the reception that this group gets will be as cold as the snow outside. The locals don't seem too pleased about the idea of more off-worlders coming into their home and potentially making things worse. Of course, not everyone feels this way, but a large majority of the population do. It might make it hard to get directions or learn more about the local culture when they aren't really willing to share. Sorry, volunteers! The Zenith Corporation actually says that you'll be leaving soon so it's likely better that you won't have the chance to get too attached.
- Suddenly, R.Y.U.O. turns on one of the newer features to help volunteers cheer up a little. Don't say he never did anything for you. Someone next to you might sprout cat or dog ears. Don’t mind if you get knocked in the face suddenly by someone’s new butterfly wings. It happens! It’s also possible they take on the long whiskers of a Coeurl or plumage of a Chocobo or other animals entirely unfamiliar to some. Either way, everyone just got a lot more animal-like. While it doesn’t look exactly like the natives, it does bring a smile to the faces of the locals and they seem a bit more generally receptive to the people waltzing into their homeland.
This feature is extremely customizable. Volunteers can toggle it off if they don’t want it at all. Additionally, they can have as many or as few animal features as they’d like. They can also change what creature they’d like to take after with just a thought! The only limitation seems to be that they can only appear as one animal at a time.
While all the add-ons seem to be mostly for aesthetic, it is a lot of fun to play around with! 
In Nevrione the current seasons is clearly Winter. All the leaves have been raked up and used for other things. What's left of the trees are barren and without leaves. It really does make everything look a little more bleak. What a shame that volunteers aren't getting to see it at its most beautiful.
Of course, just because there isn't a lot of growth doesn't mean that there isn't any. There's actually a winter plant that seems to be just about everywhere and one that people will know- it's mistletoe! It isn't called that here, of course, but it still has the same tradition as on earth. Two people that are caught underneath it should kiss. This can be as platonic, or not, as you want it to be. Even hugs are acceptable, really! Just as long as you share a little bit of affection or intimacy with the other person, it's said to be good fortune for ringing in the new year. The people of Nevrione sure do love their good fortune, don't they?
Of course, this plant comes with a catch. You'll find yourself stuck in some way if you don't participate in the custom. It's a little trick that the Selva - the resident fairy folk - play for when they hibernate during the winter. These creatures never seem to stop causing mischief. So, if you don't feel the love... then you're going to get stuck until you do! This doesn't have to be physically either. You could be stuck on a decision you're trying to make, on a question that was asked of you, or any number of things. The point is though, you'll be stuck on it until someone kisses or hugs some sense into you again.
MAIN RESEARCH FACILITY (FEB 18th & ON)
- They were supposed to have everyone's rooming assignments ready. Unfortunately, R.O.S.I.E. has only just recently woken up and it slipped through the cracks. Honestly, she thought she had more time! She's had so much to catch up on after spending so long non-operational. While apologetic, it doesn't change the fact that you're out of a room for now.
Due to their error, the Zenith staff do their best to make volunteers feel at home... outside. The weather is nice, they have perfectly good (aphro-laced!) tents for use, and why not? This an adventure, right? What's more adventurous than sleeping out under the stars on a whole new world? It's like something right out of your imagination! However they sell it to you, they sell it very well. Even if you are upset, your complaints seem to fall on deaf ears after a certain point and you might just have to accept defeat.
At least R.O.S.I.E. has the courtesy to project a movie for everyone to watch during the evening before lights out. This one was selected by R.Y.U.O., the other A.I. that you might hear from time to time now that he's been a bit more involved. It's a classic and he's going to be disappointed if you don't appreciate its subtly and charm.
- During the night, you'll realize you're not alone. It's quiet, at first, but then a noise comes from out in the dark. It sounds again louder and very close by. A clear, audible-
Ribbit.
A brightly colored frog is sitting just outside your tent (or by your side, if you chose to make do without!) and blinks once you notice it. It gives a little hop, another croak, and then snatches whatever food you might have leftover from dinner. It undulates violently soon as it eats any scraps lying around then pops apart and suddenly there's two.
If you don't want to end up overrun, you might need to put your food away! Maybe this is why you were told it wasn't good to keep it out. If you try to touch the frog to remove it, however, there's a sudden buzz in your ear and a light chime before R.O.S.I.E. speaks gently, "I wouldn't touch that if I were you. It's toxic to most species! You're going to have to find another way to get this little guy out of your space."
"Are there any sticks around? Maybe you could ask your neighbor!" - "Do you like the stars?" asks R.O.S.I.E. in the dead of night. Don't worry, she won't ask if you're asleep! In fact, it seems like she might be contacting the insomniacs or those that are having trouble specifically. An A.I. doesn't need to sleep, but it does get lonely it seems.
