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TEST DRIVE MEME #9 (FOURTH WALL EDITION)
Introduction
"Hello again, volunteers," R.Y.U.O. addresses the public again, thoroughly unimpressed. "It seems we have a second breach to be concerned about. Just as before: mind the edges and you should be fine." He doesn't say much more than that but anyone looking out the nearest window will see what he's referring to.
No matter where volunteers are, the giant triangular portal (approximately 1.75 miles tall and 1 mile wide) that suddenly splits reality off in the jungle faces them. No matter where they walk or what other angles they try to see it from, it faces them. That's only slightly unnerving.
It doesn't take long before the multiversal visitors start to pour through. While current volunteers can't leave, it seems that other people are able to come in through this portal that has converged from multiple access points in the multiverse on this tiny island. Say hello, volunteers, there are quite a few new unexpected faces to greet!
WELCOME TO ZHAUTAS
And it isn't Zenith's either, they're quick to say. It's actually because of a deranged space pirate named Hoshiko - here, have a picture for reference! - and you can blame her for your displacement in the multiverse. Please do. Of course, if anyone questions how one person is causing all this trouble Zenith representatives will be quick to say they need to go back to whatever task they had at hand and drop the topic.
Basically, it's not your fault and it's not their fault but you're still here now. So, why not be made to feel at home during your temporary stay? The professor is of the mind that showing these newcomers some good old-fashioned Zenith Corporation hospitality would be more beneficial in the long-term than trying to turn them all away immediately. You can't buy publicity like this! He wouldn't be in charge if he didn't know how to turn things to his corporation's advantage.
TEMPORARY LODGING
It's for this reason that the professor makes the call for the west wing, usually utilized primarily for research, to be turned into temporary lodging for their company. While the makeshift cots laid out aren't as private as the pods of the east wing or bungalows out on the beach, that's alright! It's still a nice, comfortable place to sleep until they figure the best way to get you back home.
They even got everyone who shows up a complementary gift basket. It's filled with cliche "aphrodisiac" foods such as chocolate, strawberries, but thankfully no oysters. They do have those if you're interested, of course, but you'd have to go to the food court for that request. The basket also contains lube (of random, assorted flavors and added effects!) as well as a cheap, plastic bullet vibrator that has the Zenith logo printed on it.Unfortunately, due to the quality, it's a little finicky. Once you turn it on, you might not be able to turn it off. Don't worry! There's plenty of people around to help. Plenty of people to witness you fumbling with this bouncing, buzzing object and certainly plenty of embarrassment to be had by all. What a good bonding opportunity!
SEXATORIUM
Whatever research that was going on before people started arriving has been suspended for now. One wouldn't know though from how quickly the changed everything around from perhaps what veteran volunteers are used to. One minute there's regular, mundane scribbling onto clipboards and contemplative hums and nods. The next, there's sex on display in no shortage of ways.
The lab spaces have instead been converted to serve a different purpose. The lights are dimmed and tinted a hopefully soothing blue, music plays lightly, and there's the strong scent of sweat and salt permeating the place. The west wing has, for now, been converted into a sexatorium to showcase Zenith's finest attempts at curing this disease and enticing fresh faces to join their cause.
Volunteers and newcomers alike are welcome to peruse this section of the facility until everything gets sorted. Whether it be to watch or demonstrate themselves, Zenith staff is encouraging everyone to take part. They might be a little overly encouraging, honestly. It probably isn't surprising they're under quite a bit of pressure these days from HQ. Show all the multiversal visitors a good time the Zenith way, volunteers!
The glass walls of the research sector have become an exhibitionists' dream. Or perhaps a voyeur's, depending on perspective! Maybe you're taking time to walk through or scurrying to the other side and averting your eyes. If anyone was looking for the head of the program, they can find him here. Of course they can. If you're not into tentacles, that's your loss (according to him), but he's more than happy to talk about the program as well!