She guides volunteers out to a nice viewing spot, but also warns of the jungle's dangers. If you happen to see any red eyes staring back at you in the dark, steer clear. They don't seem especially aggressive lately but demons are still bad news. But hopefully, the view of a spectacular crescent moon and stars freckling the inky black sky make up for any feelings of uncertainty you might still have, or at the very least provide a distraction from whatever has your mind keeping you from falling asleep.
"You should make a wish," she encourages. Though, of course, you're not the only one she directed this way so your wish might not be as secret as you're hoping it to be if you say it aloud.
Network/Bangr
During all the goings-on, R.Y.U.O. will prompt you to set up your presence on the network. Pick a username, a profile picture, and commence to shitposting immediately if you so desire! Additionally, if you want to get a headstart on your contribution to the volunteer program, why not set up your Bangr? R.Y.U.O. even has an icebreaker question ready for you! They change every month. This month's question is:
(*Despite what you might actually put, know that R.Y.U.O. is a little bored. What you wrote might not actually be what's displayed! I.E., you can totally use this as a misfire type deal in case your character wouldn't answer this question.)
bangr
Professor Quintalian | 35
I'd have to say that winter is my favorite, actually. There's just something so nice about cuddling up next to someone who's warm and comfortable during the colder months of the year.
| ✓ | ✕ |
| YES |
NO |
PLEASE NOTE: This BANGR code is the COMMENT-FRIENDLY version, there is a separate code for entries! If you're testing this code before posting it here please do so in a comment to an entry for accuracy!
Extra Notes
- Remember that all prompts are OTA! It can now be assumed that after the ship lands, current volunteers in-game were able to board and hang-out for a little bit before it leaves again! That means established volunteers can welcome new members, show them around parts of the ship they're familiar with, and explore new areas that weren't open during their own arrival! Only new volunteers will be taking the orientation quiz, but established volunteers are free to peek inside the room or try to help with the quiz!
- A reminder that the TDM can be considered game canon and timeline-wise the TDM takes place on the 8th when the arrival ship arrives, as shown on the calendar. As always, current players may top level, if they so choose!
- Going into FEBRUARY, we will be continuing our APPLICATION CAP OF FORTY (40).
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but i didn't pay attention to those either, so i know how it is
i guess you know that we're helping people, right? there's a disease across the multiverse, and apparently us being real close to each other helps fight it off. or that's what they're researching, anyway. most of it is ... you know. they don't really make you do anything. you can spend time with your friends, there are parties. it's like a nice vacation until the next awful thing happens. you gotta watch yourself with that. they like to mess with us. or at least, quin does. he's the one in charge of this operation. he's half-tentacles, you can't miss him
is that what you mean?
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[ she read the pamphlets. she sat through the seminar. she understands the black-and-white versions of this whole... place. at least, clary thinks she does. ]
i meant more the "get handsy with your friends" part
but it's okay, really
we can go back to the spice girls and your tiny spider friend if you want
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OH!!
oh
yeah
it was weird because i didn't really think of her like that before? not because she's not attractive just i didn't usually think about women like that.
it was kind of
i tried not to think about it? and it was fine. you just gotta think about it as sex
and we're into a lot of the same stuff so that was good
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it's the sex part that's new
not the friend part
[ she should not hit send on the next message but she does because ... reasons. yolo. ]
what kind of stuff?
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being rough. biting, scratching, hairpulling, kinda manhandling each other. oral.
it helps to kind of know what you want first. there's a whole database of stuff you can read or watch. and then, uh ... find somebody to do it with. if you wanna start slow i'm sure somebody would understand. i mean, i'd understand. we don't have to do all that
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i don't want anybody to feel obligated
i know we all have to do something, obviously, but they don't have to do it with me
you don't, i mean.
if you don't want to.
i would understand if you want to do those sort of things with someone who's more experienced.
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and i don't feel obligated! i want to. as far as i can tell, you're good people. and you're gorgeous. of course i'd wanna help you.
[ poe in his galaxy brain like: "🤔 at some point ... i will have to tell her i'm a vampire ..." but the part of his brain that's ever-hopeful is like "just keep catfishing maybe she won't notice." camille catfished him, why can't he catfish? (because he's an idiot, mostly.) ]
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thank you
people don't usually go for the inexperienced redheads where i'm from
[ they usually prefer someone who has their shit together. somebody like izzy. why couldn't these people have dragged izzy here with her? at least then someone would be good at this sort of thing. ]
but i could really use the help
which is probably obvious by the literally everything about me
[ ... 🙃🙃🙃 ]
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foundfamily have all learned the valuable lesson that vampire venom is a hell of a drug..... rip ... ]why not? what's your hair got to do with anything?
i can help you with whatever you want, no problem.
uh
now or whenever
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now could work
my social calendar is definitely open
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[ sex on the beach doesn't seem like a beginners' food, but who is he to assume? ]
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should i bring snacks?