They also have plenty of other "experiments" that they'll be running that anyone is free to participate in. They are, but not limited to:
- Sex Toy Demonstrations - Ever wondered what state of the art sexual technology is like? Check it out for yourself! If you want it, they likely have it. Not to worry if you don't exactly want to have everything on display, there are rooms that are more private with a black-out option on the glass. It can be toggled on and off or opacity may be changed and filters applied for those who might want the thrill of potentially being seen but not entirely.
- Natural Aphrodisiacs - Stepping into one of these rooms will be like taking a step outside. They're full to the brim with plants both familiar and alien as a taste of the larger gardens that Zenith touts. Of note are the coitendrils; they're a pretty touchy-feely species! It's a plant that thrives in warm conditions and grows at an incredibly fast rate to seek out these cozy spots. As it turns out, your body warmth is the highest temperature around and exactly what it's looking for.
- Strip Trivia - How much do you know about sex? Maybe less than you think! Especially when you start throwing xenobiology into the mix. These rooms are staged like a game show (that outsiders can also view, if you so choose!) and with each wrong answer, you'll find yourself losing a piece of clothing. It could be as minor as a sock, your bracelet, or something as obvious as your entire shirt. Don't worry, your clothes are held in a containment unit just outside the room and it's all in good fun!
- Cultural Exchange - It's no secret that many of the cultures and species on Zhautas are sex-positive. Most recently, volunteers visited the country of Nevrione whose specialty is leather BDSM gear with amazing hand craftsmanship. While there don't appear to be any natives to that country (which people are free to find suspicious) there is a sampling of what they have to offer for use. Also, just look at those cute feathers decorating some of the gear... What a nice touch!
AROUND THE FACILITY
- The Gym
There is now a large gym after frequent volunteer requests for one. They've dedicated a lot more room recently to get a good work-out in. One of the best ways to relieve stress is exercise! Not that volunteers have any particular reason to be stressed. Everything is perfectly fine. It has a plethora of machines now rather than just a handful. In fact, it even features a rock wall, pool, and track now to suit almost every need imaginable.
A couple of the machines have an emphasis on vibrations. Not to worry, however, as there are plenty more options available that they're easily avoidable.
If the gym pool isn't your speed, you're always welcome to go for a nice swim out at the beach. The local mermaids have since returned back to their home waters, so there's no immediate threat to your well-being. At least, not anything obvious. Let them know if you find anything!
- The Holo-Deck
The holo-deck is now up and fully operational. It's the size of a small gymnasium and quite sturdy! Don't worry if you do break anything, they'll fix it in a jiffy! They like to see the limits of their technology tested, after all.
The holo-deck can simulate basically anything your mind can come up with... if you have an implant. So, better make friends with someone who does if you want to experience this feature! Its main function is a relaxation mode that projects soothing landscapes and scenery. They look, smell, and sound so real you almost wouldn't believe that you aren't hiking through the mountains. And despite its limited size, the holo-deck does manipulate perception to make the space seem a lot larger than it really is.
Additionally, it has a combat mode to help keep the senses sharp of volunteers who might be more battle-inclined. They don't want you to lose your edge, after all, and especially not with Hoshiko still at large with no idea when she'll strike next. It's better to be prepared and it also gives the more restless volunteers a good way to work out all that excess energy. - Arcade
Attached to the holo-deck, there's another large room. This one is dimly lit and comes with the archaic colors and sounds that belong to a retro arcade. While the holo-deck can simulate games, there's nothing quite like the feeling of pinball beneath your fingers. Or maybe you just want to whack some moles in order to vent your frustration.
While you can win tickets here, they can't be exchanged for anything but minor trinkets. Most of the prizes to be gathered are sexual in nature (because of course, they are) like boxes of condoms or fancy flavored lubes. There's also the standard plush toys and inflatable contraptions. - Food Court & Vending Machines
This is a pristine, updated section of the facility that serves only the finest of meals thanks to the new cyborg chef in charge. He's a friendly older guy who uses his mechanical enhancements to make food faster than you can blink and, of course, it tastes incredible to boot.