[ is there a rule of etiquette for this sort of thing? is showing up empty-handed a space offense? should she stop at the 7-11 for wine? (is she old enough to buy wine here?) ]
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clary: snacks
poe: oh no ]
you don't have to! we have a kitchen in here if you need something.
it is better than a tent, though. less sand 😉
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[ she will bake you the ugliest but most delicious cupcakes this side of the hudson river. which is to say here, since... you know. not near the hudson river or its valley counterparts. ]
do i need a password or anything?
you know, for the bungalow
or do people still knock in space?
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[ not that he cares ... he gets capri suns in the fridge and nobody else is going to even think of touching them so 🙃 ]
no password needed, just knock. i know you're coming, i'll let you in.
[ it's not even locked usually. except for the time there was a scavenger hunt for body parts — and spyder?? that was a dark time. ]
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[ literally ... because she waits until she's literally at the door to send the text, because that seems like the smartest? decision? she could possibly ever make in her entire life?
you know, just casually stroll on up to a stranger's house in space and be like, "hey i'm here for sexual education the non-abstinence version, can i get weird with your kitchen appliances too? ps knock knock?"
great decision making is a shadowhunter requirement, clearly. ]
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only it was, apparently! wild. he gets up to let her in, looking every bit as charming and good-haired as his profile pic. just some casual white t-shirt and dark pants beach attire. ]
Hey. Clary, right?
[ he steps aside so she can come in. let it be known that he is also super smooth and good at this 👌]
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which, honestly, is fine. neither is runes drawing or potion making, and she's gotten a leg up on those two studies in the last few months, so... this is fine. this is necessary for however long she's going to be here. and probably not painful, so. she can deal. ]
Yeah. Clary. Like clarified butter, but — not. [ wow. ] Hi.
[ at least she has a nice smile. she has that going for her, right? ]
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Hey. So, the kitchen's over here, so ... [ he gestures over to the left. the floor plan is pretty open, so it's immediately in view. just a kitchen being a kitchen. doing kitchen things. ] Did you want a snack first? I'm not hungry, but you can.
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[ if he's not going to snack it up, she can wait. it's kind of rude to just roll into somebody's house and eat all of their food, besides. ]
I can do that after. [ after what ] I mean, if you still ... want to.
[ #YIKES ]
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[ you know what. thinking of it? maybe he's a little thirsty. (sexual thirsty.) it's been a minute since he got any action. that's what happens when you lose all impulse control during a/b/o week and get stuck to people and are expecting not to stick your capri sun straw in. it's been Rough.
BUT THIS TIME IS DIFFERENT. he's hydrated(??), his pores are clear. he's thought hard about his life and his choices. it's fine. everything is fine. ]
C'mon, my room is over here.
[ he will just lead the way. it's a small bungalow, so it's a short trip. he opens the door to his room, which is a very plain and normal room (isn't it nice that they basically have sims wardrobes and don't actually have clothes lying around? next level shit.) and there's spyder, doing some slow roomba laps around the floor. ]
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but she follows him, because... why not. seems like a good idea. nobody's here to tell her not to let him smooch her.
but no one is here to tell clary not to immediately get down on her knees to greet the small robot son, either — so obviously that's exactly what she does as soon as she sees him, her bright smile alternating audiences between the tiny spider spyder and the man looking in her direction. ]
Hi, little guy! [ does spyder speak? does he just keep doing little roomba circles, bumping into clary's legs in the middle of the floor, making his little spyder noises? who knows. she's charmed. ] I love him.
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[ poe can't blame her — that's probably what he does on a daily basis. spyder beeps hello. his eyes flash green. he does his favorite thing: he plays an heartwarming 8-bit showtunes. don't look at poe, he came programmed this way. ]
Oh, yeah, he does that. He loves music.
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[ she doesn't know the reference — since apparently hamilton's before her time or whatever — but she appreciates the zippy song all the same, humming along at the second pass of the chorus. spyder bumps up against her legs again, as if encouraging her to let him finish the pass, and clary sighs, pulling herself up to her feet. ]
He's pretty great, yeah. I mean, you're not so bad yourself, but I guess I have a soft spot for little zooming robots. [ who'd have thought! ] Do you think he'll mind if I come visit again?
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No way! He loves visitors. [ he's as smart as a toaster poe. but sure. ] ... Do you want him to stay in here? For...
[ let it be known that poe usually makes spyder go in the other room during sexytime because it's like having a pet watching.
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