Additionally, the vending area has been expanded and the machines have been fixed to no longer shoot out drinks at supersonic speeds. Of course, they still can if you so wish. Some people seemed to have fun making a game out of it so the feature is an option but only if someone selects it from the menu. - The Beach
The bungalows for more permanent residents of Zhautas are lined up along the island's south shore. It's only a short walk from the main facility, no more than five or ten minutes. If you'd rather stay out here instead of using the temporary lodging, that's also an option! They have tents available for use. Don't mind the way you may feel -- no, will feel more inclined to snuggle up - or more - with someone. That's just a standard 'light aphro' feature added to help prompt new volunteers to ease into the atmosphere of the facility.
At night, the beach lights up in beautiful blue luminescence where sand meets sea. Unfamiliar stars and constellations dot the sky as far as the eye can see. It's really rather peaceful. Well, it is if you ignore the giant foreboding portal off in the distance. - The Lounge
This is a begrudingly new addition to the main Zenith research facility, volunteers may have noticed supplies being gathered over the last week or heard whispers of the activity before the building popped up seemingly overnight near the outskirts of the jungle. While approved by the head of the program, it certainly doesn't look like anything that Zenith had a hand in constructing. (They didn't.) It sticks out from the sleek, smooth chrome surfaces by seemingly pulling together more natural elements reminiscent of the buildings in Nevrione, built from mostly wood with a stone foundation. The furniture inside is also crafted from wood, leather, and so on to create a... unique atmosphere full of tables, benches, a bar and stools. In fact, some of the decor seems to be decorated and reinforced with dragon scales.
While alcohol is served here, that's only if someone brings something that can be converted into alcohol via alchemy by resident volunteer Edward Elric. The lounge is advertised as being a place to hang out and get a break from the more modern and high tech setting that the facility has to offer, it is requested that sex does not happen within these walls.
While it touts a calm, unassuming front, with entertainment available such as darts, a pool table, card games and other typical bar games, it's quickly becoming an escape from Zenith's prying eyes and ever alert ears. This might be the place to go if you want to speak a little more freely about your suspicions regarding Zenith.
For volunteers that offer to help with construction or around the lounge once it's built - keeping order among others, cleaning, gathering supplies or various other tasks around the building - drinks will be free (unless another agreement is arranged) as means of payment for their time.
(For any questions about the lounge, please contact Remedy. Thanks for this idea goes to Amy, as it was Garrett's brainchild.)
THE UNDERBELLY
Things that one might overhear and want to investigate are as follows:
- Out in the jungle at night, you might have noticed- No, not the portal, everyone's noticed that. There are red eyes that light up the jungle at night. While they aren't exactly menacing, they are extremely unnerving. Ask anyone and they'll tell you those are demons and they're a product of Professor Quintalian's "personal research" apparently approved by Zenith. While they aren't actively aggressive, trying to infringe on their territory is ill-advised.
Being demon-touched is a terrible thing to experience. They're formless, tarry parasitic creatures that try to consume someone. There's even apparently a chance that you might turn into one. Being demon-touched comes with a host of negative side effects such as visual and auditory hallucinations, a desire to be "complete," fever, and more. And unfortunately for you, the process to expel any demon essence from the body is just as terrible.
Unfortunately, demons aren't the only concern you'll have if you traverse the jungle. This tiny island hosts a range of creatures both docile and deadly. It also seems like with the portal opening, even more are making their way and finding a space here at the Zenith Research Facility.
- Despite initially volunteering, people's requests to leave are met with vague excuses as to why it isn't possible immediately. But then the professor will turn around and say Zenith sent someone home overnight without a word to anyone. While this appears to be highly suspicious, none of the staff seem to want to expound upon how Zenith operates with regards to terminating volunteer participation and, of course, Quintalian is nowhere to be found for any real serious discussion. Call him though! He'll be glad to talk to you over dinner and a nice bottle of wine.
Maybe talk to a resident volunteer about this since it should be worrying to someone who might want to sign-up. - Despite the way that the helperbot R.O.S.I.E. is described to watch the facility at all times, she's known to get distracted or glitch out from time to time. And with her trying to entertain all these new guests where she can as well as Zenith re-routing efforts to the sexatorium, there's a distinct lack of physical security present. Huh.
Recently, there's been a lot of thumping and bumping up in the ventilation shafts throughout the main facility. If you're foolhardy enough to find the cause, you'll actually be met with one of the resident defensive AIs that goes by the name R.Y.U.O. He's glad you're here, actually. Things were starting to get boring. If you wander too far through the vents into a restricted area (since the barriers in place won't stop those without an implant!), he'll be quick to throw something else to deter your exploration.
This might electric shocks, extreme heat, of even the classic of a swarm of spiders. It's nothing personal, of course, he just has a job to make sure people trying to snoop don't get too far.
EXTRA NOTES
- Welcome to the Zhautas fourth wall event! We've added some extra links down below that might be helpful for newcomers.
- As a reminder, the timeline is:
- Fourth wall begins on Fromb 24th (March 24th).
- The portal will close and the event will end on Fromb 39th (April 8th).
- The arrival ship will land as scheduled on Fromb 40th (April 9th).
- The intro log including this and theft of the arrival ship will be on Fromb 41st (April 10th).
- The next OOC Event Announcement for April's event will be on April 15th.
- In the case of an unfortunate run-in with R.Y.U.O.'s defense of the air vents, established volunteers, let us know here!
- If you have any extra questions about anything in the game, please direct them to the FAQ!
- If you have in character questions, those can be directed to R.O.S.I.E. here!
Michael Guerin | Roswell New Mexico | OTA
[ It's not like Guerin is afraid of a little sexuality. If anything, it's his second favorite coping mechanism right after alcohol, but this place is taking it to all new levels. When he steps into the west wing, it reeks of a recent fuck and he shakes his head, wandering inside to try and figure out what's going on.
He's figured out he's not on earth anymore, but he didn't finish repairing the ship and he definitely didn't choose to come here, though Texas and coping with the world going out with a whimper or this?
Yeah, he'll take this, even if the smell is starting to make him depressed. He chooses the first door he sees, heading right into a lush environment and plants that seem to be striving towards him, like seeking him out. ]
What, you like my aftershave that much?
[ Apparently, here, even plants are after him. For his broken-down ego, that's not such a bad thing to see. It does start to get weird when the plants start to thread up his ankle, leaving him stuck in place. ]
Shit. Little help?
ii. Gaming Theory
[ It takes him a while to disentangle from his former situation, not lingering too long in the blue-lit area, but heading for anywhere else. Anywhere turns out to be an arcade that looks vaguely like something from his childhood -- a place he used to sneak into when the group home got too rough.
Grinning, Guerin wanders inside and heads to the whack-a-mole machine, hefting up the hammer. He'll use it, sure, but the best part of this is that he doesn't actually need it. While he doesn't need his powers to start the game, once the moles start a-popping, the hammer only does half the work.
Every other time, the hammer isn't needed for contact, but instead the steady focus of his mind, telekinesis slamming down the little furry heads with speed. He's still got enough acetone in his system that it won't make him sick, and the childish thrill makes him feel comfortable and safe.
So safe that he's not even paying attention to anyone who might be joining, or who might notice that he's not exactly playing the game fairly. At this rate, he won't even need to manipulate the tickets out. ]
All right, who wants lube? It's on me.
[ After all, he's got to share the wealth of his wins. ]
iii. Wildcard
[ Let me know if there's something else you want! Hit me up at
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Sure, I can help you,
[Temple moves closer to him and tries to rip the plants off his ankle.]
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What's with all the ankle biters in this place?
[ His eyes flick over the man helping him, annoyed that he's needing help so soon, but he'll get over that. Maybe. Eventually. ]
I mean, I know I'm not so bad to look at, but even this is a bit much.
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I suspect they’re here to encourage us to have sex somehow. Either with each other or with the plants.
[He purses his lips.]
I’m not sure if Zenith cares which.
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[ Is it because he's an alien? Do they think that just because he's from another planet that he's up for this kind of thing? Because he's not. He eyes his savior, trying not to look at similarities between him and another man. ]
Just cut them or something, I don't care what we need to do to get them off.
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[So Temple tries to pry them off with his hands instead. It’s not as good a solution as cutting them would be but it’s the only one available to him.]
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Glass, he thinks? Well, there's one way to make an entrance. Focusing, he uses his powers to shatter the window or mirror, floating one of the jagged edges down. ]
You think they're gonna make me pay for that?
[ That, or the violence he's about to cause. ]
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I suppose that would depend on whether they can prove you did or not.
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Should I be more worried about what they're gonna ask for payment?
[ He nods to the vines. ]
C'mon, let's not stick around, I don't wanna know what happens when they get higher.
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Maybe.
This place is straight out of a porno, after all.
[He nods.]
And yeah, let’s go.
[He begins moving towards the door.]
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[ He's not lingering, though, because he really doesn't want a plan jacking him off, because what happens if his alien biology makes it like it more? Hell, what if it tastes worse? He doesn't want to know what happens then. ]
You think any of the other rooms are better than this? Or is it just one weird porn scenario after another?
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I think our rooms should be good. Or the food court. Or the lounge.
Basically, anywhere but the Sexatorium should be safe.
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Lounge have drinks? If it does, let's definitely head there.
[ He can figure out the acetone later, when someone isn't gonna be haunting his every step. ]
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[But Billy sounds more amused than anything as he watches the guy in front of him push down all the furry little heads that pop up so easily. He's definitely going to be amassing quite a few tickets there...]
Is the lube your attempt to pay me off?
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So, what, you wanna call me out? Because that's just a quick way to a no-lube list.
[ He holds up the array of tickets with a knowing smirk, gesturing to the machine. ]
I could do it again.
[ It's not his fault that he's got alien telekinesis. He's just using it to help himself out. ]
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[He gives a teasing smile of his own as he comes closer, leaning next to the machine.]
I didn't even say it was a bad way to cheat. I'm actually pretty impressed.
[He's also pretty sure this guy isn't the first one to do it either...]
Got your eyes on a big prize?
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[ It's not like he's exactly taken the time to go out and explore all the sex toys, but Michael will bite. He's curious what else they've got here and if he needs more tickets, he can get more tickets. Gesturing to the wall, then to his new buddy, he gives an encouraging nod.
Either this will end great or he'll get to pick a fight. Win-win, for him. ]
What's better than that?
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[It's a bit ridiculous, honestly. He never would have thought he'd be in a place where the prize counter has sex toys.].
But if you're not into just the sex stuff, they do have a giant stuffed dog...
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[ The real thing from one specific man, but Michael's not planning to get into that, not while he can boast and pretend like he's oh-so-experienced when he's really just screwed up over one guy. Maybe he needs to expand his boundaries. Alex made it pretty clear that things are over and hey, who cares if you're slutty in space? ]
Think I'd prefer a real dog. That's the kind of thing you give a girlfriend or something at a carnival. You want it?
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[He doesn't mind directness though, especially in a place like this. Zenith isn't subtle, so why should the be?
... Although honestly, he could understand Michael. He only ever had one boyfriend before coming here and he messed that up spectacularly.
He snorts, flashing a grin.]
I think I'll pass. I wouldn't want to give the impression I'm anybody's girlfriend, you know? Might scare off all the guys.
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He snorts and eyes the other man, letting his gaze slide over him. ]
They should give lapel pins or something, patches, that way people know what you're looking for, while still being subtle.
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You know what? Maybe we should suggest it to the higher ups. Maybe armbands even. What are you looking for anyway?
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I thought it would've been obvious by my wins at the window. Whole lotta lube, maybe someone to enjoy it with.
[ Easier to put up a defense system than ever actually talk about his feelings. ]
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[All sorts of people, all sort of things they're willing to do.
... A lot of distractions from heartbreak. Billy knows that much.]
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[ He's trying to be secretive and sneaky about this, but he feels like it's not working. After all, in a place where it's all about sex, Michael is still somewhat occupied with figuring out where they are and what that means in relation to his alien heritage. ]
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